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Johnny Blue Skies

@seanob.bsky.social
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stoic ♧ hsp ♧ seeker ♧ cinephile shareholder: #gopackgo badgers bulls cubs letterboxd: boxd.it/uuy9 🇮🇪 TIOCFAIDH ÁR LÁ 🇮🇪 i think you should leave reality tv enjoyer 🛸 #UFOsky 🛸 🧀 🇵🇸 ✊🏾 🏳️‍🌈 👽 🇺🇸 🎥

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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 28m
clocking in…empty gym (again!) 🤌🏼 #GymSky #FitnessSky
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 18h
Just won what may be my last ever criminal case: 55 mph in a 30 speeding ticket Case dismissed. The defendant? 🙋🏻‍♂️ 😬 🙌🏼 😭
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 19h
miss margo price does not miss 💨 #IndigenousPeoplesDay ✌🏼#FuckColumbus 🖕🏽 #NowListening 🎧
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 21h
are straight dads of zero daughters allowed to be excited about this 🙏
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 22h
great piece about something i can’t stop thinking about—disconnecting
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 23h
clocking in…empty gym 🤌🏼 #GymSky #FitnessSky
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Barry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Soak It All In. Autumn in Chicago.
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
tutu atwell sounds like a cute lil guy & he IS a cute lil guy! #mnf
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
finally have the schedule & motivation that will allow me to get in the best shape of my life summer deadline shameless thirst trap account till i get there hold me accountable deadlift / abs circuit pull ups t bar rows incline curls 30lb 100 kettle bell swings no break #GymSky #FitnessSky
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
it’s early (again) but (once again) these brewers find a way to get back in it baseball is weird, but even given that variance—as a cubs fan it never seemed like we had a chance against these brewers—even with one of the best offenses & the best defense they just…keep doing it…over and over again
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’d say Shane Gillis calling women “whores” who dress for the gym was a catostphic failure in reading the room coming off the Cornell rape case… But it’s increasingly clear reading the room is exactly what he’s doing: engaging & hugging incel boys who could never get the Hot Gym Girl. Fucking hack.
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
No doubt the attorney for Representative Omar has already begun a draft of a motion to suppress any “evidence” obtained pursuant to this illegal search. They’ll attack the alleged probable cause within the four corners of the affidavit, bringing shame on the hand-picked magistrate who approved it.
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A story in two parts, from enemy territory 🍻 #GoPackGo 🤝
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’ve been saying since camp that Smack isn’t there yet. I know he made all the preseason kicks and that’s great—but if you were paying attn to practice—he was missing 1/3 kicks. In practice. #GoPackGo
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
SIT DOWN (ben johnson) BE HUMBLE!
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
zero packer fans are comfortable with this lead
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
that was better than drugs #gopackgo
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I will never, ever consider my audience when making art. You are a disgusting flesh piano I manipulate to make the noises that please me. That’s the Rob Delaney promise.
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
being forced to use a dell computer & microsoft outlook at my new job is presenting significant & unanticipated mental health challenges
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The company, pregame food, & the John Prine doc @ the Siskel Film Center were medicinal ✌🏼 #FilmSky #OOTD #FashionSky
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
wow those trump boys must be super good at business
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Northern Ireland is legally occupied.”
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🕴️Suit Supply 👕 Suit Supply 👔 Giorgio Armani 👞 Paul Stuart (all thrifted except the suit) #OOTD #FashionSky
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
decided the packers are post-offensive line they don’t need one. innovators we also don’t need clock management, running backs, or achilles tendons we’re #disrupters so beyond all that it’d super bowl time #gopackgo
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
a seasoned con man should know it’ll take more than one 5 Guys meal to bribe midterm voters
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lifting weights, watching football, smoking ribs, & posting #FreePalestine to confuse the nazis #BBQsky🍴 🇵🇸
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We can’t have nice things. #GoPackGo
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
LET’S GET WEIRD BOBBY PATTINSON 🍿 👖 Levi’s 501s 👕 Zara 🧥 Ralph Lauren RL67 (all thrifted) #OOTD #FashionSky #PRIMETIME
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Two 🎟️ to #PrimeTime & I canNOT wait 🍿 #FilmSky 🎥
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chris hansen smirk
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
badgers back 👀
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m not saying there shouldn’t be a prosecution here—I don’t know the facts well enough to determine that… But I do worry folks who are rightfully outraged about this are expecting heads to roll. As a former prosecutor & defense attorney for 20 years—this will be a very hard conviction to earn.
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Area Man Excited to Eat Pasta 👖 Giorgio Armani 👕 Eddie Bauer 👢 Clark’s chukka #OOTD #FashionSky
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tweet from Tommytoughstuff (@Tommytoughstuff):

[job interview]
"Under skill it says nicknames?"
"You know it Sex Dragon."
"Sex Dragon wants to know when you can start?"
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
legit pulled my hammy doing sprints at the gym this morning & was lol’ing before the treadmill even stopped bc caleb, honey, that shit REALLY doesn’t hurt that much 😭 #gopackgo
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Your boy JBS 🙋🏻‍♂️ is going to see THEE Johnny Blue Skies tonight Greatest band doin’ it LFG #SturgillSimpson
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is a safe space right …the packers sucking makes twitter fomo so much easier to manage #GoPackGo
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Ben Pounds @wildlystrollingben.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Social change almost never looks like large numbers of people apologizing. It nearly always looks like large numbers of people pretending they always agreed with the new thing. That’s when you know you’ve won.
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ben Johnson always looks all-world *on script* 💅🏼 #GoPackGo
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
good for today, check in tomorrow tho, tbd
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stress free Sunday! No Packers to worry about!! SO fun!!! 🫠 #GoPackGo
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Girl Dancing While Crying
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Open Mike” party tonight for my buddy Michael’s bday. Everyone has to dress as a Mike. Idk how my old man ever fit into this shit I shoulda grown the stache much better 😭
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good to finally get back on the pit this weekend. Catering pork shoulder & chicken for a friend’s birthday party. Cant screw this one up 😬 #BBQsky 🔥💨
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Barry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Morning Glory. Flashback to Friday's sunrise in Chicago.
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So I go to put a gummie in my denim tuxedo pocket before going to see my old buddy Jeff Tweedy tonight…& there’s a gummie in there from the last show 😭 I’m nothing if not predictable. #ODOTD #FashionSky
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jordan Love is in hell out there
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I DO know who needs to hear this—nearly my entire TL… We could lose by 40 & they aren’t firing MLF after this game.
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