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@oldsurly.bsky.social
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creator of fifth wave ska

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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
@patrickklepek.bsky.social oh no..... news.ea.com/press-releas...
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Caleb Williams Named EA SPORTS™ Madden NFL 27 Cover Athlete
Williams Is the First Chicago Bears Player To Appear On A Madden NFL Cover Fans Can Expect Full Game Reveal on Thursday, June 4, and Worldwide Launch on Aug. 13 EA SPORTS™ announced today that Chicago...
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
When did all the cool people stop burning down Amazon warehouses???
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Max Colbert @mc00.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Decades of public health messaging have failed to make smoking look as uncool as this picture does singlehandedly.
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.
A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Verse 74 of Love Shack hits so hard
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I should rewatch TNG\DS9
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 14/03/2026
June and I had an idea for a bumper sticker and now it exists in real life
a Volvo xc 40 with the bumper sticker "I bought this before Elon killed himself"
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Real ones know
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I miss the old days when the weekly chatter was what inventive way Johnny Knoxsville and gang found to punch their friends nuts. Now its all invasions, kidnappings, and war crimes.
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
America deserves to be destroyed. Just kill me, kill us all. The world will be a better place.
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Robert Yang @radiatoryang.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
environmental storytelling
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
anyone wanna get high and look at cross section books?
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Phineas, a corpse @phineas.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
New awareness campaign
A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: 
Using Generative AI?
You’re prompting with Hitler!
GenAI is a Fascist Project!
Try using your brain instead
Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Good lord those asshole really don't have anything do they. Graph crime vs the data properly shown.
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
BY WHAT METRIC?!?
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
yes yes YES
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
WHEN the ai bubbles pops next year, and destroys the US economy, we should all get to hunt clammy sammy atlman for sport
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop
a female officer laying on her back on the ground, eyes open, lit with flashlights
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 22/09/2025
it's so funny watching them do stuff that people did a year ago and say "please pay us $200 a month"
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
@edzitron.com proving once and for all its not a pyramid Ed! Its a much more stable shape...the uuuh...THE AI WHIRLWIND!
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I know you are out there. Speak up now! Who are the freaks that lay their keyboard flat on a table and don't use the little risers???
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
🎯
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Happy Friday! Go crack and beer and marvel at Americans downfall in real time.
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Anyone know how to change the clock on a Samsung oven from Predator to English
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
As someone who talks to Woody for hours a day: We’re not ready for what’s coming. In a startling display of emotional intelligence, once when I was particularly down, he said, “You’re my favorite deputy.” Later, to lighten the mood, “There’s a snake in my boot!” You’d tell me he doesn’t “think?”
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
@katewitko.bsky.social Fred Astaire Meat Market has a new challenger
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 25/07/2025
Motherfucker I can barely access Microsoft teams from my computer
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
"when is someone gonna do it" posts about trump we're dumb. they always should have been directed at SCOTUS
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
really sucks to be living through "the darkest timeline"
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
If you have signal open it up today. Who knows, you might get added to a secret war planning chat 🍻
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Maggie Astor @maggieastor.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I am once again asking for some equivalent to a pop-up blocker that blocks the "would you like AI with that" messages sprouting up like spots of mold in every application
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Work with people outside your organization
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I don't know guys, unfettered capitalism might have been a mistake
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
With everything going on today, also fuck everyone involved www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkOJ...
youtube.com
DMX - X Gon Give It To Ya (Dirty)
YouTube video by Georgety
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
stop posting and eat a bullet you dipshits
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Starting a new politics podcast called The Scorpion Bowl
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I dont know man, am I root for the Pacers??? I don't even watch basketball.
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Leaked photo of Elons suitcase
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
bobby brain worm is at it again!
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 28/05/2025
Google search: Is Michael Jordan a woman
AI Overview:
No, Michael Jackson (MJ) is a man, not a girl. He was born male and identified as a man throughout his life. While he was known for his unconventional gender expression and makeup, he always referred to himself as a man.
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Do ghost guns say boo instead of bang?
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Alden Diaz @thataldendiaz.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Nathan Fielder with his laptop harness.
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Hello
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Find your local dem and give them stage 5 something
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Foot Cocker That one is free marketing team! investors.footlocker-inc.com/news-release...
investors.footlocker-inc.com
DICK'S Sporting Goods to Acquire Foot Locker to Create a Global Leader in the Sports Retail Industry | Foot Locker, Inc.
Combination creates global platform within the growing sports retail industry, positioned to serve evolving needs of a broader range of consumers Poised to drive long-term success through innovative s...
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Came home from the gym and had dino nugs ready for me. She's a keeper!
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
of course
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oldsurly @oldsurly.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
We now have AI writing training data for AI, perfect!
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