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@zeldatles.myatproto.social
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nonbinary (they/them) aroace neurodivergent going to the toppermost of the poppermost Like ≠ endorsement NSFW DNI

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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026
Also a reminder it can happen to people so young they don't even have the terminology. Please teach consent to kids (in an age appropriate way) the second they can understand words.
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026
Really bothers me when the same people who talk their asses off about "intersectionality" are also single-issue voters.
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 04/10/2026
I just unwillingly listened to Choosing Texas for the first time :'(
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
Dude I've been confusing Ice Cube and Vanilla Ice for god knows how long.
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
I think I have to go on psychiatric meds again. I'm so disappointed in myself.
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
So many fucking disgusting people excusing SA because it's someone they like (J*cob G*ller).
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
It's insane how holier-than-thou left-wing conspiracy nuts get about right-wing conspiracy nuts. You're falling for the same bullshit in different packaging.
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
In light of the Samus hoodie, I still think about this, and I still want that damn jacket & helmet combo.
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
We are both horrifically traumatized.
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Link's Surprised Reaction in Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild
ALT: Link's Surprised Reaction in Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
I NEED THIS HOODIE
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
WAIT THE HOUSE LIKE CARPET WASN'T EVEN AN ORIGINAL SONG?!?!?! 😭
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band name Jefferdaughter Airplane
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026
I saw a billboard for that Sydney Sweeney ad campaign. A billboard! On a fairly major highway! Kids are seeing that! My grandparents saw it! What the actual fuck is America doing, this entire country is disgusting.
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026
I WANT ANOTHER ONE 😭
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 26/09/2026
dude I just had ginger lemonade that's made with soda water fuck all this "iCeD cOfFeE aT jOb iNtErViEwS", you bring that, you're hired
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 26/09/2026
I can't believe they didn't add the Aether.
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Mark Lemley @marklemley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Facebook really doesn't want you to see the new documentary exposing Elon Musk Neither do TikTok or Google or the eX social media site. Since they won't accept paid advertising, let's do some free advertising. Go see Musk in theaters October 9 www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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Citizen Harry 😷🥄⚙️💚🍉 @citizenharry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It feels like this is referencing how many people got COVID from her packed giant concerts with no N95s required, but that would require self-awareness & empathy that is clearly lacking among celebrities in general.
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026
Bubba Gump, or as some would say, Kiki Gump
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026
Me: get this specific version of this book please. I even set it to the exact kind in the settings. Book comes: it's the complete opposite of what I asked for.
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026
SIR JAMES PAUL MCCARTNEY
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Paul McCartney of The Beatles Singing
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026
Okay this is the smallest thing, but even BENJAMIN NETANYAHU can pronounce "Mamdani". What the hell was Cuomo on?
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 23/09/2026
that feeling when you want to be with someone but they died before you were born
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 23/09/2026
The Mario series! I've loved video games ever since I could pick up a controller. If I had to nail it down to one video game, probably Mario Kart Wii, but really most Mario games on the N64 & Wii.
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 22/09/2026
Guess who just beat and 100% completed Metroid Dread?
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 22/09/2026
Do you remember the 21st night of September?
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 21/09/2026
lol I'm having possibly the worst day this whole year which is fucking saying something
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 20/09/2026
I'm seeing many people throwing out their Converse after this ad, and all I have to say is why? You're not giving them any more money by wearing them, and by throwing them out, you're wasting them (including their materials) and only contributing more to a landfill.
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 20/09/2026
I think the point that proves the baited & racial intent of the Converse ad is that it doesn't even highlight the shoes. People are looking deep into the details when the most obvious evidence is that none of the shoes are even fully lit up. That shows it's not about the damn shoes.
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 20/09/2026
I might be going into a rabbit hole on the shamwow guy
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 20/09/2026
Dude I had multiple whole ass dreams and they were all crazy detailed and stuff and it's only been less than 4 hours what the hell
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 19/09/2026
chozo soldier in the heart of artaria
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 19/09/2026
buffalo samus in the heart of metroidvania
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 18/09/2026
Free speech for me, not for thee.
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 17/09/2026
I've been saying for a while that Hasan Piker is bad for the Democratic Party. He's a grifter, he craves attention and will get it by screwing over Dem candidates trying to actually fix the godforesaken country.
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 17/09/2026
kendrick about to drop the amazing digital disstrack
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
@rednasvgm.bsky.social Will we ever get more Beatuls merch? I have the stickers, but they're starting to peel off!
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
The Macklemore Jewface was just as clearly antisemitic as Kanye's stuff, and you can defend Macklemore's current actions without defending blatant antisemitism.
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
Wait, Ed Sheeran invited not just Macklemore, but also Finneas to his tour? They're two of the most outspokenly Pro-Palestine celebrities. What was he thinking?
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 15/09/2026
they put an onion on a treadmill
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 15/09/2026
The new iOS app icons are so ugly.
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran shot himself in the foot with this shit. Pro-Israel people want nothing to do with him for inviting Macklemore. Pro-Palestine people want nothing to do with him for dropping Macklemore. Completely alienating himself from all sides.
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 14/09/2026
carpet carpet carpet carpet carpet carpet beatles carpet beatles carpet carpet
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 13/09/2026
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES WOOHOO YAY
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 12/09/2026
My knee has smelled sweet for the past several days, not sure what the hell is up with it.
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
Shana Tova! 5787!
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
I still hate TotK "lore".
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Office No Reaction
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 10/09/2026
The Proclaimers stuff from a former big fan: They've been transphobic for a while. Their most recent album, Dentures Out, has a song called News to Nietzsche. This includes lyrics like "in every major city, in fact in every town, you see those wee allotments where they grow new pronouns".
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Zeldatles @zeldatles.myatproto.social · 10/09/2026
we are charlie kirk we kirk the charlie kirking my charlie at 3 AM
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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