Reposted by beefdrinkEmma™ Bot™ @theemmabot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026getting my prostate crushed is my love language 032
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 26/09/2026yes, i just watched over 6 hours of TV today to finish a show before my free trial ends. no, i will never go outside in the sun 010
Reposted by beefdrink.·*.♡ 𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ𝓈𝓈 𝓅𝓊𝒹𝒹𝓁ℯ ♡.·*. :3 @raynpuddle.useless.pet · 22/09/2026this is a vera bingus appreciation post reblog if you love bingus 53520
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 21/09/2026i humbly propose, as meekly as i can, that we eliminate all the days between sunday and saturday 000
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 21/09/2026hello it is me, Sam Altman. I have finally decided it’s time to launch my new marketing campaign. we will plaster ads on your children’s smiles, and for $15.99/mo extra, we’ll also let you personalize the ads for a bespoke experience 000
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 15/09/2026they should replace Congress with ai and the president with ai 000
Reposted by beefdrinkI write words on anime girl pictures @kawaiibossbaby.bsky.social · 15/09/2026it's a real tragedy 014338
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Jack Kerouac predicted 9/11, and NONE of you gave him a chance 000
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Howwwwww kirk charlieeeeeee into my neck, open IT POURSSS #CarryTheFlame 000
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 10/09/2026anybody ever notice how donuts have holes in their necks #whatdatmean 000
Reposted by beefdrinkSIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026twas the night before kirkmas and all through the quietness, not a creature was asking, "Counting or not counting gang violence?" 213720
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 09/09/2026*casting fishing rod with $45,000 on the hook* don’t mind me, fellas. Just shooting my shot 000
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Détente? Heh, why don’t you let the experts handle this situation, sugartits *applies 200% tariff to maple syrup* 000
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 07/09/2026maybe they should put the “x/y” somewhere else other than the text portion of the post 100
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 06/09/2026the masculine urge to read another giant-ass stephen king novel 000
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 02/09/2026if you want to torture someone make them read this post: www.instagram.com/p/DcAFZ5BFBG...instagram.comInstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you. 000
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 31/08/2026i am literally swimming in and out of consciousness, wgooah 000
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 31/08/2026my body is breaking down. each joint is clamoring for the grease of sleep. two years of nights have turned me into a nocturnal animal. they think i hide in the shadows, but i am the shadows 000
Reposted by beefdrinkChiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 30/08/2026The three-second rule! It’s still good! 拾い食いはアウトですっ☆しかしながら直近を通り過ぎるのはセーフですっ☆ 10872135
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Ben Stiller please, remember to take ur multivitamins it’s really important right now 000
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Just clicked on another video essay and it’s AI. Every. Single. Time. Why does nobody talk about things anymore? they just fart out some slop and farm compliments in the comments :( 000
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 24/08/2026i may have. spent 37 dollars, but it was a good cause 100
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 23/08/2026y’all prefer strings on your bread bags or occlupanid? 001
Reposted by beefdrinkBeccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Woman Who Wants To Torture Children Says She Will Support Adults Who Survive Torture (We Believe Her For Some Fucking Reason) 29920
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 22/08/2026the only thing i ate today was tortilla, slice of ham, and cheese 000
Reposted by beefdrinkemma best 🏳️🌈🏴☠️🏳️⚧️ Mxy @emma.best · 19/08/2026RT if you want immigration enforcement in every form to disappear tomorrow 1713478
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 20/08/2026imagine the player piano but instead of playing music it plays YOU 010
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 20/08/2026god i wish mark wahlberg had been on that fucking plane 000
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 20/08/2026crazy they still have the grope factory minigame at airports. you’d think they woulda updated it by now 000
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 18/08/2026brb gonna sow my search history so i can reap it later 010
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I’m sick of clicking on a video essay and the whole script was generated by ai, every damn time 000
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 18/08/2026social anxiety is about to go crazy in the new surveillance state 000
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 18/08/2026they’re DDoSing the western titanfall 2 servers because of a hacker and now i have to play on são paulo servers olá 000
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 17/08/2026chess is a game for morons. i’m ranked #1 in the world at peekaboo 000
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 07/08/2026static.klipy.comGo Canada Team CanadaAlt: Immaculate landscape with ethereal grey monkey creature busting it down maple leaf style top text: GO CANADA 000
beefdrink @beefdrink.bsky.social · 30/06/2026a pony without its cutie mark is a yankee with no brim 000
