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Daniel Ninja

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Daniel Ninja @okiest.bsky.social · 5h
I want Fun Dip, but instead of sugar, I want the Flaming Hot Cheetos powder.
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Daniel Ninja @okiest.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I know I'm making progress on my project because I feel a strong need to start something completely new and unrelated.
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the cheering after the completely nonsensical "let 'em take out Los Angeles, let 'em take out San Diego" is really one of those moments that perfectly crystalizes how these ghouls do not deserve pity nor rehabilitation into the body politic. Crush their movement and drive them from power forever.
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Daniel Ninja @okiest.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love waking up to good news.
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Daniel Ninja @okiest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know that there's been a lot of talk about Russia's collapse, but I feel like Putin seizing rich Russians' money feels like the beginning of the end.
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Daniel Ninja @okiest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Which AI company do you think is going to be the first to sue one of its users when they vibe-code a really lucrative app?
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Daniel Ninja @okiest.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anytime a billionaire makes a public statement it should be treated as a marketing attempt.
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Daniel Ninja @okiest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I fucking hate material design.
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Daniel Ninja @okiest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump wants to be the bride at every wedding (except Jr's) and the corpse at every memorial.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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Daniel Ninja @okiest.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've been trying Qwen 3.8 for about a week now, and I think it just sucks. It gets to the threshold of being useful, and then it just shits the bed. Why do people like this model? I don't get it.
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Representative Val Hoyle @repvalhoyle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Give me a break, this isn't about promoting public health. They want to restrict access to reproductive healthcare and intimidate women. This isn't just wrong, it's dangerous.
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Daniel Ninja @okiest.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kash Patel today.
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Daniel Ninja @okiest.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think some Democrats need to have their phones confiscated by a family member and given a mandatory 2 week vacation.
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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What 9/11 showed is that Osama bin Laden understood the US would tilt into madness after an attack. And we did everything possible to prove him right. We dishonored the dead, made our country crueler, and started wars that killed up to a million people. That should also be what we remember.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Uh what? www.newsweek.com/allison-guer...
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Woman who exposed FBI official for working with Russian oligarch found dead
A judge praised Allison Guerriero for her "extraordinary contributions" to counterespionage ops on behalf of the United States.
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Daniel Ninja @okiest.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My 3 year old's favorite X-Man is Ms. Rachel.
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Daniel Ninja @okiest.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I feel like if Trump wanted to win the war against Iran, he could do it by attacking the trade ships between Iran and Russia. He won't. But I think it's a plausible path to victory.
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Daniel Ninja @okiest.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
So no one saved the cheerleader. Does that mean the world is fucked?
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Daniel Ninja @okiest.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The guitar solo on the newest Nickleback song is the perfect amount of weird.
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Daniel Ninja @okiest.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
@parkermolloy.com do insane infographics count for your insane graphical headlines thread?
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Daniel Ninja @okiest.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Is something going on in Ukraine? It seems like it's kind of been quiet for like 3 days.
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Daniel Ninja @okiest.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I have a question for George Washington.
A chopped down cherry tree.
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David Burbach 🇺🇸 @dburbach.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
There was a lot of talk about future drone warfare when I was a RAND fellow 30 years ago, but degrading civilian morale by singeing an adversary's mail order dildo supply was not something that came up
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Daniel Ninja @okiest.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Is there a class action lawsuit against Google for pulling the plug on Nest security cameras? I'd like to join if there is.
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Daniel Ninja @okiest.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Can't take 'im. Says he's not dead.
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Daniel Ninja @okiest.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Gabbo! Gabbo! Gabbo!
Mitch McDonald's corpse with his wife's hand up his anus like a puppet. The text reads "That ought to hold the little S.O.B.s."
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Daniel Ninja @okiest.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is like the beginning of the Dark Crystal movie where the Emperor's decomposing corpse briefly comes back to life to snarl at the Skeksis waiting to pick the ring off his corpse.
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Daniel Ninja @okiest.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I talked to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today.
Ouija board
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Long Time Listener @isacromulentword.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Stop listening to this man - he has horrible judgement.
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Daniel Ninja @okiest.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I know the poop decluttering method is supposed to be subjective, but my partner keeps failing at it.
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Daniel Ninja @okiest.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Whoever made the decision at Motorola to have the button to take a photo trigger the system update screen needs to be slapped in the face hard.
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Daniel Ninja @okiest.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Turned out to be Hugh Laurie, so I took him home and ate his ass... wait a minute.
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 02/07/2026
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Take the pledge: NEVER take the bait when Axios runs a bunch of anonymous quotes from random Democratic backbenchers dumping on D primary voters
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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I appreciate the sexual openness of using a photo where Trump is getting ass-fucked by a dildo. Strong allyship there.
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Daniel Ninja @okiest.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I don't make bad puns. They always just find me.
A literal fork in the road, or rather, a silver fork on top of a road.
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Daniel Ninja @okiest.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
...issues that conflict with my financials. Wow she really just came right out and said it.
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Daniel Ninja @okiest.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Come with your kids and nanny. Leave with your kids. That's the Lutnick difference.
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Bob Cesca @bobcesca.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
This is called surrender. Donald surrendered. He caved and the war is a major loss. Those 160 children and so many others died for nothing.
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Daniel Ninja @okiest.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
And now Benny Johnson is the most reliable right wing anchor. He can't read for shit, but he doesn't stumble like a bumpkin, so we're going to be stuck with him for a while.
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Daniel Ninja @okiest.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Technically McConnell was the last one to mess with the number of SCOTUS seats. He changed it from 9 to 8.
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Daniel Ninja @okiest.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
My prediction for the future is that we're going to discover some sort of regenerative braking mechanism the brain does on a microscopic level, and that tedious people do in fact interrupt that process. Maybe they don't exactly extract energy from it, but they stop it from working properly.
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 28/05/2026
Called this back in October
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/05/2026
yeah you gotta willie horton ken paxton. have the party committees and super pacs run ads explicitly accusing paxton of covering up for a child abuser. “you love your children and would do anything to protect them. so why would you vote for a man who lets child abusers run free”
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 27/05/2026
It’s all right there for the taking. Republicans are corrupt pedophiles across the board. They’re child rapists looking out for other child rapists. Rub their noses in the shit. They are sick fucks and they deserve to rot.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
You gave any thoughts on this @durbin.senate.gov ?
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