The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The Sounders have won three straight on nights where I have two sour lemon drop 10 mg edibles 360
The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You can get Jedd a taxi to SeaTac tonight that dude is already not here 010
The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Jedd Fisch I hope your family enjoys Cheyenne Wyoming next year 051
Reposted by The Original Party WormLizKatSportsLes @lizkatsportsles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026overhead by a passing Dawg fan after Demond's second INT: "LSU wanted to give him six million dollars" 💀💀 052
The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Jedd Fisch this is a bad next job interview homeboy 000
Reposted by The Original Party WormG. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 24/09/2026This, for people who don't follow US soccer, is the coach of the Seattle Sounders donating to the GoFundMe of the fields director at Starfire Sports (where the Sounders used to train), who was just abducted by ICE. 242905744
Reposted by The Original Party WormCharles Boehm ⚽️ @cboehm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The fields director at Starfire Sports, a beloved soccer complex outside Seattle that's hosted many US Open Cup matches over the decades, has been snatched up by ICE. Please consider helping him and his family if you are able. 6277151
The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The worm has returned to lumen I am ready to be hurt by the sounders once again 110
Reposted by The Original Party WormWalker @wf423.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Sark had a bottle to get to. No time for the saint Holly Rowe, its Booze O’Clock 041
Reposted by The Original Party Wormkatie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 06/09/2026of all the times for mike pence to have the courage 110818
The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Dante Moore quiet quitting number one overall pick one must respect this 011
Reposted by The Original Party WormOld Gold & Blue @oldgoldandblue.com · 05/09/2026Dante Moore playing like someone who knows a good season means that he is the starting quarterback for the Cleveland Browns 012
Reposted by The Original Party WormJustin Horneker @hornekerjustin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026América-Monterrey is reaching critical levels of CONCACAF 021
The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Club America vs Monterrey is less of a football match and more of hell in a cell with a bouncy round object in the middle for some reason 010
The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Watching the leagues cup semis and man the dark arts and incessant bitching do not stop at the MLS vs Liga MX door 140
Reposted by The Original Party WormLP @likkitp.ynyaproductions.com · 29/08/2026I'm a big Kim Kee-Hee appreciator. He also had the kind of veteran CB performance that we needed today. Deep bench guy at this point but he was ready to go when called on. 1251
The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026That’s a very fair result given injuries and how hot Chicago is right now. It feels good to be goal dangerous again 020
Reposted by The Original Party Wormmacamps.online @macamps.online · 29/08/2026time to start the “how long can I watch Jordan play without feeling like I’m going to vomit from anxiety” timer 1131
Reposted by The Original Party WormMatthew Buckley @physicsmatt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026It's interesting to think about how the next century of fascist aesthetics are being set right now by which types of AI slop appeal to Natalie Harp as she scrolls on the dictator of America's phone. 0213
The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The first mistake was giving American football a chance The second mistake was picking UNC-TCU to try and showcase it 220
Reposted by The Original Party WormBrian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 27/08/2026So, uh. Those ST renewals were BAD bad weren't they 0101
Reposted by The Original Party WormSam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 26/08/2026There's something really funny about how one of Bolton's shticks is "these guys are fucking amateurs, they don't even know how to do things off the books properly" 25892163
The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026COLD FRONT MOVING IN TO SEATTLE FUCKING FINALLY 1141
The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Largest of double takes, takes glasses off and wipes them, double checks name WHO SCORED A LAST MINUTE CHAMPIONSHIPS LEAGUE QUALIFIER GOAL 030
Reposted by The Original Party WormMarisa Ingemi @mingemi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026it’s never been about protecting women’s sports. 10670162
Reposted by The Original Party Wormlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/08/2026had to pack it in and just throw out the back half of the jimmy john's sandwich i got for lunch. abysmal. worse than quizno's in its late decline phase, which i never thought i would say. there's no lesson or takeaway from this other than to hold your loved ones close and pray for better days ahead 64102740
Reposted by The Original Party WormSounder at Heart @sounderatheart.com · 23/08/2026You know what feels better than losing? Not losing. www.sounderatheart.com/2026/08/not-...sounderatheart.comNot a loss: Sounders snap losing streak with road drawSeattle came back to earn a 1-1 draw on the road against FC Cincinnati. 3633
The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026CURRENT WORM VIBES GOING TO A BAR AFTER A SOUNDERS POINT 000
Reposted by The Original Party WormJason M (same name on X) (here since the beta!) @sanjaromin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026RANDY AROZARENA WALKS IT OFF! he lead off the game with a solo homerun, ends the game with a 2 run home run! I just don't believe it... #MyOhMy #Mariners 5 Cubs 4 #TridentsUp 2261
The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026How many points did Cincinnati gift to Seattle this weekend? 🖕 That many (I love you Cincinnati this is just one of the most cathartic feelings for me in a very long time) 000
Reposted by The Original Party WormWe Are Kyle @tlipah.bsky.social · 23/08/2026This is my point. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 1141
Reposted by The Original Party Wormstatsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 23/08/2026FC Cincinnati 1-1 Seattle Sounders FT THE SOUNDERS EARNED A POINT! They end an eight game losing streak! Goals CIN: Evander 24' SEA: Kossa-Rienzi 83' 032
The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026HOW SHIT MUST YOU BE HOW SHIT MUST YOU BE SOUNDERS ROAD POINT HOW SHIT MUST YOU BE 150
Reposted by The Original Party WormWe Are Kyle @tlipah.bsky.social · 23/08/2026static.klipy.comIts A Very Good Point Danny McnamaraALT: Its A Very Good Point Danny Mcnamara 0152
Reposted by The Original Party WormLP @likkitp.ynyaproductions.com · 23/08/2026THE STREAK IS BROKEN 0659
The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026IM CRYING IN THE CLUB RN WE GOT A POINT 030
Reposted by The Original Party WormChristopher Crawford @myohwhy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Have no idea why Anderson was given. The 6th. Was clearly laboring. I mean, actually I have a pretty good idea of why he was given the 6th. Because the manager of the spaceball team is an incompetent buffoon. But I shouldn't have any idea. 6522
The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026ADRIAN SPENT MONEY. THE SKY IS FALLING. TAKE YOUR LOVED ONES TO THE VAULT. PIGS ARE FLYING. 000
The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Exactly where I’m at. I want to see more moves but if you find him help he’s gonna get goals. 010
Reposted by The Original Party WormMark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 23/08/2026We can’t even be good at “playing the kids!” Our kids are all 25 years old! 062
The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Honestly hilarious how little of a fuck sounders ownership cares. At this point it’s just a fucking laugh. 140
The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026There is one starter on Cincinnati that makes more than the entire starting 11 of Seattle today. Adrian won the Cheap Cup add it to the trophy cabinet!!! 030
The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Winning doesn’t matter you get cups from lowest roster spending yay 001