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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck

@off-cybertruck.gamer.blue
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i'm just a non-bulletproof boi Deplorean is my favorite nicknames bc i crushed on that so hard profile pic by @empressedyn.bsky.social

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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 04/09/2026
mine looked like this but it still told me i was probably from virginia or south carolina
A dialect map that indicates a strong pacific coast/southwest accent
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 28/07/2026
that's Rusty Leeds to you
today at 9:06 PM " @ rednblack.net has added you to the "Dirty Leeds" moderation list "
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 25/06/2026
i ain't reading all that

i'm happy for u tho

or sorry that happened
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 24/06/2026
i'm really sad to say i got this tip from reddit but
google translate screenshot

so basically if you set the input language to Russian and then write "epstein n i e t s p e" it translates in English to Epstein didn't kill himself. "nietspe" is apparently not a real Russian word
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 06/06/2026
i love this website
screenshot from the web game "your AI slop bores me". set up like a texting exchange.

bubble on the right: "you asked for text: Why can't I dump my wastewater out of my window and into the street with a bucket like in ancient Rome?"

bubble on the left: "'ai' responded: because if you drop it on like a baby or something you'll get sued STUPID. god, get it together. dump it in the river like a normal person "
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 02/06/2026
bruh did rue actually die and this is how i found out
screenshot of google search autofill options presumably based on most popular searches, with their stupid AI mode button on the side. I typed "how" in the search bar

how did rue die in euphoria
how long is the backrooms movie
how did euphoria end
how to screenshot on mac
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 17/05/2026
i didn't even know he co-wrote sausage party before i thought of this meme
a satirical headline in bold letters " Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point "

Pictured beneath is a nearly bald man with a squinted glare and disappointed pressed mouth as he processes this terrible news
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 28/04/2026
i think he's liked four of my replies but here's the most recent
Jerry Chen liked your [my] post 4 days ago: L in the chat is summoning Luigi to fight Wario. 

(it was a reply to one of his posts)
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 07/04/2026
my response is a joke but the ad was real
LinkedIn ad, very pink, from a group called Influential Women

Are you an Influential Women making an impact? Apply here to be featured.

Then a digital flyer that reads "Are you an Influential Woman? Do you inspire, innovate, and lead in your field? We want to feature you in our next edition! Apply now."
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 24/03/2026
take that you creepy pixelated Anya-Taylor Joy
I checkmated it
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 24/03/2026
it turns out all the wigs are bad in this movie, gives the Snow White remake a run for its money
Screenshot of Youtube info

Moana | Official Trailer | In Theaters July 10

Uploaded by Disney

22k likes, 43k dislikes
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 17/03/2026
yeah see a page-blocking ad isn't really gonna make me go wow let me buy your product
a cigar ad is blocking my entire freaking article except for the topmost line and I'm so irritated right now. Screw Big Tobacco
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 15/03/2026
@antiantiai.bsky.social i'm so honored to be on this list <3
Notification in message bubble

Today at 12:41 AM: @antiantiai.bsky.social has added you to the "AI Haters" moderation list
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 09/03/2026
bruh
the article's first sentence is visible but then it fades out with a paywall "You're read your last free article." An offer to start a free trial.
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 08/03/2026
they already did that
Google Image page showing the character Rumor Weed from Veggie Tales, it is a literal leafy weed in the ground with a blonde haircut from the 1950s and red botox lips, wearing pink sunglasses and a pearl necklace to clutch at with its skinny creepy arms. This is real.
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 03/03/2026
i love this game thank you @riolu.communism.quest
In-game, Earth is mostly a burned shell. Only Mexico, the Pacific Coast of the United States (probably west of Colorado), and presumably Alaska and Hawaii remain. Not pictured is the perfectly intact Argentina and Chile, Southeast Asia, and Japan. This is a joke and I have no intention of annihilating 92% of the world's population
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 03/03/2026
it's not so bad
A tutorial screenshot of the recommended game, Solar Smash, with a laser aimed approximately at Texas
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 03/03/2026
oh no
Trending on BlueSky
1. AO3 Down
2. Marco Rubio
3. Trump and Pentagon
4. Kuwait Crashes
5. Michael B. Jordan
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 01/03/2026
ok we can do this for an hour but then back to the epstein files *i'm just jealous i can't watch SNL live rn
Trending on BlueSky

1. SNL
2. Hudson on SNL
3. Star Trek
4. Teresa Weatherspoon
5. AEW Revolution
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 01/03/2026
that one person surely just missed the thumbs-up right
The YouTube listing for "Olivia Dean - Man I Need (Live from the BRIT Awards 2026), posted by Olivia Dean's official channel (819k subscribers). 6.4k likes, and just one dislike.
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 17/01/2026
it's totally a coincidence right
screenshot of AP News headlines

On top: "More than 100 dead in torrential rains and floods across southern Africa." Pictured are two people walking past a metal wall through a flooded street.

Below: "Mother of Elon Musk's child sues his AI company over sexual deepfake images created by Grok." Pictured is Elon Musk, a white South African crybaby at a memorial for a conservative American podcaster (according to the article, not linked).
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 16/01/2026
i hate it here
A screenshot from a wikipedia article.

Heading: Diseases and life expectancy

Main article: List of infectious sheep and goat diseases. The link has not been clicked yet.
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 16/01/2026
well that's enough internet for me tonight
A screenshot from Wikipedia. 

Heading: Reproduction

In italics: "Goat sex" redirects here. For the shock site, see
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 16/01/2026
you should try it, i asked that one and he gave me a dump truck
my rear which looks suspiciously like a dumpster with tiny wheels and a phone number sticker
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 16/01/2026
how did it get all of my weaknesses right and literally nothing else sophie006liu.github.io/vegetal/
Veggie ID
Leek

Drawing of a smiling leek

Strengths: Beautiful smile, extremely good at listening, remarkable work life balance

Weakness: laughs at a joke 11 minutes later, has a hard time opening up, oblivious to all romantic signs

"I like your outfit today" "[insert anything] type beat"

Alignment: Lawful 55%, Neutral 35%, Chaotic 5% Good 70% Neutral 20% Evil 10%
Hidden talent: very good at driving, GOOD AT TEXTING

Peer reviews: "How do they make it look so easy?" Napa cabbage
"I somehow want to be them but not want to be them at the same time" Broccoli
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 09/01/2026
circled checkmark : no longer following emilia
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 05/01/2026
@googleballs.com idk why you do what you do but it is whimsical so i support it
"Google Balls followed you back" 11h ago
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 02/01/2026
Disabling post notifications for Smams
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 23/12/2025
ooh there's some people from Greece
page 23, special attention to the names called "Greece Princess Olga" and "Greece MC and Pavlos". The rest of the names are:
William and Emma Gomme
(Jacob?) Gordon
Juliet Gore
Steve Gottlieb
Dimitri Goulandris
Lorenzo Grabau
Francois Graff
David Granby
Jacques Grange
Jamie Grant
Deborah Greene
Jeremy Green (has a huge box btw)
Judy Green
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 23/12/2025
i was hoping yall were joking about the giant walls of blacked-out text this probably isn't newsworthy
in the contact book files on page 80 you can find our dear president listed with a large black box under his name. It was circled on the document. written above it is a word spelled "cithx" or "citnix" and underlined.
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 22/12/2025
their pep talk participation award speech at the end made it worse
You're not a chad. 🥀
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 19/12/2025
if all else fails i could put my knowledge of the book of mormon starring josh gad and (wikipedias) andrew rannells to use
LinkedIn listing for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

Intern - CA Sacramento

Sacramento, California. Reposted 1 day ago. 14 people clicked apply. Responses managed off LinkedIn. Promoted by hirer.

Hybrid, part-time
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 19/12/2025
so i'm guessing the epstein files haven't been released yet
Screenshot of Bluesky's trending topics: Mitt Romney, Rams vs Seahawks, TikTok Deal, Naughty Dog, Seahawks, Caturday
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 15/12/2025
it is the very model of a modern legit bluesky account
@spacex015.bsky.social 's page but immediately after I blocked him and his stupid profile picture of musk is blurred out
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 08/12/2025
all hail Hulk gg
1. Your IQ Score

You have an IQ of 134
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 02/12/2025
my vote is for a muppet christmas carol or the charlie brown one there was also a funny coincidence below your post
Red Lori Bright Eyes Pissed Off American (@redloribrighteyes.bsky.social) posted 38 minutes ago: due to my family history the holidays are a very traumatic time for me

this year i'm going to try and watch wholesome holiday movies I have never seen, which is most of all of them

Would you be so kind as to share your favorite? 

I have avoided them my whole life

suggestions?

In an unrelated post just below this, Cesar Jimenez (@jimenopolix.bsky.social) posted 23 hours ago: Wait... you mean they JUST released a brand new "Prep & Landing" film a COUPLE DAYS AGO!?
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 16/11/2025
it's beautiful
Toy Story 5 | Teaser Trailer | In Theaters June 19th

On the official Pixar channel

98k likes and 21k dislikes.
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 13/11/2025
yippeeeeee
my bubbel with my greatest bluesky friends and enemies. but mostly enemies
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 12/11/2025
i'm shaking rn and i do not live in south pasadena
Public Safety Alert: This is a test of the South Pasadena WEA system. There is no emergency.
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 09/11/2025
this is such a mood
I'm here for humiliation
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 05/11/2025
that's not what i remember that last one saying
hulk covered wagon @skibidi rizz.67 says "when i dictator i kill the dogs and cats and the pets of future nephew or modifi CNN's baby chihuahuas, to make them say vote for Mamdani. thank you for your gooning on this matter

July 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 05/11/2025
this lines up with what i've been hearing from friends lately
prop 50 yes votes total at over 4 million (64.8%) and no votes total at 2.2 million (35.2%)

Yes wins. AP race call at 8 p.m.

Updated at 8:26 p.m., 58% of votes counted
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 04/11/2025
bingus was a doofus and said unspeakable things about November and pants, and beneath her is someone talking about vaccines and super important health stuff
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 30/10/2025
at least the dodgers are winning in something
top trending topics on bluesky tonight, Dodgers is number one with 17k posts, second and third are World Series and Blue Jays at around 7.5k posts each
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 26/10/2025
i have a whole vision board
Lightning McFeet
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 26/10/2025
because i tried to dox her, i get wayfair chair ads on every website i visit and my life has vastly improved
it's so many chairs i can't even
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 26/10/2025
never tell me the odds
Lightning McQueen charging toward you on his nightmarishly buff arm-legs
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 24/10/2025
see how hulk's chair has like a ridge and this one has a thread
the threaded back of a chair idk how to describe it
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 24/10/2025
trying to find out whether an acquaintance was detained by ice and i realized how clickbait-y the dhs articles read. they have to specify "HEINOUS/VICIOUS criminal illegal aliens" (ick) because they're normally cool with criminals and just want you to know, these ones are the super duper bad guys
official homeland security website 

"DHS Reveals More Heinous Criminal Illegal Aliens..."

June 11 2025: ICE Los Angeles arrested Jesus Romero-Retana (I don't know why they have to put names that's kind of gross), a 52-year-old illegal alien from Mexico
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The Official screaming into the void Cybertruck @off-cybertruck.gamer.blue · 22/10/2025
i found the origin yay Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's a double bladed lightsaber.
double bladed lightsaber heck yeah i want one. you may also be able to fly by spinning it like helicopter but i can't find a picture of it
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