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It’s John!

@oddreally.bsky.social
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He/Him and gayer then a tree-full of monkeys on nitrous oxide

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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 8h
The pope points out every year that actually St George was Turkish
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Turns out good video game adaptations are possible, and horror movies can still be fun
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Resident Evil is an absolute blast, cured my headache and everything
The puppydog eyes and chunky knitware of Austin Abrams in the new ‘Resident Evil’ film
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Unbelievably embarrassed to find out what Newcastle NYE event is called now
Howaymanay is back
Newcastle's biggest New Year's Eve party is returning to the Quayside this year.
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Some right likely lads among them
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Hello faggot lovers! (Old Hilarious UK commercial )
YouTube video by tokyobananaz
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Unbelievable supporting cast too.
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can’t believe how funny it is
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hoping for a ten minute monologue from Alan Moore on the subject of how much he hates superhero movies (and the people who watch them)
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Billy Liar has crossed my path for the first time and what do you mean this was directed by the same guy who did Midnight Cowboy?
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did they do a good job @watsoncomedian.bsky.social?
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We have time for this one Rob
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do the right thing
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Newcastle has looked like Silent Hill for most of the day, excellent evening to try out a Lovecraftian fishing game
The ship from Dredge, entering a harbour town The creepy fishmonger who buys my shitty fish
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Had some lamb chops to use up, did them in a lemon and marjoram marinade before going a tad overboard on the extras. Corn salad, chilli jam, black beans, flatbread, guac charred spinach and cheese. Now I am very full and my kitchen smells amazing and I’m trying not to look at the dishes.
Lamb chops and a warm corn salad The full spread
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Chunky older Rick O’Connell totally works for me
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OK, I’m in 
Rachel Weiss and Brendan Frazier filming the mummy 4 in period costume 
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just rediscovered that I put an extra bottle of white wine in the freezer ‘just to cool it a little’ about one in the morning
A bottle of white wine frozen completely solid
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Have you gone on holiday to a heartwarming Sunday afternoon ITV family comedy drama starring Pam Ferris and Julian Fellowes?
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good start, still though
Rachel Weisz as Evelyn O'Connell in The Mummy 4
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Some days I’m very happy my dad hates most people and generally doesn’t let them in his house. Not always, but sometimes.
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Robin is in a swashbuckling adventure. Marion in a fraught romance. Friar Tuck in a bawdy comedy. The sheriff in a pantomime. Whatever Morgan Freeman’s character was called in a nightmare Heart of Darkness quest through a damp, racist, medieval hellhole on the edge of the world…
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every member of the principal cast acts as though they’re in a different film to the others. Never seen anything quite like it.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A couple I know got married on the same day as Pride a few years ago. Furious doesn’t begin to describe it.
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My kind of tv
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(forgot these kinds of movies used to have tits in before letting my nephews watch it, happily my brother has already let them see it so they told me when I needed to cover my eyes)
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Friday night family movie time
McBane in commando
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s fine. I lived
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That’s a pretty fair summary of the film too
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hope he doesn’t snap and kill us all
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Our guy was just about holding it together till a car cut him off on the West Road
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cycling to work (in an effort not to get really, really fat) has freed me from needing to get Newcastle’s shitty buses every day. I’d almost forgotten how funny it is to get a bus driver who’s already furious just as rush hour gets going.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026
i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Enjoy your death trap ladies
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So far undecided if this justifies my opinions of lesbians or Americans, but it’s one of the two www.bostonglobe.com/2026/09/22/m...
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A Western Mass. lesbian bar required KN-95 masks. When it changed the rules, all hell broke loose. - The Boston Globe
Last Ditch Bar in Greenfield wanted to build community. They got a firestorm instead.
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just saw the words ‘no masks enforced orgy’ in the wild and now I can’t stop thinking about Danny DeVito in Always Sunny
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I really need to make that pasta but Alain Delon is idly played a piano with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth and I don’t think I can risk standing up for at least ten minutes
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I like how France has turned into Silent Hill
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was going to chill after work, make some pasta, maybe watch an episode of Futurama, but Canal+ have lured me in with another Alain Delon heist movie
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s been great thanks, perfect day for it, how was your mam?
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mind, he does a lot more weed and corruption than I’d remembered
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bought this on a whim while waiting for the train this morning, it’s pretty good 
Stephen Moss, ‘Mrs Moreau's Warbler - How Birds Got Their Names’
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Back, what a lovely way to spend a Monday
Newcastle central station in the evening
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Man the crush I had on this cheeky fucker of a policemanwhen I was twelve
Robert Carlyle and the dog from Hamish Macbeth
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
BBC has stuck the first series of True Detective on iPlayer
I lied, this is actually Robert Carlyle and Ralph Riach in ‘Hamish Macbeth’
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’d maybe save it for one of the ones that does something like make pretty flowers grow, not one of the ones who has knife hands or can summon lighting/fire/metal/squirrels
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Quick glimpse of Warkworth from the train, wishing I’d had a final pint there now
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Craster in the evening smells of smoking fish, I enjoyed walking through but if I lived here and it was like that all the time I’d be livid
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I wish they were still here, for me to make deliberate eye contact with, while I eat this very slowly and with great satisfaction
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