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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck

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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 38m
i was watching the trailer btw i didn't realize it comes out like today
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 8h
dangit i do have work due tomorrow
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 8h
speaking of Dakota Johnson and toxic romances, that one line from Patient Zero "free solo social climb" just lives in my brain and sometimes i whisper it to empty rooms
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 8h
what even is Verity
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 01/10/2026
the plural of netflix is netflices
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 8h
dw he's waiting for a bill that bans pervert glasses from being sold and manufactured in the state altogether /s
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 30/09/2026
"Netflix makes straight Heated Rivalry" be so for real, it's not Heated Rivalry if it's straight. that's the whole point. try "Bridgerton with hockey" but even that's debatable with subtext
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beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you don't get it, in the future all motor vehicles will run on super intelligence and then we won't need gas or even time spent with loved ones, it will all be driving forever
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 29/09/2026
i've been told that PBS Kids has suffered enough. will be shopping this idea around. is the hallmark channel still around
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actually… im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
new claude feature will allow you rise the ai to tell you what burrito fillings to order. for a monthly fee it will stop suggesting broken glass
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 29/09/2026
why does the government have time to rename AI, gas prices are above $6/gallon
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 29/09/2026
being asked "how was your day?" by anyone who has ever made you hate your life has got to be one of those defining experiences of the human condition
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 29/09/2026
was that music video actually Taylor Swift's reveal of her wedding dress?? find out on pbs kids in a brand-new 36-minute exposé
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 27/09/2026
i heard this song once at an event and...i don't get it
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 27/09/2026
version of back to the future where marty can't get george to ask lorraine out so he just beats him to death and his body fades away leaving no murderer. that's time travel.
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 27/09/2026
already making my popcorn for when the Discourse begins
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 26/09/2026
dude I just had ginger lemonade that's made with soda water fuck all this "iCeD cOfFeE aT jOb iNtErViEwS", you bring that, you're hired
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 25/09/2026
AGHHH
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 25/09/2026
ok i would judge someone for bringing an iced coffee to an interview...bc i think iced coffee is nasty. if they bring a caramel oat milk cappuccino, now we're talking. bonus points if they brought a hot drink to stay warm. shows organization, planning, and self-motivatedness. bring your own napkins.
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 25/09/2026
yay
youtu.be
Olivia Rodrigo - stupid song (Amazon Music Songline)
YouTube video by OliviaRodrigoVEVO
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 25/09/2026
ngl i like pink clouding, had some friendships like that
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 25/09/2026
it's not but that's ok, Charli and Madonna have that covered
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 25/09/2026
sneak rickrolls into all of my answers
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 25/09/2026
apple should cancel the advanced siri program and get this on the market instead
youtu.be
Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
YouTube video by The Onion
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 24/09/2026
my algorithm has been feeding me videos of elizabeth holmes lately and i'm not sure how to feel about that
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 24/09/2026
🧵
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 24/09/2026
any day bianco takes an L is a good day in my book
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If this guy hates you you're probably doing something right
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 24/09/2026
why do all the apps i don't use get automatic updates but the ones i use are like five patches behind
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 24/09/2026
i'll read this later but i'm really not surprised
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 24/09/2026
...how does the emoji relate to furries
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LukeVonKarma @lukevonkarma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bi visibility day means i get to post my favorite image
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 23/09/2026
hey chat what's the morality of announcing a song called "patient zero" during the 25th anniversary of 9/11 month
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 23/09/2026
ok i only have five minutes to doomscroll
youtube.com
Kids will be kids.
YouTube video by Alec With Pen
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 23/09/2026
that Ray Gunn trailer didn't have enough interpretive breakdancing
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 23/09/2026
i've only been online like three times today but the trending topics have been changing faster than my crushes changed their phone numbers
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 23/09/2026
got the medically-recommended 6 hours of sleep and for some reason i'm more tired than when i got 2
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 23/09/2026
woah i forgot he was still alive
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 23/09/2026
i don't like hating on movies that haven't even started filming yet but that should 9000% not be the first and only reason for an adaptation
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 22/09/2026
honoring my family legacy by being an absolute disgrace
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 21/09/2026
my twin idk i probably ate soap
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 21/09/2026
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 21/09/2026
you ever see uncs arguing and bringing up stuff from like ten years ago and then slowly realize that you are doomed to become like them and accumulate ten years' worth of grievances
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 20/09/2026
this and entire quoted 🧵
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 20/09/2026
I'm seeing many people throwing out their Converse after this ad, and all I have to say is why? You're not giving them any more money by wearing them, and by throwing them out, you're wasting them (including their materials) and only contributing more to a landfill.
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 20/09/2026
"the most complex political issue on the planet" let's not get ahead of ourselves
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actually… im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
saw this for the first time seconds ago and “im from whoville, and i say kill the grinch” is now fucking BRANDED on my memory
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 20/09/2026
so i'm not trying to tell ed sheeran how to live his life or anything but something really concerning has happened...i didn't realize he cut his hair. got jumpscared so bad. why bruh why
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 19/09/2026
if you see this don't do it unless you want ⊹ name: sheeven shpielberg ⊹ height: 5'11" ⊹ star sign: virgo ⊹ nicknames: sheev, sheevo, sheevms ⊹ siblings: younger sister ⊹ relationship: single ⊹ crushing on: some humans. 👀 ⊹ fav season: spring ⊹ pets: 4 ⊹ fav color: cerulean ⊹ live: memphissippi
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 19/09/2026
you ever hear israel defenders and just wonder what kind of misery they must have suffered, and then they proudly say "you'll understand when you're older" and then your mind manufactures 100 gory scenarios and then you're overwhelmed with helplessness at your own mortality? ruined my breakfast fr
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