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Long-suffering Ferrari/CL16, Dundee United, Colts, Everton, Pacers and Scotland fan. He/him. Swear a whole lot. Dyspraxic/ashmatic. No DMs pls. Alba gu bráth STUEFALive on Twitch. "We change the front wing, and we go again"

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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 9h
Currently historically ranked *checks notes* 46th and 47th position in all-time Presidents
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 10h
what the genuine, actual suffering fuck is this
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 14h
AFC considering changing the format so that only 18 out of 47 teams can actually qualify for the World Cup. Fucking shite.
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Sylvie Willow @boringlegalname.com · 17h
Horror remakes where everyone but one actor is replaced by Muppets. Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Slowly replace the human cast with muppets; never address it in the narrative.
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 14h
@craiging619.bsky.social's time to shine. The utter master at these
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tracksandcourts.bsky.social @tracksandcourts.bsky.social · 16h
Some things are not right and it’s been going on for weeks.
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 16h
I'd like to once again raise this point. Hamilton's comeback was impressive, and should be lauded. His teammate also had an incredible comeback, and it's barely been mentioned.
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 16h
The Race ranking Leclerc the 18th best driver this weekend He started fourth was given the wrong choice of tyres got crashed into, had to change his front wing, had a 12 second pitstop because of his broken front wing, was literally P22, and still finished 4th
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 17h
Tomorrow might change my mind again, but feeling significantly more positive about Scotland after the other night. Looked comfortable, composed and never in danger at any point. Hopefully Pocognoli can make it work because there's some real potential there.
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 17h
No Sam, the world shouldn't suffer through this shite so you can make another million dollars Go fuck yersel, Sammy boy
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The trick is they want it to *work*. It doesn't work. It picks their pockets & leaves them miserable. But it sounds correct & their friends & pastors & TV daddies say it's all true & good, so how could they not want it
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Chargers are fucking terrible
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Charles Leclerc was P22 at one point this afternoon, with a 12 second pitstop due to a broken front wing, and he finished 4th And people have the nerve to say with a straight face that he's not good enough to win a World Title Fuck off. Give him the car, he'll win the fucking lot
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Once again, the "What if we stopped electing utter fucking cunts" takes are being ignored
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 04/10/2026
I don't have any predictions here but if Bolsonaro were to win a lot of takes confidently declaring that Brazil learned more from its first dabbling in fascism (Flavio's father's term, which ended in a Jan 6-style attack on Brazilian democracy) are going to end up aging VERY poorly.
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
1-1 for Ireland against the genocide merchants Four points aff them. Get them relegated, then get them banned
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Indianapolis Colts have won more games at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium this season than Tottenham Hotspur
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Does...does he think penguins live in Greenland
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think the last time I heard about Chris Rock before tonight, Will Smith was slapping at him at the Oscars
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Five Good @ London/Commanders Things: 1. Jonathan Taylor (and vibes) 2. DeForest Buckner. Unreal performance. 3. Daniel Jones in the second half 4. Spencer Schrader. Again 5. Being back to .500
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Drake Maye in shambles
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Colts win. First half was shite, second half was miles better. Good stuff.
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Another fine day on Totally Normal Island
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'd be madder about that if we weren't up 17 with 5 mins left
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
...what the fuck just happened
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lovely, lovely stuff defence
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Colts have pretty much reenacted Scotland's performance against Slovenia last weekend here
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We've been significantly better in the second half here
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jules @acasatua.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
P4 at the checkered flag. Eventful race, everything that could have gone wrong in the first part of the race went wrong but everything that could have gone right in the second part went right, and I think that was the best result possible today. Next is Singapore 🇸🇬 via charles_leclerc
Charles Leclerc putting on his balaclava in the Ferrari garage.Charles Leclerc driving the SF-26 in Malaysia.Charles Leclerc getting in the SF-26 in the Ferrari garage in Malaysia.The SF-26 in the rain in Malaysia.
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Daniel Jones rushing touchdown We're going to win the league
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
TOUCHDOWN INDIANAPOLIS!!!
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Give it to JT here and punch it
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Get Israel the fuck out of UEFA.
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nah that's coming back
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Their continuing reluctance to protect their 7th round rookie QB is baffling, but I will not complain about it
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fantastic work, defence
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jesus this lad has a fucking cannon of an arm
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Spencer Shrader is sensational.
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Commanders having a level of injuries that can only be described as "San Francisco 49er-esque"
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bloody hell
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Started using him and now we're up 17-6 again, funny that
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Justin Bauerle @justinbauerle.fantasynowplus.com · 04/10/2026
There has never been a RB in international games that has played better than Jonathan Taylor.
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Once again Jonathan Taylor and fucking vibes, man
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
TOUCHDOWN INDIANAPOLIS!!!!
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
INTERCEPTIONNNNN
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Eagles fans showing off their spelling skills" has fucking sent me
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We've been shite but we're somehow ahead, so I am not gonna complain too loudly
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay that was a good play by Daniel Jones
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do we really have to do the "This is all the QBs who have started for the Colts since Luck retired" every fucking week
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The Daftest Lap (2-2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jonathan Taylor and fucking vibes, man
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