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4x SFSA ‘Best Writer’ winner. Writing, podcasts, radio, live shows. Anti-your-team agenda.

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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 1h
“Thanks, but I have a daughter too” - man responds to “mon the fuckin’ sons of William” greeting
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 5h
Callum McGregor Slo-mo Rallying Troops After Conceding In Heavy Defeat 3hr Supercut
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 5h
(What are you) Dane Murray
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McLaren Pitstops Daftest Lap (2-3) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The greatest football league in the world
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
McCoist pronounces Haaland like it’s an amateur comedy club
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
All 20 slides on Instagram
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
THE WEEK IN SCOTTISH FOOTBALL PATTER 2026/27: Vol. 9
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“I came back to ensure we defended them” “𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙨?” “Billionaires”
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Reform missing from the photo after being sent off
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nice
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Ross McKay @rossmc11.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just think of international breaks as a payday loan for your disappointment - consolidate it all into a couple of weeks with terrible consequences.
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Welcome to Scotland, Sébastien. Will you put an end to the days of Scotland underperforming at the major summer tournaments?” “Yes, but not in the way you mean”
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Emotional scenes as the international break finally ends
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This second-half performance is turning Pocognoli’s beard grey
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Reviewed the Ewart Bros for @heraldscotland.bsky.social A strong four MA BOYs out of five www.heraldscotland.com/life_style/2...
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Hilarious Rangers fan podcast spoof caps memorable Ewart Bros comedy show
The Ewart Bros bring their hit podcast parodies to Glasgow, with finance bros, gangland shows, conspiracy theorists and Rangers podcasts in their sights.
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The Herald @heraldscotland.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
'This time, the inspiration is those podcasts that your least favourite co-worker recommends, wherein a wannabe hardman stares doe-eyed at violent thugs while asking a series of soft-hitting questions' @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social www.heraldscotland.com/life...
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Jim__Douglas @jimdouglas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it's a shame that the protest cast a shadow over the efforts of elite sportsmen like Piers Morgan.
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
'Take me seriously', insists man with funny moustache
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nothing validates the ‘type the email when you’re angry, but save it in drafts and read it the next day before deciding if you still want to send it’ approach like a football club rushing out a statement earnestly complaining about fans showing insufficient respect to ‘the home of golf’
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There are a lot of criticisms that could be levelled at that Desmond statement, but the most damning is that it’s the kind of nonsense you’d have expected from Rangers in 2017
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
There’s only one footballer alive so insecure that they could ‘that’s the real quiz’ winning the actual European Championships
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They said it couldn’t be done. They said ‘the man’s in his forties, he can’t keep this up’. He refused to listen. At the age of 41, Ronaldo remains the biggest wank in football.
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New Scotland manager suffering from same issue as old Scotland manager: Scotland players
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fouling an opponent to prevent a goal, getting sent off for it and then conceding from the free-kick anyway
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Years ago, I was walking home late one night, and a drunk guy was harassing me - trying to get me to go home with him, pushy sex comments, etc. After a few mins, his mate turned to him and said, firmly but not aggressively, "MATE. leave her alone, yeah?" And he did. I think about him all the time.
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You’d think with all the free time Steve Clarke has on his hands now he could have spared five minutes to talk Tuchel through how to beat Spain
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Leading but ultimately not beating Spain? Awwwwww, that’s cute
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jury’s out at this stage
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sébastien Pocognoli
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Kenny Pryde @kennypryde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
'Ei, Pep, amic, el teu club està mort.' Did I make the time cut?!
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't speak a word of Spanish, and yet I'm 100% sure I can translate this accurately
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Eight-minute window for 'Civco' replies before we all move on
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Post-sanctions Man City take the field
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
www.heraldscotland.com/opinion/2311... @heraldscotland.bsky.social
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Share this every year on The Gaffer’s birthday. Not a top 10, just 10 that tell a story www.heraldscotland.com/opinion/2311...
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
All 20 slides from an absolutely stacked week on Instagram
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
THE WEEK IN SCOTTISH FOOTBALL PATTER 2026/27: Vol. 8
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sam Cooke: “A change is gonna come” - substitute warming up on the hour mark John and Yoko’s bed-in - cheeky lie-in after a mad one last night Marvin Gaye: “What’s going on?” - not much mate, just working away, the usual. Been up to much yourself?
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“I don’t think there was very much between the teams” This Celtic fan so jaded he’s stopped watching the games
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Martin O’Neill showing he can take the criticism from Thursday on board and make the necessary changes, by switching from a tetchy pre-match interview to a tetchy post-match interview
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Disconsolate Celtic players trudge off the park, with the exception of Mika Baur who is still floating corners in to nobody
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Locking the home players out wasn’t the appropriate response to this
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“I came here to chew gum and point a lot while the game completely passes me by, and I’m all out of gum”
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ed Sheeran finally confirms a support act
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Depeche Mode fans
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FPL Bacon @fplbacon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Another banner courtesy of @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social on IG 😂
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