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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀

@olrhys.bsky.social
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polite menace, that’ll be my brand || Cryptid Knight, occasional embroiderer, Noah Reid enjoyer || 🔞 sometimes nsfw, minors dni || 34/married/bi/she+they

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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 1h
also thanks to Live Photo mode I have this
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 1h
“my feet got hot” your honor i love him
a photo of a stage with two partially visible people sitting on it. The person on the right has their white sneakers kicked off Photo of actress Rima Te Wiata sitting on stage next to Taika Waititi, who has his shoes off for some reason Another shoeless Taika picture Taika and Rima again. Taika still has his shoes off and is leaning forward in his chair
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 2h
I’m crying why did Taika just take his shoes off
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 4h
Now that I’ve been sitting in a comfortable chair in an air conditioned room for an extended period of time the fatigue and exhaustion is starting to hit, I need this thing to get going so I can get another surge of adrenaline to stay awake
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 5h
let’s gooooo
photo of a theater screen and stage. The screen is displaying a promo for a screening of Hunt for the Wilderpeople with Taika Waititi
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David Farrier @davidfarrier.com · 5h
🪶🍆 www.webworm.co/live2026/
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 5h
I did the math and realized I need to get up at 3:15 to drop my car off before my flight tomorrow so I will be smashing some pretzels and Diet Coke in my hotel room after the screening for dinner before (hopefully) passing out for a couple of hours
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 7h
Tried to send this earlier but this is what I look like so say hi to me if you’re so inclined!!!
selfie of user in an elevator mirror wearing a Taika Waititi t-shirt
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 12h
being reminded of how much less tolerant I am of stress when I’m hot and sweaty
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 13h
I am in Los Angeles and now just need to kill 4 hours before I can check into my hotel and take a NAP
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 22h
I need to Not do the thing I have historically done where I travel alone for fandom related things and end up getting too overwhelmed and anxious and self-conscious to talk to anyone and then spend ages kicking myself for it afterwards
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Idk where the hell I’ve been but I’m just now learning Rhys is also going to be at the screening tomorrow???? lmaooofodoffidjj
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I found and cropped my obnoxious Taika shirt to wear on Friday
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pirate crew roll call: who will be at the Wilderpeople screening in LA on 10/2? 👀
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I keep forgetting I’m flying to LA on Friday lmaoooo
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J. R. Moock, jr. @jrmoockjr.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
This has fucked me up more than once. If you have a coconut allergy, you NEED to be careful about anything with “activated charcoal” anywhere near the label.
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Grief is so stupid bc like. what do you mean I’ve been mostly fine all day but now that I’m getting ready to leave my house to see friends I can’t stop crying over today being the anniversary of my brother’s passing? I had therapy this morning why couldn’t I have cried a bunch THEN
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just had to select a new student loan plan bc the government is allowed to decide the one we agreed to is just going away, apparently, and now I will have to come up with an extra $450 a month somehow
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Bix, Lover of Queer Pirates and F*cking Mermaid @bix999.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There are a few last minute tickets available for the screening of Hunt for the Wilderpeople with Taika Q&A in L.A. October 2. Ping me if you’re interested!
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why did I have a dream I was dating Nick Robinson
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Freddie 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🦄 @gentlerevenge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
stede bonnet behavior
I was on a call with an IT guy. He sounded cute so I googled him and he asked why I was searching his name. I forgot he could see m screen.
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I keep thinking today is Monday instead of Thursday, and friends— I cannot overstate how glad I am that’s not the case
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Miscellaneous Reasons To Live @reasonsbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
blorbo. from your shows
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s reached that time of year where it’s slightly too cool out to be comfortable leaving the windows open all day but my desire for fresh air outweighs the discomfort so I just wear layers and carry blankets around the house. Aka my favorite time of year
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not to toot my own horn but I do think my fit for the wedding yesterday was kinda 👀
selfie photo of this user wearing a light blue velvety suit with a sheer black shirt underneath. She’s also wearing a silver chain necklace with a black stone, red lipstick, and rimless glasses. Mirror selfie of user in same outfit as previous photo. Also visible are her suit pants and boots. A closer-up mirror selfie
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Made the fatal mistake of feeling like the edible wasn’t hitting and then taking more
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pirate crew roll call: who will be at the Wilderpeople screening in LA on 10/2? 👀
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There was, at one point, a group of gay people scream-singing The Chain and someone said “are we all enjoying this song in an Our Flag Means Death way?” and the answer was a resounding yes
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m sooooo sleepy and can’t wait to wash my face and take down my hair and eat Taco Bell in bed but my best friend is married and it was a wonderful day!!!
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My best friend is getting married tomorrow!!!!!! I met her on the internet 7 years ago and tomorrow I’m giving a speech at her wedding!!! Life is so weird and good sometimes
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Josh Allen is the only QB in NFL history
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jared Goff looks like a temu Ryan Gosling
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I need Noah Reid to do the Canadian anthem for a Bills game sometime
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nearly falling asleep watching some cooking videos and the thought “I need a nap” crossed my mind. Girl it’s 12:30 am, just go the fuck to sleep??? It’s not a nap when it’s bedtime!!!!
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
went into my favorite local independent shop to look for a card and found a shelf full of AI slop and was so fucking disappointed I left immediately 🥲 I messaged the owners giving some (very kindly worded) feedback, I just hope it makes an impact
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
they should invent a me who doesn’t have a headache and nausea
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David Farrier @davidfarrier.com · 15/09/2026
ed sheeran has shared the most pathetic, cowardly, privileged statement i could imagine given the situation. if a wizard suddenly removed all of ed's bones from his body & he melted into a puddle of organs, skin & goo, this is what it would it would have gargled at you: www.webworm.co/edsheeran/
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Is Ed Sheeran Finished?
David Farrier's Webworm: Is Ed Sheeran finished? Kicking Macklemore off the tour shows us exactly where Ed stands.
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How does a 9-pound cat take up an entire third of a king size bed? @ science explain
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Buffalo football is back which means I will become a sports fan™️ once per week from now until February
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angie 🌈🏴‍☠️🦄 @korps.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Don't forget it's your right to be a weird little freak whenever you want
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why is farmers insurance pink now
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Reading fic for the first time in idk how many months and it feels like an accomplishment which feels a little silly
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sometimes I end up on Threads bc something will pop into my insta or fb feed that piques my interest and then I end up seeing the most horrendous and inaccurate takes on things and remember why I don’t purposely spend any time there
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I wish i could force my brain to care deeply about things bc i would Love to be knee-deep in fandom and hyperfixation at the moment but i’m feeling very adrift and distant from everything and I don’t like it :(
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"IM SAVING PRIVATE ROY!!!"
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I started rewatching Downton Abbey and I haven’t yet decided whether it means my mental health is doing really well or really bad
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
New ted lasso ep was what I’ve been missing all season tbh
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/08/2026
lissy (@rylandsgrace) on twitter: ""grace look loney. rocky fix. statement.""
[A giant rock-like alien hologram (it's Rocky! from Project Hail Mary!) stands before the silhouette of a man in purple light.]
[Ryan Gosling (it's K! from Blade Runner 2049!) looks upward with a bandage on his nose.]
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Is the grinch nonbinary
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