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Sean the Seanizer @oldjavaguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Are y’all kidding me right now? (NYT Connections today)

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 29/09/2026

ok so for roughly 4 years starting in 1981, during Ronald Reagan's first term, the acting US treasury secretary was a man called, and youre not gonna believe this Donald Regan

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Sean the Seanizer @oldjavaguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Getting blocked by people in 2026 for saying Susan Sarandon was wrong in 2016. LOL. Y'all are still sticking to that bs line? I've become significantly disillusioned about Hillary in the last 2016, but there's still no universe in which she's worse than Trump, and we'd still have Roe and maybe a

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Sean the Seanizer @oldjavaguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Today marks 25 years since my father died. I miss you Dad en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_...

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Robert W. Floyd - Wikipedia

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Sean the Seanizer @oldjavaguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just finished the latest Bobiverse book The Infinite Extent and it ends on the worst cliffhanger ever! No spoilers, but the time until the next title will seem endless

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The Needling @theneedling.com · 23/09/2026

Local Transphobe Not Sure How Much Longer He Can Pretend to Care About Women’s Sports: tinyurl.com/mry79s75

Man looking panicked, stressed, and burned out with a hand on his forehead at a girls high school basketball game

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Sean the Seanizer @oldjavaguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I guess we need an updated version of the song 99 red balloons

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Sean the Seanizer @oldjavaguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Anybody who considers themselves an originalist thereby states that he neither accepts the current constitution nor the founders‘ original intent of it being a living document. They should be disqualified from political office, because they can’t be trusted to uphold the constitution

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Sean the Seanizer @oldjavaguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Remember when Republicans ran on freedom of speech and no censorship? Good times.

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Sean the Seanizer @oldjavaguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old? The selection is pretty good that year (Silence of the Lambs, Thelma and Louise, Hook, etc) but this one remains an all time favorite

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Arnold Schwarzenegger as The Terminator

Alt: Arnie and the kid open that weapon cache in terminator 2 and grin

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Sean the Seanizer @oldjavaguy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live: Duran Duran Pink Floyd Nine Inch Nails Garbage Beastie Boys Public Enemy Tori Amos Aimee Mann Sir Mix-a-lot Delinquent Habits

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Sean the Seanizer @oldjavaguy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Downgrade a movie There‘s Hardly Anything About Mary

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Sean the Seanizer @oldjavaguy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Downgrade a movie Space Shuttle Troopers

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Sean the Seanizer @oldjavaguy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Downgrade a movie Debbie does Fort Worth

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Sean the Seanizer @oldjavaguy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

It took me surprisingly long in my life to figure out that you could use the straw to spear up those maraschino cherries, making it literally the only non-embarrassing method. Except if you’re using a paper straw, then life’s gonna suck

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Sean the Seanizer @oldjavaguy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Name a villain who was actually right

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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

and then Andrew Tate closed replies 😂

derek guy
@dieworkwear. 6h
Replying to @Cobratate

you sound like an "in cell"

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Sean the Seanizer @oldjavaguy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

It was their stated aim until they gave up and became oligarchies. And liars. Some countries took longer than others, but eventually they all ended up there. A good tell was usually when they closed their borders. Any country preventing their citizens from leaving is usually not a great place to be

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Sean the Seanizer @oldjavaguy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Ruin a book by adding a word: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies am I doing this right? 🤪 Fun fact: I only read the original because I liked the zombie version so much. Now I like them both

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Dutchy Patrick @dutchiepatrick.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Stay the hell away from Elon Musk and especially his cars, rockets and software….

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Sean the Seanizer @oldjavaguy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Sitting in the ER for the past 5 hours waiting for a fucking MRI. If I actually had a stroke I’d likely be dead by now

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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

'crimes in cars aren't really crimes if I do them' is one of the unstated assumptions unifying Americans across the political spectrum.

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Sean the Seanizer @oldjavaguy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I wrote a joke about Atlas but it didn’t hold up

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/07/2026

every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries

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Sean the Seanizer @oldjavaguy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Trent Reznor starts selling genetically modified escargots: Nine Inch Snails

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Sean the Seanizer @oldjavaguy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

My wife is on vacation. She doesn’t like Korean food. My dinner:

A variety of Korean food I just made: Beef Bulgogi, fried tofu, and 5 veggie sides. Plus rice and lettuce leaves. Damn, I’m full now

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Sean the Seanizer @oldjavaguy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Dijon mustard, melted cheese, kimchi

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Sean the Seanizer @oldjavaguy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Starting to make passable Mai Tais, just in time for patio season

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Sean the Seanizer @oldjavaguy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Five living writers that you've read five books by, each. Robin Hobb John Scalzi Chuck Wendig Adrian Tchaikovsky Terry Mancour

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Sean the Seanizer @oldjavaguy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Tell me 5 random things you love that aren’t people or pets: 1. Korean Food 2. Dinosaurs 3. Duran Duran (I love the music, not the band, so it counts) 4. Button down shirts 5. Science Fiction

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Sean the Seanizer @oldjavaguy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

The entire administration has to do a swim across the pool. After a head start of 10 seconds, piranhas are released.

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elliepnw.bsky.social @elliepnw.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Seattle elects a socialist mayor, wins the Super Bowl NYC elects a socialist mayor, wins the NBA finals Win your city a major sports title with this one neat trick

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Sean the Seanizer @oldjavaguy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Seattle light rail doesn’t let me take my bike along on FIFA game days. As if I didn’t hate soccer world cups enough already

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Sean the Seanizer @oldjavaguy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Introduce yourself with 10 artists you’ve seen live Duran Duran Pink Floyd (and Roger Waters, separately) Nine Inch Nails Aimee Mann Public Enemy Beastie Boys Delinquent Habits Tori Amos Sir Mix-a-lot Garbage

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Sean the Seanizer @oldjavaguy.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Change a letter, change a movie name Paws

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Sean the Seanizer @oldjavaguy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I run into an error, google it, and the single result I get is me asking a stackoverflow question about the exact same thing a few years earlier. With no answers. This has happened to me about 5 times

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Sean the Seanizer @oldjavaguy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Slightly increase a band Magenta Floyd

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Sean the Seanizer @oldjavaguy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

This is absolutely hilarious for me and my fellow Gen Xers

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