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The Original Party Worm

@ogpartyworm.bsky.social
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staring into the void and it’s staring back. Marquette/Big East’s resident problem child. shitposting in Seattle. Probably yelling about the Sounders. Kermit meme connoisseur. He/Him

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The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 57m
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The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 6h
Dan Lanning may not be the guy
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The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The flames might actually have a -200 goal differential by the end of the year. That is a senior A whale shit hockey team
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The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thankfully these things are cheap
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The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Sounders have won three straight on nights where I have two sour lemon drop 10 mg edibles
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The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You can get Jedd a taxi to SeaTac tonight that dude is already not here
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The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jedd Fisch I hope your family enjoys Cheyenne Wyoming next year
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LizKatSportsLes @lizkatsportsles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
overhead by a passing Dawg fan after Demond's second INT: "LSU wanted to give him six million dollars" 💀💀
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The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jedd Fisch this is a bad next job interview homeboy
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 24/09/2026
This, for people who don't follow US soccer, is the coach of the Seattle Sounders donating to the GoFundMe of the fields director at Starfire Sports (where the Sounders used to train), who was just abducted by ICE.
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Charles Boehm ⚽️ @cboehm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The fields director at Starfire Sports, a beloved soccer complex outside Seattle that's hosted many US Open Cup matches over the decades, has been snatched up by ICE. Please consider helping him and his family if you are able.
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The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mariners conflict plus Wednesday earlier start plus team won’t spend plus no wins since May plus half the team still hurt Every single thing working against us here hahahaha
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The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The worm has returned to lumen I am ready to be hurt by the sounders once again
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Walker @wf423.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sark had a bottle to get to. No time for the saint Holly Rowe, its Booze O’Clock
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The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What’d you call me
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The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What you have done has made god very unhappy
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
of all the times for mike pence to have the courage
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The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dante Moore quiet quitting number one overall pick one must respect this
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Old Gold & Blue @oldgoldandblue.com · 05/09/2026
Dante Moore playing like someone who knows a good season means that he is the starting quarterback for the Cleveland Browns
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The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
There’s going to be two footed flying kicks in like ten minutes. Who needs drugs
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Justin Horneker @hornekerjustin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
América-Monterrey is reaching critical levels of CONCACAF
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The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Generally agree but then this second half happens and it’s like mainlining pure adrenaline
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The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
ERA PENAL DID I TAKE SHROOMS WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE WHAT IS HAPPENING
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The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
GOOD GOD WHAT A FUCKING HIT
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The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This match is a fever dream
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The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Holy shit Diego Rossi
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The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Club America vs Monterrey is less of a football match and more of hell in a cell with a bouncy round object in the middle for some reason
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The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Second yellow for bitching at the ref for a foul on a player when you’re up two and there’s 2 minutes left. Never change.
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The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Like at this point I’m just waiting for someone to bring out the folding chair from under the pitch
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The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Watching the leagues cup semis and man the dark arts and incessant bitching do not stop at the MLS vs Liga MX door
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The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Drink up Seattle
The poster wearing a hat and sounders jersey drinking a beer
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LP @likkitp.ynyaproductions.com · 29/08/2026
I'm a big Kim Kee-Hee appreciator. He also had the kind of veteran CB performance that we needed today. Deep bench guy at this point but he was ready to go when called on.
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The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That’s a very fair result given injuries and how hot Chicago is right now. It feels good to be goal dangerous again
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The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
He isn’t hurt that’s all I care about
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macamps.online @macamps.online · 29/08/2026
time to start the “how long can I watch Jordan play without feeling like I’m going to vomit from anxiety” timer
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Ian Mitchell @ianmitchell.dev · 29/08/2026
ECS at half
Banner saying “About Damn Time”
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Matthew Buckley @physicsmatt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It's interesting to think about how the next century of fascist aesthetics are being set right now by which types of AI slop appeal to Natalie Harp as she scrolls on the dictator of America's phone.
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The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The first mistake was giving American football a chance The second mistake was picking UNC-TCU to try and showcase it
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 27/08/2026
So, uh. Those ST renewals were BAD bad weren't they
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There's something really funny about how one of Bolton's shticks is "these guys are fucking amateurs, they don't even know how to do things off the books properly"
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The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Give me my rain and my clouds and my fog and my hoodie and jeans weather PLEASE I BEG YOU
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The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
COLD FRONT MOVING IN TO SEATTLE FUCKING FINALLY
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The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Largest of double takes, takes glasses off and wipes them, double checks name WHO SCORED A LAST MINUTE CHAMPIONSHIPS LEAGUE QUALIFIER GOAL
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Marisa Ingemi @mingemi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
it’s never been about protecting women’s sports.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/08/2026
had to pack it in and just throw out the back half of the jimmy john's sandwich i got for lunch. abysmal. worse than quizno's in its late decline phase, which i never thought i would say. there's no lesson or takeaway from this other than to hold your loved ones close and pray for better days ahead
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The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Holy shit Nashville
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The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
REED
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The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
THANK YOU DEREK
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Sounder at Heart @sounderatheart.com · 23/08/2026
You know what feels better than losing? Not losing. www.sounderatheart.com/2026/08/not-...
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Not a loss: Sounders snap losing streak with road draw
Seattle came back to earn a 1-1 draw on the road against FC Cincinnati.
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The Original Party Worm @ogpartyworm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Can also extend Rusnak on a new contract that drops him out of the DP slot into TAM slot.
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