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Johnny Blue Skies

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stoic ♧ hsp ♧ seeker ♧ cinephile shareholder: #gopackgo badgers bulls cubs letterboxd: boxd.it/uuy9 🇮🇪 TIOCFAIDH ÁR LÁ 🇮🇪 i think you should leave reality tv enjoyer 🛸 #UFOsky 🛸 🧀 🇵🇸 ✊🏾 🏳️‍🌈 👽 🇺🇸 🎥

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 18h
Doing great as long as I don’t think about my past, present or future
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 3h
clocking in…empty gym (again!) 🤌🏼 #GymSky #FitnessSky
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 18h
😭
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 19h
Thought that’s what I was saying but maybe my clarity leaves something to be desired
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 20h
context for Kelce www.ibtimes.co.uk/travis-kelce...
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Travis Kelce Allegedly 'Liked' NBC Post On Shane Gillis' Infamous SNL Monologue About 'Women Now Dressing As Whores'
Travis Kelce faces online scrutiny after allegedly liking an NBC post featuring Shane Gillis' controversial SNL monologue, while critics including Dan Levy and Ego Nwodim condemned Gillis' remarks.
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 21h
right bc they see AI as a pet….it may not always be right but it offers unconditional support & won’t intentionally hurt them like humans do (yet)
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 21h
Just won what may be my last ever criminal case: 55 mph in a 30 speeding ticket Case dismissed. The defendant? 🙋🏻‍♂️ 😬 🙌🏼 😭
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 22h
miss margo price does not miss 💨 #IndigenousPeoplesDay ✌🏼#FuckColumbus 🖕🏽 #NowListening 🎧
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 22h
benefits of having a weirdo stoner buddy as pulitzer prize winning journalist
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 23h
thank you for providing me with a job
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 23h
😂😂😂😂
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
some weirdo straights are also excited 🤗
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
some he/hims too…
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
are straight dads of zero daughters allowed to be excited about this 🙏
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
great piece about something i can’t stop thinking about—disconnecting
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
clocking in…empty gym 🤌🏼 #GymSky #FitnessSky
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Barry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Soak It All In. Autumn in Chicago.
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
tutu atwell sounds like a cute lil guy & he IS a cute lil guy! #mnf
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
progress pic, will try to post one a month ✌🏼 #GymSky #FitnessSky
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
finally have the schedule & motivation that will allow me to get in the best shape of my life summer deadline shameless thirst trap account till i get there hold me accountable deadlift / abs circuit pull ups t bar rows incline curls 30lb 100 kettle bell swings no break #GymSky #FitnessSky
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
disclaimer: yes my fandom is schizophrenic, that’s what happens when you are 8 & pick your teams i grew up a fan of both teams (different leagues!) & although i am exclusively a cubs fan now…i can’t hate the brewers i love wisconsin & love when my people are happy & fuck the dodgers obviously
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
it’s early (again) but (once again) these brewers find a way to get back in it baseball is weird, but even given that variance—as a cubs fan it never seemed like we had a chance against these brewers—even with one of the best offenses & the best defense they just…keep doing it…over and over again
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
kid had model looks & was a very good actor, & those attributes were largely ignored since breaking bad discourse focused almost exclusively on his disability
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
specifically*
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
so if my math is correct we have to endure 2.5 more years of terry bradshaw?
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Jennifer Lawrence: What Do You Mean?
ALT: Jennifer Lawrence: What Do You Mean?
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They got it right the first time when they backed out of hiring him bc of racist tweets. Post-trump re-election, they can’t wait to dip their toe in MAGAism to Both Sides our culture for conservative ratings. It’s transparently craven & pathetic.
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I love edgy comedy. I hate lazy comedy from a 6’3” bro calling women much younger & smaller than him the most disgustingly objectifying names possible. Fuck SNL for sanctioning this, fuck Travis Kelce for liking the monologue post, & fuck any other dudes who launder rape culture through comedy. ✌🏼
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Shane’s problem is he’s a one trick pony. So he’ll only get more conservative as he gets older, bc that’s where he’s comfortable. Take Anthony Jeselnik. He’s even more offensive on paper. But layers his jokes in metatextual ironic depth, punching up not down. Shane’s not that smart or talented.
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Shane’s not untalented—I’ve laughed at him before. But as a straight/white/cis guy, I understand that Shane is aiming his comedy directly at me & my straight teenage sons. Which means it’s my job to call out rape culture like his misogynistic monologue & to make sure my sons see it for what it is.
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He could’ve made his unoriginal joke with so many other word choices. He specially chose “whore” bc he knew it would get attention. Since there’s nothing else extraordinary or even interesting about Shane’s comedy, he has to default to the lowest common engagement denominator to maintain relevance.
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’d say Shane Gillis calling women “whores” who dress for the gym was a catostphic failure in reading the room coming off the Cornell rape case… But it’s increasingly clear reading the room is exactly what he’s doing: engaging & hugging incel boys who could never get the Hot Gym Girl. Fucking hack.
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Star Wars: Kylo Ren Screams 'MORE!!!'
ALT: Star Wars: Kylo Ren Screams 'MORE!!!'
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
No doubt the attorney for Representative Omar has already begun a draft of a motion to suppress any “evidence” obtained pursuant to this illegal search. They’ll attack the alleged probable cause within the four corners of the affidavit, bringing shame on the hand-picked magistrate who approved it.
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A story in two parts, from enemy territory 🍻 #GoPackGo 🤝
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’ve been saying since camp that Smack isn’t there yet. I know he made all the preseason kicks and that’s great—but if you were paying attn to practice—he was missing 1/3 kicks. In practice. #GoPackGo
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
SIT DOWN (ben johnson) BE HUMBLE!
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
zero packer fans are comfortable with this lead
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Jennifer Lawrence: What Do You Mean?
ALT: Jennifer Lawrence: What Do You Mean?
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
that was better than drugs #gopackgo
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
just don’t care for the cut of that man’s jib
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
good work if you can find it
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I will never, ever consider my audience when making art. You are a disgusting flesh piano I manipulate to make the noises that please me. That’s the Rob Delaney promise.
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
like how far could i throw this fucking thing feels like super far rn
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
being forced to use a dell computer & microsoft outlook at my new job is presenting significant & unanticipated mental health challenges
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
if you throw your sins in the Good Person Bin instead of the garbage they don’t count
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ok fine
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Johnny Blue Skies @ohhbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Rateliff doing PRETTY GOOD had to hit hard…
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