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@ogar.bsky.social
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incredibly good painter

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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 8h
xenomorph cop shooting a gun and a second tiny gun pops out of the barrel
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
maybe he’ll bring a bag lunch
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s the guy from scanners whose head explodes
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i feel old
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fallout 2
command and conquer
tetris
grand theft auto 
baldurs gate 2
summit 2000 
stellaris
dyson sphere program
project zomboid
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it’s only cornbread if it comes from the cornwall region of england otherwise it’s sparkling maize
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the grant and the asshopper
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
playin banjo in the backyard
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this one is called 'a topologist after a large meal'
a picture of three concentric circles. the outer two form the boundaries of the topologist, with the inner being the meal of course
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
getting high and thinking about topology
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i’ve decided to get cum gutters
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the world was better when people were vaguely embarrassed to admit to spending time on the internet
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Tylenol Rapid Release™ Cheesecake
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
coming up with new kirk jokes every year will be such a pain in the neck
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cayce @cayce.zone · 30/04/2026
wile e coyote about to be crushed, saying the quoted post
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
what the hell is a vingt dollar
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
flipping all the old tires over in my backyard so that conservatives don’t get into the stagnant water and start breeding
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
excited to find out tomorrow if i’m expected to take over the work of either three or four other people that just quit due to workload
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
3 minutes of Tim Curry holding back laughter while filming scenes for Red Alert 3
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
oh goody goody gumdrops
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
all the wrong people keep dying
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
a shirt is just a really short dress
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The president has a lady Renfield that sleeps in the White House crawlspace and travels in the wheel well of Airforce 1 and prints out his posts for him on a portable printer and wipes the poo poo off of his giant ass and that's supposed to be funny?
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Never gonna make jokes about Sun Tzu ever again. Turns out rich failsons really do need to be told things like "remember that not feeding your soldiers is bad." www.ms.now/money-power-...
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USS Lincoln wasn't resupplied because Hegseth 'hid' that Iran destroyed main U.S. base: Rohde
President Trump continues to say that Iran wants to make a deal to end the war and that the U.S. has control over the Strait of Hormuz. Meanwhile, the president downplayed concerns about the condition...
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 25/11/2025
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
the fast lane is for driving at the speed limit. the other lanes are for driving at or slightly below the speed limit
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
when pippin asked about second breakfast he was talking about eating morning pussy
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i think one of worst repercussions of 9/11 is how much people watch, care about and talk about the fucking news
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Bunny Bunny training arc @fitterflittermouse.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Genuinely if your job is not some form of keeping up with current events why the fuck are you following these cable news mouthpieces on here what do they have to say that is worth your time reading regularly?
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
they’ll also be wearing big red noses and lapel flowers that look like they smell very good
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
this stupid bullshit will kill children
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
sounds like they need to accept the biological reality that he’s not fucking real
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
my popular opinion is that LOTR should have shown some titty
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
one thing i love to still be dealing with at my advanced age is random strangers making little jokes when they learn my name
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
this was a fun one. RxBf3 then wins the knight on e4 with whites king still stuck with lots of attacking options. he resigned right before i could play h5++
a chess board. black has just captured whites bishop on f3 leaving his knight on e4 defenselessa chess board from the same game a few moves later. white has advanced his pawn to h4 to stop Qg5++, but he will still lose to h5++
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
the trailers for this shit had 0 nudity and were extremely uncomfortable to sit through
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
spiderman is kinda like the american goku in the sense that he's kinda a universally beloved international comfort character
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
make 👏 spiderman 👏 shoot 👏 webs 👏 out 👏 his 👏 butt
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Dropout @dropout.tv · 04/08/2026
Let Sam explain how Dropout got The Don Hertzfeldt Collection... 🍌 @donhertzfeldtfilms.bsky.social
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
assless bi-curious geeked d-bag emailer
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
after the odyssey we deserve an extremely gay epic of gilgamesh movie
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
my copper brings all the merchants to the yard and they’re like it’s better than ea’s
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
there was a knight on g5 and this was the only way i could stop checkmate on either Qh7 or disaster on Qxf7. engine says this position is dead even
a chessboard. black has just QxNg5 stopping checkmate. after Bxg5 white’s knight is hanging. in the game white responded with Qg4 blundering his queen and resigned immediately lol
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
you’re telling me a tartar creamed this
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
antinous: QUICK GET THE SWORDS oh shit odysseus has the swords now GET THE SHIELD oh shit he’s got a shield now GET THE SPEARS oh sh-
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
a cop can surreptitiously affix a cluster of cop eggs to the outside of your vehicle during a routine traffic stop
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
if you're happy and you know it how the fuck?
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
hardest job I ever had was nursing home library janitor. they make you clean every book and granny
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