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olivercocker.bsky.social @olivercocker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yer Ma's got Primitive Painters in her Goth Music playlist. #FallFriday
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thefallthings.bsky.social @thefallthings.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Fall - Couldn't Get Ahead #FallFriday youtu.be/t73LCQqe0X4?... 📸Laura Levine
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olivercocker.bsky.social @olivercocker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bloody love Richard Dawson
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olivercocker.bsky.social @olivercocker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just seen a little kid. Looks EXACTLY like his Uncle Titfight.
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olivercocker.bsky.social @olivercocker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have seen the future of this daft music we listen to, support and adore. This is Mother's Day. There may be DISTORTION
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The Cider Shed podcast @thecidershedpod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
‘My Granada’s velour was never the same again.’ Line of the week. #TheArchers
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Andy Dawson @andydawson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Here's today's new episode which I think is as good a place as any to dive into it (link below should provide links to all major pod apps) (If you're a TFTM fan and would like to do a quick reply and list its strengths that would be lovely! 🥰) pod.link/1361056037/e...
pod.link
Powdered Buns
Listen to Powdered Buns from Top Flight Time Machine wherever you get your podcasts!
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olivercocker.bsky.social @olivercocker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*something in my eye* #TheArchers
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Nostalgic Things @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Saw someone yesterday describe those morons outside Basingstoke Police Station as the Provisional Wing of Sports Direct, and, yeah, that’s pretty much it.
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waltydunlop @waltydunlop.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In with a shout for Best Sketch Show Ever. The Leslie Crowther bits. The Juliet Bravo cold-open. Boil-yer-cat-sir? *The Night Mail parody for god's sake*. Something fantastic in every episode.
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The Book Vault @thebookvault.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
WE ARE OPEN! Quick window shot with signed Sam Nixon, and Gruffalo Granny at either end. In between signed @profaliceroberts.bsky.social @manvsbaby.bsky.social Nikita Gill, Richard Osman, plus Red Dwarf (just gone!), Rachel Gillig and others to be spotted... #booksky
Shot of the central part part of our window with books on a number of levels as per the post, including standees of the gruffalo granny, a polar bear and one or two other book related stands. With in centre boxes with a few large formal encyclopedia books such as Ocean, Amazing Animal Treasury, The Joy of Quiet Places.
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CiCi @cici6923.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You'd better take a younger lover Or take an older lover You'll soon get tired of her (She'll shag you out on the table) #FallFriday
BBC headline 'Charles 'sounded giddily elated' after Diana died,
Earl Spencer claims'
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olivercocker.bsky.social @olivercocker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The only thing missing from tonight's episode of #TheArchers was a good shoeing for Kenton from Lillipops. (and maybe one for Burnsie from Fallon, maybe)
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olivercocker.bsky.social @olivercocker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Perry Farrell Fishing rod Bargain bucket Factor 50
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
you can get synesthesia from licking a toads ball's
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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Multi event sports are getting tired. We need a new biathlon. Maybe swimming and snooker. 10 lengths of a 25m pool, climb out, clear the colours on the snooker table. Number of shots required = number of lengths to do back in the pool. Repeat. You DON'T have to swim with a snooker cue
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olivercocker.bsky.social @olivercocker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The War On Drugs were originally called The Whore On Drugs and all the songs were about the singer's gran.
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olivercocker.bsky.social @olivercocker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You better run, you better take cover, AI.
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Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My sister introduced me to the phrase 'help-rejecting complainer' and that's what Carol is. #TheArchers
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olivercocker.bsky.social @olivercocker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Reform levelled up from racist bastards to rich(er) racist bastards. Bastards.
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Oh! Brother @ohbrothershow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This week Paul and Steve welcome Liverpool musician Barry Sutton, former Fall roadie and founder of Beatnik Hurricane. Barry recalls hearing Slates at 15, abandoning prog on the spot and beginning his long association with The Fall.
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lila7.bsky.social @lila7.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fallon will tell her mother who will tell Kenton so they’ll throw him out of The Bull. And meanwhile Lily will be furious with him for telling anyone and will dump him. And we’ll all cheer ! #TheArchers #TheArchers
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olivercocker.bsky.social @olivercocker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I haven't finished listening, but REALLY, Fallon? #TheArchers Also, tell her it's Pargipops! Please, yer puddn x Fuck me, he did! Ah-ha ha ha ha. Also, also REALLY, Fallon? This is mental. Lovely.
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grace e miya @graceemiya.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
How dare you assume I want to parlez-vous with you Sorry to be so short with you But I'm tapped #FallFriday youtu.be/mSHaB0t2KVs?...
youtu.be
The Fall - Telephone Thing
YouTube video by Kevin Kriel
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olivercocker.bsky.social @olivercocker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Fall, they're a bit like The Continuity Velvet Underground. #FallFriday
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olivercocker.bsky.social @olivercocker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ah shit, yeah daddy issues... #TheArchers
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olivercocker.bsky.social @olivercocker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Baffled sumps, eh? Who knew?
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Dean Wilson @deanwilson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Beach Finds #Garton
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olivercocker.bsky.social @olivercocker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Football and rock n roll. Macho nerds 4 eva.
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olivercocker.bsky.social @olivercocker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Unknown Mortal Orchestra give me the creeps.
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olivercocker.bsky.social @olivercocker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Just seen an SL350 with a snide AMG badge on it. A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Fuckin ell
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olivercocker.bsky.social @olivercocker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Never trusted the Bakerloo Line, always expected to arrive at a newsreader's khazi.
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olivercocker.bsky.social @olivercocker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Michael Stipe can't play guitar, but he has one tucked inside his bra.
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Have you seen my snooker table, Doris? No farmer Griffiths. I haven't seen any snooker tables at all this morning.
Old painting. Man and enormous rectangular sheep
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olivercocker.bsky.social @olivercocker.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"IT WAS A DINOSAUR ACT."
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olivercocker.bsky.social @olivercocker.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yer mum's debut e.p was, er, called... *squints at paper* There's No Anne In Angina. *follows through, exposes breasts*
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olivercocker.bsky.social @olivercocker.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dynamo Eucharist
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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Brilliant thread 👇
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olivercocker.bsky.social @olivercocker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This Joe Lycett thing is fuckpoor.
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olivercocker.bsky.social @olivercocker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Heh, Deform.
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olivercocker.bsky.social @olivercocker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Everybodyyyyyyy..." 😆 Does he sing Elastic Man or Plastic Man? 🤔 #FallFriday youtu.be/OaUDeyVM0eI?...
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Baddiel and Skinner cover How I Wrote Elastic Man
YouTube video by sweepingthenation
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olivercocker.bsky.social @olivercocker.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just wondering if Elmo was in Elbow, would they win an Elmobow award?
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olivercocker.bsky.social @olivercocker.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Half Man Half Narner.
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olivercocker.bsky.social @olivercocker.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Your Brian was always the demo, they shouldn't have been released.
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olivercocker.bsky.social @olivercocker.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Nowt much better than having your eyes good naturedly pillocked out by close family. 🥰
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olivercocker.bsky.social @olivercocker.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Goodbye summer, it's been very interesting. Can't wait for the first frost, next April.
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Scotland's No1 Comrade @scotlandscomrade.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If you can see what the common thread is here, Why can't Western leaders do the same? #Palestine #IsraelisTheAggressor #IsraelIsAGeonocidalState
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olivercocker.bsky.social @olivercocker.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Diana died, had been to an all nighter at The Que Club in Birmingham. Was chilling at a friend's house in, maybe Kenilworth or Leamington? Had a really hairy drive home in pissing rain in my brother's Carlton. Can't remember anything else, naturally. Apart from the "fuck my specs" incident.
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olivercocker.bsky.social @olivercocker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We get dried chicken feet for the dog. After a request from the dog, we now call them chicken cronch. He caught one and cronched it simultaneously. He's a clever boy.
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olivercocker.bsky.social @olivercocker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Had that Bonobo in the back of my cab. Shat on the parcel shelf.
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