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OH MY TODD! (he/him)

@ohmytodd.bsky.social
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Project 2029: We turn all of Trump’s golf courses into low income housing.
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Donald J. Trump.. the J stands for Jeffery Epstein.
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
MAGA takes over and God is trying to flood the Earth again apparently.
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I’m becoming very anti anti woke. It’s just becoming annoying at this point. We’ve always had “woke”, what we didn’t have was little bitches crying about it.
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Someone prove this wrong.
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Can it all be over now? I really don’t want to watch what we mostly all know is about to happen.
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Decoding Fox News @decodingfoxnews.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Trump is basically telling the rest of the country - “If I don’t like you I can send to a foreign country and there’s no one who can stop me.” SCOTUS has no power. The court did this to themselves. So far El Salvador won’t take women. I guess we go to Gitmo.
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Today should be a national holiday. It’s the day the South LOST the Civil War.
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
THEY ARE MAKING THE MICE WOKE!
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
If only we had Diddy to Rock the Vote in 2024 we wouldn’t be in this mess.
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Why do I just randomly want boxed Mac & Cheese?
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
@jessemills77.bsky.social sorry man. I forget about this app.
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Do we have a name for someone hired because they aren’t “DEI”? Would it be a Trump hire? A Nazi hire? We need a good derogatory name for this.
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
What if Donald Trump’s face is actually dark red because he’s Satan, but it looks orange from him powdering it.
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I hope the next President of the United States changes the name of the Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of Poopypants McGee.
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Deport Elon Musk Now!
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
#3E #USProtests bsky.app/profile/gxld...
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
bIDeN iS gOiNg To StArT WwIiI
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
People do not understand.. you have rights and freedoms under the Government, not corporations. If the government is gone, you have no rights or freedoms. 🤦
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Why aren’t we talking more about Trump’s Coke use?
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Donald Trump doing the international sign of “Let’s Do Coke” on Inauguration Day.
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Trump doing the international sign for “let’s do coke” at his inauguration.
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Might be obsessed.
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
god its only been two weeks
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I’m sorry.. I’m new to Doechii.. but she’s kind of amazing. Love it.
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Decoding Fox News @decodingfoxnews.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Tarlov vs. Trump Trump thinks he's going to deport 30,000 migrants to Guantanamo Bay. Jessica Tarlov mentioned on "The Five," why it might not work out.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/02/2025
"It seems like virtually every sector of the American economy" -- Fox News has put together a scrolling list of the "goods affected by Trump tariffs" 😬
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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
SUPPORT D E I, OR D I E!
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
If Donald Trump takes over Mexico.. where are we going to send the Mexican immigrants to when they are then United States citizens.
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Satan so hated the world that he sent his only son, Donald Trump, to destroy it.
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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Wouldn’t ELON MUSK be considered an DEI hire?
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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Doc and Marty need to go back and fix whatever Biff did to this timeline.
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Can the President please give an example of a non-DEI hire.
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Janelle @janelleleigh.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Can you imagine having such a small dick you have to sign a whole executive order blaming a plane crash you were responsible for on brown people in a predominately white profession? Me either, I have a fucking brain.
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Oh no.
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Father Calvin Robinson throwing a Nazi salute at a pro-life summit.
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
95% of Nazis in Germany were Christian. Hope that helps.
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
If we could somehow turn immigrants into an unwanted fetus.
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
How do I call ICE on Rafael (Ted) Cruz?
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Things are going well, and I’m content with life.
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
If only Kamala had more people with big flags waving her face on douche bag trucks, she could have won. So close.
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Dear Apple Gods, At the end of the year, can you give me a list of all my spelling and grammar mistakes so I can be better in the following year. Thabnk you.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
if you're "missing 100 of the shots you don't take" you might be an alcoholic
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
How is today not Tuesday?
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OH MY TODD! (he/him) @ohmytodd.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Ugh. Time to start going on to every music video on YouTube and commenting “Who’s here in 2025?”
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Protect the Wild @protectthewild.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Our best wishes are with every fox out there today trying to escape the hunts. And a big fuck you to the cowards that are hunting these animals for kicks
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