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incredibly good painter

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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
so true mr president
it’d be better to just slam a brick into your head a few times than to allow these words into your brain
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s the guy from scanners whose head explodes
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i feel old
9 games
fallout 2
command and conquer
tetris
grand theft auto 
baldurs gate 2
summit 2000 
stellaris
dyson sphere program
project zomboid
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this one is called 'a topologist after a large meal'
a picture of three concentric circles. the outer two form the boundaries of the topologist, with the inner being the meal of course
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
this was a fun one. RxBf3 then wins the knight on e4 with whites king still stuck with lots of attacking options. he resigned right before i could play h5++
a chess board. black has just captured whites bishop on f3 leaving his knight on e4 defenselessa chess board from the same game a few moves later. white has advanced his pawn to h4 to stop Qg5++, but he will still lose to h5++
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
there was a knight on g5 and this was the only way i could stop checkmate on either Qh7 or disaster on Qxf7. engine says this position is dead even
a chessboard. black has just QxNg5 stopping checkmate. after Bxg5 white’s knight is hanging. in the game white responded with Qg4 blundering his queen and resigned immediately lol
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
classic. this got me into the 1400s for the first time please clap
a classic back rank checkmate after Rxe8 Rxe8++
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
a brilliant castle?! what a weird game
it’s a chessboard but the position is quite unusual. blacks king has been chased all the way down to the 3rd rank. chess.com awarded a brilliancy for castling, which feels bizarre. whites dark bishop can be captured by the king but since he’s so out in the open he is very vulnerable, especially to the newly connected rooks. one of blacks rooks is hanging too
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
look at this gross painting from 2015 lol
it’s a gross portrait painting of mitch mcconnell but his gross mouth flaps open vertically instead of the normal human way
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
clover check
it’s a photo of a four leaf clover
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
this guy was so mad ahaha
it’s a chessboard. whites knight has moved to e5, baiting black to take with the d pawn which would blunder his queen immediately. instead he took with his bishop, which was then recaptured by whites rook, still baiting the d pawn. he didn’t take the bait but instead lost a key defender and tempo
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
saw a neat hole
it’s a picture of a hole
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
disclosure day (2026)
it’s a van with the words “god entered my body like a body my same size” spray painted onto it
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
it’s frank horrigan from fallout 2
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
this guy had me on the ropes for like a dozen moves but this turned the game around 😎
Qxc3+ basically forced Kxc3, then after a1Q+ i was able to use my rook and bishop to chase whites king away from his rook so i could capture it
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
the system was too stingy to award a !! to this, i guess because it’s not really a sacrifice but it didn’t award one to Rh1+ either. still cool though
white offered a queen trade with Qh5->f4 but instead i had Bg3+ discovered check leads to mate in 4
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Nxb2!! after Rxb2, Bxc3 forking both of whites rooks
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
the virgin from the stupid meme

the bastard himself
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
this one’s not as exciting. a kinda utilitarian set up for discovered check. did the trick though
blacks knight on c4 is threatening to fork the queen and rook by capturing the bishop on a3.  won’t do him much good because after Nxa3, Q can go to d1 or e2 and then move to the h file and checkmate soon follows. in the game though he blundered by pushing the g pawn which allowed Bxg6+, Kg7, Rh7+, Kg8, Bxf7++
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
heheh
it’s a chessboard. white’s knight has captured a pawn on g5 which is protected by the h pawn, but after hxg5, Bxg5 pinning blacks knight to the queen. black has castled kingside so now that the g and h files are open he is exposed to a variety of mating attacks
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
its the burger king font generator and this time it says "look upon my works ye mighty and despair"
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
my pengus horts, in the shape of a burger
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
you guys like chess stuff? maybe i’ll just start posting in this thread when i get !!s
it’s a chess board. Qxf4 captured a knight that was protected by the pawn on e5, but if white exf4 then Bxf6. in this game black then Rxf6 which left them open to Re7+ followed by an unstoppable Rh8++
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
updating this to have two claudes in full 69
it’s a painting of richard dawkins remembering the time he watched two dogs in full 69
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
u thought u could fork my shit! u lose!
it’s a chess board showing a queen sacrifice. after Nb7, black’s queen and rook were forked, but Qxa3!! because if white’s rook moves off the back rank Rd1++ if instead Nxd8, Qxa1+ and white quickly loses anyway
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
i made some paintings of, the moon
it’s a bad painting of the moon
12x12
acrylic on canvas

it’s another bad painting of the moon
12x12
acrylic on canvas
it’s yet another bad painting of the moon
12x12
acrylic on canvas
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
i should call her
it’s a weird lemon with a suggestive gap. a lemussy if you will
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
how my toddler looks at me when mommy needs a few minutes to herself
it’s a crop of the famous painting the fallen angel by Alexandre Cabanel depicting lucifer crying bitterly
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
wil here’s a painting of you as the little mouth of a patrick stewart xenomorph. please enjoy
it’s a painting of patrick stewart as a xenomorph and wil wheaton is his little mouth
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
smiling & staying positive through it, not feeling deranged at all 18x24 acrylic on canvas
a painting of a green ogre-like balding man smiling derangedly
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
this is what having three kids feels like
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
it’s ya boy, archduke franz ferdinand. not actually sure what joke i was going for here to be honest but whatever. merry christmas eve
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
what, did they leave the windows open again?
hundreds of works in louvre damaged by flooding
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
kids drew this picture of me
it’s a kids drawing labeled “man babey “
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
why’s he making this face
it’s the shamwow guy that disappeared years ago after a SW bit his tongue off
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
i liked doing this little skull painting
it’s a painting of a giant skull in the desert. there are two cactuses to reveal the scale.  the last light of day clings to the horizon under a bruised sky
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
it’s happening again guy from twin peaks
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
here’s a new godzilla painting if you’re into that sort of that
it’s a painting of godzilla. he’s got a train in his mouth
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
L
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
i took this photo of the moon last night
it’s a really zoomed in photo of the moon
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
here’s a painting i did of these two disgusting monsters 10 fuckin years ago
it’s kim davis hooting while huckabee stands by looking at her like his trying to figure out if he can pluck out a piece of food stuck in her teeth or something it’s a bad painting of the previous photo, except huck has big bug eyes and davis looks slightly more like a toad
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
if you’re ever wondering who is moby,
it’s a picture of moby, presumably, with a caption that reads “this is moby”
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
its judge doom from who framed roger rabbit
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
gettin high with this guy >>>
it’s an old as hell minigolf alligator
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
here is the tweet for those confused:
jordan peterson's 03/11/2023 tweet that reads "such fun in unbelievable techno-nightmare CCP hell." and its a retweet of a screenshot of a really weird porn
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
please enjoy this new painting of jordan peterson crying about chinese dicksucking factories
it’s a portrait painting jordan peterson and inside his head you can see the dicksucking factory which of course was a porn video but he thought it was real
acrylic on canvas
24”x30”
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
here’s a new self portrait for 2025
self portrait 2025 acrylic on canvas 18”x24”
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
all these years ive spent chucking car batteries into the ocean seem somehow wasted now
nytimes headline: cargo ship that caught fire carrying electric vehicles sinks in the pacific
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
president dick richardson from fallout 2
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ogar @ogar.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
i’m sorry katsumata chieko but this vase looks like a terrifying butthole
a stoneware vase in a museum. it is titled “akoda” or “pumpkin”
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