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James O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 07/10/2026
Holy shit. Someone has decompiled the Adobe suite, rebuilt it in Rust and released it as open source. Either all software is dead or the US copyright laws are about to receive an update. getartcraft.com/apps
getartcraft.com
Crafting Apps: open-source creative tools
Image editing, vector illustration, video, photography, PDFs, motion graphics and page layout: seven native, open-source apps from the ArtCraft team, built in Rust and free to use.
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Welcome To The Rat Parade @seolfyr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Xenoblade is a good game because sometimes you're minding your own business when suddenly you encounter Inconceivable Jimmy, a lizard who is slightly larger than average Inconceivable Jimmy proceeds to beat your ass while the best song in the world plays
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TarZangief @tarzangief.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you are still paying off student loans you should be eligible for student discounts
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oldmanmash.bsky.social @oldmanmash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
No shade your way at all but, isn't that just like the last six (at least) fire emblems? Even fire emblem toothpaste was, WOW this is the worst story I've ever seen in fire emblem and the BEST gameplay in fire emblem
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oldmanmash.bsky.social @oldmanmash.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Both were generational talents and also the kind of people who, if you had a problem with them, it said a LOT about you and nothing about them
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
dan sinker @dansinker.com • 8h
Think we've forgotten about the time that Elon was booed so badly by fans of Dave Chapelle (of all people) that he locked himself in his office and Twitter employees considered calling the cops to do a wellness check.
What I'm saying is we can go harder.
The Alercury News
THINGS TO DO > ENTERTAINMENT • News
Elon Musk almost needed
SFPD wellness check after breakdown, getting booed at Dave Chappelle show
'He got to a point where he locked himself in his office, was so upset' that Twitter employees feared he would hurt himself, the author of a new book says about the billionaire
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oldmanmash.bsky.social @oldmanmash.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Look man, I tried, I really did. Didn't take
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvO_...
Graham Platner Announces He's a Right Wing Free Speech Guy Now
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oldmanmash.bsky.social @oldmanmash.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Did we deserve any of his movies? Truly?
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Transphobes are uniformly trash and we don't need to pretend otherwise. It isn't complicated.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
When you've defeated the cone they put you in the Hannibal Lector
A cat whose entire head is in a helmet with ear, eye and nose holes
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oldmanmash.bsky.social @oldmanmash.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Kat Abughazaleh Pagan Ossuary Warden
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SANTA CLAUS @santaclausalaska.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
A gentle reminder: “Reading to children, even before they can understand words, teaches them to associate books with love and affection.” (Princeton Book Review)
A poster:

“Reading to children, even before they can understand words, teaches them to associate books with love and affection.”

(Unknown - Princeton Book Review)
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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oldmanmash.bsky.social @oldmanmash.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Give you considered gay marrying the goth serial killer or the jovial dilf?
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Internet 101 PSA - before you respond to an inflammatory something in my (or anyone’s) replies, please check the person’s profile If the follower and following counts are both over 1k, their profile is a smorgasbord of hashtag nonsense, and all their replies are confrontational, it’s a foreign op.
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oldmanmash.bsky.social @oldmanmash.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Ab bats is like the second worst of the initial absolute run and it's still a top 10 of that year book. AWW is easily top 3 with an argument for best. If she doesn't get a show it's a crime
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oldmanmash.bsky.social @oldmanmash.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Slight, mid-stream alterations in combo routes that achieve perfect, optimized wall carry
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oldmanmash.bsky.social @oldmanmash.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Even works for lady x men names: Rogue Jubilee Boom boom
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oldmanmash.bsky.social @oldmanmash.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
It only JUST occurred to me, upon seeing your signature initials, that your legal name is probably not FemShep
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oldmanmash.bsky.social @oldmanmash.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I beg your pardon! They're still printing PHYSICAL STRATEGY GUIDES!?
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Thomas Fortenberry @thomasfortenberry.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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oldmanmash.bsky.social @oldmanmash.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Every year of my thirties was better than every year of my twenties. And I spent half of 33 certain I was going to final check out. I do hope this is reassuring. It is meant to be, but I am quite autistic
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oldmanmash.bsky.social @oldmanmash.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Entirely valid
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JB @jaybeeretro.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Reminder from Shigesato Itoi: Touch grass.
Itoi: "If you don't experience things outside of gaming, your ability to truly engage with games will fade..."
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oldmanmash.bsky.social @oldmanmash.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It was an incredibly stupid and nonsensical film from beginning to end. I had a wonderful time
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oldmanmash.bsky.social @oldmanmash.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Vince McMahon's Iconic 'It's Me, Austin!'
ALT: Vince McMahon's Iconic 'It's Me, Austin!'
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oldmanmash.bsky.social @oldmanmash.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
One of my favourite historical aphorisms, "Americans think a hundred years is a long time, Europeans think a hundred miles is a long way"
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oldmanmash.bsky.social @oldmanmash.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Front and back cover, words in the middle? S'a book
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oldmanmash.bsky.social @oldmanmash.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
If you've got a good comic book store nearby, the vibe is similar
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Miguel de Icaza @migueldeicaza.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Preemptive post:
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Lilith Goddess of Rebellion @elo-cin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Gamer incels saying the new Gods of War game is unplayable because they dont find the new female PC attractive are strongly implying they only liked the previous editions of the game because they DID find Kratos's dad bod attractive. So happy pride month, queens!
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🏳️‍🌈Japanese crazy mascot Live🇯🇵 @chiitan-prt.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
🔸TikTok配信:12:00と17:00から配信します!みなさん見に来てください^^ 🏳️‍⚧️Chiitan TikTok Live Streaming🏳️‍🌈 at 11:00PM and 4:00AM START🗽NY time→ www.tiktok.com/@love2chiitan please follow me🤍
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
It sounds crazy, but I guess when somebody tells you their only mistake was a Nazi tattoo, its possible they actually made a series of other mistakes that did not happen to produce a Nazi tattoo.
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oldmanmash.bsky.social @oldmanmash.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Hi, trans and gay, I'm dad (I don't actually have children yet but the dad joke clock is ticking and this is one of my favourites)
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oldmanmash.bsky.social @oldmanmash.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This gives me feelings about pride nearly as conflicted as that year a close friend transitioned from a very attractive woman to the second or third most handsome man I'd ever seen. It felt unfair he could pull off both
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oldmanmash.bsky.social @oldmanmash.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This is why I support universal basic income. I just punched my 20 in the military and realized I could pick that music schooling back up and make art without worrying about enough people buying it that I dont have to grind myself to the bone to KEEP making it
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oldmanmash.bsky.social @oldmanmash.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
GOD DAMMIT! I was going to say something witty and cutting. Come in from left field with a deep cut. But dumpling are the correct omni cultural answer. America has the worst of all dumplings and they're STILL fire
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oldmanmash.bsky.social @oldmanmash.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Tragically, it is unlikely I will be able to return to @thirdeyecomics.bsky.social The true happiest place on earth, with only a marginally higher chance of being accosted by a deviant in an anthropomorphic mouse costume
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oldmanmash.bsky.social @oldmanmash.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
When M was a woman for basically all of the best Bond films. Including literally the best (Casino Royale @ me)
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oldmanmash.bsky.social @oldmanmash.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I do this. I also have to recreate the dinner scene from, "I love you man," to remember how to pronounce hybrid. I have a degree and a 20 year career in linguistics and translation
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oldmanmash.bsky.social @oldmanmash.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Can't relate. Google how to change bluesky username
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oldmanmash.bsky.social @oldmanmash.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
This is so fucking funny. Like, tolkien invented orks as a thing, that's how foundational it is to western fantasy. Of course it feels tropey
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
so, this is deeply, deeply horrifying thedreydossier.substack.com/p/i-found-a-...
thedreydossier.substack.com
I found a second vote.gov — and it's registered to the White House
There is a moment in every investigation where the thing you have been looking for finds you instead.
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oldmanmash.bsky.social @oldmanmash.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
In fairness to Bill, the only logical explanation for his choice of roles is that he's a huge weirdo that's also trying to get his agent off of a crippling bath salts addiction
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oldmanmash.bsky.social @oldmanmash.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I call it sadenfreude - an objectively funny thing whose underlying facts are genuinely depressing
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Ab-Norm-al @bloatytoe.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Mohammed bin Salman, crown prince of Saudi Arabia.
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oldmanmash.bsky.social @oldmanmash.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Or metal album name
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oldmanmash.bsky.social @oldmanmash.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I've been lucky to have no real problematic favs most of my life. This one hurt. That said, throw this fucker in the fucker hole
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oldmanmash.bsky.social @oldmanmash.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I don't even like most parts of those games (story, moment to moment gameplay, mechanics). But man, that moment when they finally turn you loose and the world is so big with so much atmosphere and potential. *Chef kiss. Beyond compare
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