Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 18hJust won what may be my last ever criminal case: 55 mph in a 30 speeding ticket Case dismissed. The defendant? 🙋🏻♂️ 😬 🙌🏼 😭 010
Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 19hmiss margo price does not miss 💨 #IndigenousPeoplesDay ✌🏼#FuckColumbus 🖕🏽 #NowListening 🎧 020
Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 21hare straight dads of zero daughters allowed to be excited about this 🙏 010
Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 22hgreat piece about something i can’t stop thinking about—disconnecting 020
Reposted by Johnny Blue SkiesBarry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Soak It All In. Autumn in Chicago. 544267
Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 13/10/2026tutu atwell sounds like a cute lil guy & he IS a cute lil guy! #mnf 010
Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026finally have the schedule & motivation that will allow me to get in the best shape of my life summer deadline shameless thirst trap account till i get there hold me accountable deadlift / abs circuit pull ups t bar rows incline curls 30lb 100 kettle bell swings no break #GymSky #FitnessSky 130
Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026it’s early (again) but (once again) these brewers find a way to get back in it baseball is weird, but even given that variance—as a cubs fan it never seemed like we had a chance against these brewers—even with one of the best offenses & the best defense they just…keep doing it…over and over again 130
Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I’d say Shane Gillis calling women “whores” who dress for the gym was a catostphic failure in reading the room coming off the Cornell rape case… But it’s increasingly clear reading the room is exactly what he’s doing: engaging & hugging incel boys who could never get the Hot Gym Girl. Fucking hack. 271
Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026No doubt the attorney for Representative Omar has already begun a draft of a motion to suppress any “evidence” obtained pursuant to this illegal search. They’ll attack the alleged probable cause within the four corners of the affidavit, bringing shame on the hand-picked magistrate who approved it. 000
Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026A story in two parts, from enemy territory 🍻 #GoPackGo 🤝 060
Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I’ve been saying since camp that Smack isn’t there yet. I know he made all the preseason kicks and that’s great—but if you were paying attn to practice—he was missing 1/3 kicks. In practice. #GoPackGo 020
Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026zero packer fans are comfortable with this lead 040
Reposted by Johnny Blue SkiesRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I will never, ever consider my audience when making art. You are a disgusting flesh piano I manipulate to make the noises that please me. That’s the Rob Delaney promise. 592685280
Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026being forced to use a dell computer & microsoft outlook at my new job is presenting significant & unanticipated mental health challenges 140
Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The company, pregame food, & the John Prine doc @ the Siskel Film Center were medicinal ✌🏼 #FilmSky #OOTD #FashionSky 030
Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026wow those trump boys must be super good at business 020
Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026🕴️Suit Supply 👕 Suit Supply 👔 Giorgio Armani 👞 Paul Stuart (all thrifted except the suit) #OOTD #FashionSky 120
Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026decided the packers are post-offensive line they don’t need one. innovators we also don’t need clock management, running backs, or achilles tendons we’re #disrupters so beyond all that it’d super bowl time #gopackgo 040
Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026a seasoned con man should know it’ll take more than one 5 Guys meal to bribe midterm voters 130
Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Lifting weights, watching football, smoking ribs, & posting #FreePalestine to confuse the nazis #BBQsky🍴 🇵🇸 260
Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026LET’S GET WEIRD BOBBY PATTINSON 🍿 👖 Levi’s 501s 👕 Zara 🧥 Ralph Lauren RL67 (all thrifted) #OOTD #FashionSky #PRIMETIME 030
Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Two 🎟️ to #PrimeTime & I canNOT wait 🍿 #FilmSky 🎥static.klipy.comchris hansen smirkALT: chris hansen smirk 040
Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m not saying there shouldn’t be a prosecution here—I don’t know the facts well enough to determine that… But I do worry folks who are rightfully outraged about this are expecting heads to roll. As a former prosecutor & defense attorney for 20 years—this will be a very hard conviction to earn. 100
Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Area Man Excited to Eat Pasta 👖 Giorgio Armani 👕 Eddie Bauer 👢 Clark’s chukka #OOTD #FashionSky 020
Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026legit pulled my hammy doing sprints at the gym this morning & was lol’ing before the treadmill even stopped bc caleb, honey, that shit REALLY doesn’t hurt that much 😭 #gopackgo 010
Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Your boy JBS 🙋🏻♂️ is going to see THEE Johnny Blue Skies tonight Greatest band doin’ it LFG #SturgillSimpson 140
Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026this is a safe space right …the packers sucking makes twitter fomo so much easier to manage #GoPackGo 120
Reposted by Johnny Blue SkiesBen Pounds @wildlystrollingben.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Social change almost never looks like large numbers of people apologizing. It nearly always looks like large numbers of people pretending they always agreed with the new thing. That’s when you know you’ve won. 0146
Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ben Johnson always looks all-world *on script* 💅🏼 #GoPackGo 040
Reposted by Johnny Blue SkiesBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this 414568701
Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Stress free Sunday! No Packers to worry about!! SO fun!!! 🫠 #GoPackGostatic.klipy.comGirl Dancing While CryingALT: Girl Dancing While Crying 182
Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Open Mike” party tonight for my buddy Michael’s bday. Everyone has to dress as a Mike. Idk how my old man ever fit into this shit I shoulda grown the stache much better 😭 010
Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Good to finally get back on the pit this weekend. Catering pork shoulder & chicken for a friend’s birthday party. Cant screw this one up 😬 #BBQsky 🔥💨 140
Reposted by Johnny Blue SkiesBarry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Morning Glory. Flashback to Friday's sunrise in Chicago. 643168
Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026So I go to put a gummie in my denim tuxedo pocket before going to see my old buddy Jeff Tweedy tonight…& there’s a gummie in there from the last show 😭 I’m nothing if not predictable. #ODOTD #FashionSky 030
Reposted by Johnny Blue SkiesMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Jordan Love is in hell out there 3751830
Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I DO know who needs to hear this—nearly my entire TL… We could lose by 40 & they aren’t firing MLF after this game. 040