Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 19hI used to really enjoy work trips, but that was when I lived in a shit box apartment and didn't have pets. Which sucks because I have like five more of these to do this month. 000
Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 19h- Turns out he is actually the hotel valet, lol - Get to room, read half a page of book, pass out for six hours straight So ready to get home, so ready to give the cat all the pets and treats she will tolerate. 100
Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 19h- Drove a solid 20 minutes across town, somehow forgetting that I picked the dinner spot because it was CLOSE to the hotel - Drove to the correct hotel, immediately accosted by a guy offering to "park your car for you, sir" and handed me a shady looking ticket; suspicious, I demure 100
Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 19h- Coworker in his panic drove a hard right into the curb and popped the front tire - Hung out waiting for AAA in the California heat wave - Went for an okay meal at a place that looks like a dive outside and inside resembles a menacing Buca di Beppo - Put the wrong hotel in GPS 100
Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 19h*barely, ugh - Drove to Long Beach and had a semi okay diner breakfast - Conked out as passenger princess on the way back to the valley, sawed logs for like an hour straight - Coworker got side swiped by a driver who didn't speak English, who then panicked and drove off (this one made me sad) 100
Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 19hLA work trip has been fun. Some highlights: - Had pre-flight "what if I sleep through my alarm" panic, so didn't sleep a wink - Almost got run off the road twice on the way to PDX at 4:30am (once by a Porsche, once by a Mercedes) - Flight badly a third full, read 20 pages of my book and passed out 100
Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Scored interviews with Trump cabinet members! Wow! What a scoop! Real hard to convince those bozos to get on camera. 020
Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"scoops of ideas, scoops of explanations" is consultant babble, not a vision. People are so fucking dumb to be bamboozled by a hack like Weiss. 130
Reposted by OkayMusicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I told the security guys they were heroes and the one guy goes “I thought everyone here was gonna be too old for this” 💀 130913
Reposted by OkayElizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026this moist kidult shit is exhausting. snobs are an important keystone species, and if we're not allowed to hunt bad taste, the environment is degraded for everyone 312221
Reposted by Okaytreb @treblaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026yeah I use ai, I am ai-ming to drink some beers tonight 39742145
Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Women: *gets organized* Men: "Okay, you need to calm down a bit." 0673
Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Women have been organized and fighting for their rights for...decades, if not hundreds of years? The right to vote? Divorce? Bodily autonomy? Equal pay? "If women get organized men will follow"? Dudes still have a problem with a woman if she seems too "bossy". 3672
Reposted by OkayEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/09/2026Reuters got some of the IPO docs. Anthropic is a total dog of a company. Spent $12.6bn to make $4.6bn in revenue in 2025, $7.33bn of which was compute costs. Operating loss of $8bn. Losses getting worse year over year. Amazing stuff www.reuters.com/business/fin... 17341621400
Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 28/09/2026In Rove's defense, he only wanted to mobilize voters by appealing to open homophobes and racists. 0212
Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I have full faith in a company whose CEO doesn't even know where he lives. 000
Reposted by OkayMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 28/09/2026truly my most "I am very basic and I don't care if things seem complicated I think they can also just be simple" opinion is that you should buy a house or a flat if you want a place to live in and I just don't really care if price goes up or price goes down, you have a roof! that was the whole point 935027
Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A girlfriend once called this phenomenon "man eyes" and it should probably be in the DSM if it isn't already. 020
Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I once asked a grocery store employee where the sauerkraut was when a whole shelf of the stuff was sitting at eye level right in front of me. She was gracious about it, but I'm sure she called me an idiot to her coworkers. Please apologize to your spouse for me. 130
Reposted by Okayamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 22/09/2026"website full of 38 year olds unfamiliar with billboard #1 song" is a discourse we do every six months. guys we're just old 630131
Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hard to believe the woman who called Australia "America in a thong" is not actually funny. 041
Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 24/09/2026People going "who?" while Ella Langley has the longest reigning no. 1 in Billboard history and is doing an arena tour. Yes, you're out of touch! 110
Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I've never actually played a Halo game, apologies fans of the series. 000
Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Slipping them into games like those Chilean Star Wars beer ads. "Master Chief....only you can save us from the Flood!" "Sure thing, let me go grab my rifle and a..." 🎶 CRISSSSTALLLLLLL CERVEZA!! 🎶 100
Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A nice reminder that elected Dems only care about getting elected, not actually doing anything meaningful. Looking forwards, not backwards as usual! Worked out great the last time! 031
Reposted by OkayDave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026NYT tech reporter sings the praises of Meta Muse. It can do everything for you! Even set your fantasy football lineups! My dude... you know that's called "cognitive surrender," right? www.nytimes.com/2026/09/22/t... 911189164
Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Absolute F-tier airline, rude ass staff, has not made me desperate to book another UK trip (even though at some point I am going to have to, sigh). 000
Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This thread is *woof* but also tracks because my last experience with BA was absolute shit tier and ended up with me having to fly from Portland to Seattle (expected), wait around for 15 hours in SeaTac before flying to Chicago then Gatwick instead of Heathrow. Forever on my enemies list. 100
Reposted by OkayProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵 412114046086
Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 23/09/2026[sobbing] "They even gave me a hate name....Michael LaBozo." 000
Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 22/09/2026To be clear, I've booked multiple flights for me and a coworker but still. 000
Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Booking travel for work, and flight prices are now so outrageoulsy high I've managed to max out my corporate credit card before even looking at hotels. 💅 210
Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Fries are the delivery system for delicious gravy in poutine, definitely not the same as dressing them! 020
Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Now I've also cross the mid 40s line I've added Band of Brothers to my watchlist. Looking forward to it! 240
Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Ed somehow managed to be the weak shiba inu meme because someone with more money yelled at him over the telephone. 0161
Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Olivia Rodrigo is an absolute icon. She's putting Bikini Kill on the same festival bill as Chappell Roan and Die Spitz. She's cutting promos talking about Planned Parenthood. And yet it doesn't feel like it's all about Olivia Rodrigo? She's got a gift, and she's making everyone else look bad. 1370
Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The man has no object permanence. He is sundowning, infirm, and otherwise unwell, but he is most definitely not some glorious strategist readying some grand plan to hold onto power like he's Vladimir Putin. 000
Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 20/09/2026People wanna go hog wild with Trump theories about what it means™ and everything, but the simple fact is if Hegseth said they should put machine guns on sharks and make them patrol the Potomac, Trump would go "DO IT" and then post some rambling nonsense about patriotic sharks. 220
Reposted by OkayFrankenbert Graveyardko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026the thing is, you're supposed to be ashamed of having that kind of job, so that you will not think of yourself as the social equal of the people threatening to get you fired because their fries are too hot 212916
Reposted by Okayalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026nice of him to give away the game. so, they want americans to "be healthy" enough to... work more. notice how they don't talk at all about happiness or well being. they only want to extract the maximum value out of you until they dispose of you 1342360564
Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The next president is going to have a massive list of things to unfuck, but sending the Silicon Valley billionaire dickheads (who are well over their skis and have been for years) packing and tearing up any federal contracts they have should be a week one priority. 030
Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If I could do my *job* using a controller instead of M+K, then we'd be talking. 010
Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I really want the story behind that scene (that Pedro Pascal was so stunned by her awful delivery that it took him a solid five seconds to recover before he could do his lines) to be true. 1350
Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 18/09/2026As a casting choice she was a perfect reflection of Zack Snyder as a film maker, though. Nice looking, no depth or discernible talent. (Though people keep throwing money at Snyder for some godforsaken reason.) 0180
Okay @okaycondition.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I just gave my cat a kiss on the head and she bit my face gently in return. ❤️ 1461
