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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

i would like to thank trump for kicking out the press pool. because of this, there are no microphones to pick up his stupid fucking rantings about himself and how he was treated so poorly and other bullshit lies he spreads. so thank you trump. this might have been the best thing you have ever done.

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I should buy a pair of Charlie Kirk underwear and fart so hard it blows a hole out of his neck

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Stop killing animals because they’re in your backyard, you’re the reason they’re there in the first place..

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

what's the point of the constitution if our own leaders don't even follow it?

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

RFKJR sounds like a warped audio cassette tape. change my mind.

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

The same knuckledraggers who say “fuck around and find out” to people getting killed by ICE agents are the same people going outside without masks when we are in a code purple air quality level.. well.. #FAFO.. 🥴

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Fuck your rotting corpse Lindsey Graham

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

God dammit all of my social media is posts about Mitch mcconnell being alive. Come back to me when his lifeless corpse is on display on the senate floor doing jack shit like it has been the last 4 decades..

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Nobody can afford groceries but everyone can afford fireworks.. ok got it.. 🥴

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I have worked security for multiple ms. Teen pa events and absolutely NO men under any circumstances were allowed back stage near the dressing rooms. Not even stage hands unless they were women. Sooo it’s disgusting to even think he could get away with “inspecting the contestants”

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

hey fuck you #jimmyfallon, you unfunny ass barnacle. i never ever liked you and now i have even less of a reason to like you.

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

hey trump, maybe you shouldn't have fired over 1,000 national park workers.. your reflection pool wouldn't be so fucking green right now, ya fuckin doink.

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

why are we obsessed with michelle obama having a cock or not when we have an active rapist completely ransacking the white house property? #wherestheguillotine

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

idiocracy is officially a documentary.

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

hey i am antifa. does this mean i am getting some of trump's j6 slush money since "antifa was responsible for j6" according to maga windowlickers??

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

What the fuck is going on with this timeline?!

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Ok Rupert Murdoch, it’s your turn! 🤞

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

They all need thrown in prison for war crimes.. ALL OF THEM

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

For second amendment defenders happy columbine day! For trump supporters happy birthday hitler! For dirty hippies that smell like a skunk’s asshole happy pothead day!

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

This microwaved hotdog pissed his pants during an interview

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

HE THOUGHT HE WAS A FUCKING DOCTOR 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Gee.. if only we could have prevented this or seen this coming.. fucking idiots.. you did this to yourselves.. 🥴

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

an old nightclub i used to go to and ended up working at when owners changed have a tribute page for the old space. well apparently they are ok with people posting up nazi bands and aren't removing posts.. fuckin gross..

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

hold up.. did trump just attack newsom's intellectual abilities while actively calling newsom the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?!? god dammit get me off this planet.. 🤦‍♂️

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Thank you John Oliver for your transparency

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

the nausea brought to me today watching people walk down the street with their white privilege parade for st patricks day was off the charts.. its ok for white illegal immigrants to walk freely with parades but not for brown people to do it without serious pushback.. #fuckyouririshluck

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

We just killed dozens of children in Iran. I don’t want to see any pearl clutching after the retaliations.

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

The whole fucking system needs obliterated but not the same obliteration trump did with Iran’s nukes I mean REAL obliteration

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

disgusting.. and we funded this shit..

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Fuck you and a half Facebook.. so I can’t quote someone saying this. i get a 30 day violation. but the guy who actually did it gets to run our health department. Fucking glorious..

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

PUNCH. EVERY. NAZI. TO. THE. GROUND.

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Imagine killing your own daughter over a fucking pedophile billionaire who doesn’t give a shit about you..

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

So Israel is just vaporizing people now..? thats not an unchecked disgusting war crime at all! 🙄😒

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

everyone can hoot and holler about how great the halftime show was but we still have to wake up tomorrow to whatever atrocity trump said or did next.

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

It’s too little too late for these fucking trumpers coming to terms they voted for a pedo nazi fuck. My days of sympathy is fucking OVER for you. I don’t care about your buyers remorse. Also I see a any trump shit anywhere in public you’re going to have a bad fucking time. I’m done with your shit.

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Albert Orkenbjorken @orkenbjorken.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

A few years ago a racist mayor near me had to resign because of posting racist photoshops of the Obama family as monkeys. We all know trump won’t be punished for this. He never gets punished. You’re all cowards. All of you..

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