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Jordan

@oddityodssey.bsky.social
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Bench monkey, cat owner, Chelsea FC supporter. 45 from Oak Cliff. Now your favorite jaded uncle.

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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 11/10/2026
no one reads the articles. all of the quotes assume this is because the party is broke because of (spins wheel) whatever that person is mad about today, but the reason they’re scrambling is because they’re trying to run moonshot campaigns in deep red districts they ordinarily would never attempt
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 09/10/2026
hey, citizens of the inner and mid rim. stop acting like the destruction of "Alderaan" is shocking. this isn't some new thing under the "Empire." The Republic was burning planets centuries before any of you woke up, you're just mad because your precious shitlib Senators got hit
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Jordan @oddityodssey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sized a 15ct diamond ring today and feeling pretty chuffed about it.
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Nathan Nun @nathannun.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Cats are Building Better Biscuits - we can too! A favorite poster from my Cat Republic archives. If you like this you can follow me here for more and visit my print shop on Etsy nathannunart.etsy.com Thanks for taking a look! Thank you, Cats of Yore, for the show.
A cat poster in the style of an old soviet poster. Two cats, a farmer and a baker, shake paws with the arms outstretched toward the representations of their occupations. In the background a visual path is made starting in fields and farms, through a factory, and finally to trucks and and a biscuit shop at the bottom of the poster. Text at top reads "International Brotherhood of Biscuit Makers and Allied Trades" at bottom reads "From Field to Tummy - Building Better Biscuits." A logo of the union is in the lower corner.
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Jordan @oddityodssey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I know as an employer I can’t but I kinda want to give my staff a hug.
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Jordan @oddityodssey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why do I have this urge to get another tattoo?
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𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔰𝖙🪦 @wrldofghst.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it’s never about the money. the biggest bag you can fumble is a genuine person with no hidden agendas
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Joohn Choe @joohnchoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
23k #IAmJaneDoe hashtags on Facebook right now. Here's some (literal) profile pics silhouettes from royalty-free or public-domain imagery, sized to circle-crop correctly.
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Jordan @oddityodssey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well, at least my cat likes me.
A bearded man is used as a pillow for a tuxedo cat.
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Jordan @oddityodssey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I say that far too often.
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Jordan @oddityodssey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Where did my life go so wrong that I’m not part of a crack team of penguin scientists?
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i do think Dred Scott is very important failure in American history because its very clear proof that you can't just say "I declare a new political establishment that does everything I want it to do" and think that'll stick, because surprise surprise people will usually have Opinions About That™
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
think the ideologically neutral assessment I am trying to make is that you cannot reach a national political-constitutional settlement without actually doing the political work
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Jordan @oddityodssey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pretty much how I feel responding to any woman online. Why can't I just be normal?
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Jordan @oddityodssey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why do I find this so appealing?
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Sebastián Píriz @sebastianpiriz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My face when watching a cartoon intro for reference
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They’ve invented The Paratrooper That’s Strategically Effective?
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Niao Collective @niaocollective.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As someone who went through the HK local school system, it's very much like that for us too <sobs>
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Jordan @oddityodssey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kinda surprised Amazon hasn't announced a partnership with Ukraine over the use of delivery drones. All the advancements Ukrainian forces have made in drone resupply and medical care is honestly astonishing.
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Owen Davies @odavies9.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ah yes, the "professorship of practice"! This is how professorships have been devalued as a historic title of research contribution. Anyone can now be awarded a Professorship of Practice if they are rich enough or served enough time in management/business. www.theguardian.com/education/20...
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Backlash as Indian oil heir made professor of sustainability by Newcastle University
Role for Anant Ambani, son of India’s richest person, who also runs a controversial mega-zoo, met with incredulity
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Jordan @oddityodssey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I may have spent too much time in front of a computer today.
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Jordan @oddityodssey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I feel like a little round boy today. Not the cute kind like my nephew. The fat kind covered in flop sweat with greasy hair. The horrid kind where you can physically see the stink radiating off him. The kind women are repulsed by. So, you know, like normal for me.
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Jordan @oddityodssey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Holy shit is my brain tired. Feel completely disconnected.
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Jordan @oddityodssey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ah, they found the Reddit servers.
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Jordan @oddityodssey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Please stop by and give us the pleasure of servicing you." Why does my mind have to be so filthy?
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♍ Bee 🐝 @sweetbee.vip · 24/09/2026
the worst ableism is the internalized ableism inside yourself that you listen to when it tells you that you're not doing enough when you're already doing more than you can handle
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Jordan @oddityodssey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ugh, I hate ad copy. I hate talking about myself in the third person. I hate pretending like I know what I'm doing. I'd do a thousand dating profiles if I didn't have to write ad copy about myself.
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Jordan @oddityodssey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I want a kinetic friendship moment, just less explosive.
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Jordan @oddityodssey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If only that burn was enough to shut that nonce up.
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Jordan @oddityodssey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Really don’t know why a vanilla milkshake is comfort food for me but it is.
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Jordan @oddityodssey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s seriously only a matter of time before South Korea and Japan decide to join the nuclear club. They won’t sit idle for forever as the US navy and missile forces are gutted further. And if Putin is successful in breaking up NATO then Poland won’t have a choice.
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WarTranslated (Dmitri) @wartranslated.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Right now Ukrainian UAVs are attacking a whole string of Russian regions, with a group of drones heading toward Moscow.
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Jordan @oddityodssey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I was way too young to have read this when I did but very glad I got to.
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Jordan @oddityodssey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sometimes is nice to have confirmation you’re not as crazy or weird as you think. And sometimes it’s just as nice to know you actually are as crazy or weird as you think.
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Jon Carling @joncarling.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rabbit daydream
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Jordan @oddityodssey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yeah, it’s very telling how whenever Sudan and Al Fashir gets brought up the ‘anti-Zionist’ crowd thinks sees it as some sort of gotcha or distraction. As if caring about human suffering only matters when you can blame the US or Israel for it.
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the art of hieu @kelogsloops.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
still not fully sure how I pulled this off, but man I’m so relieved that this dappled light technique really worked! 19 Sep - 24 Oct @coreyhelfordgallery in LA #brbchasingdreams
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Leonardo Da Vinci @leonardo-davinci.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Study for St. John in the Wilderness www.wikiart.org/en/leonardo-da-vinc…
Study for St. John in the Wilderness
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.
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71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 17/09/2026
I would kill for Tino
I'm fostering Tino, who was feral-trapped last week. He has strong feelings about domestication, me, and the horse 1 rode in on.

Image: an adorably grumpy Siamese cat being held upside down on a pair of crossed legs and glaring up
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Jordan @oddityodssey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I see a happy little badass being awesome.
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Matt Emmons @secondatbest.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Knight’s Repose, this month’s entry in the riso print club. I’ve been wanted to draw some medieval marginalia for a while now, especially snail-related
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Jordan @oddityodssey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's only Thursday? And it's not a full moon? Is Mars on a hyperbolic arc around Jupiter or something? Where did my morning go? Someone give it back.
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Jordan @oddityodssey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That’s the internet done for me today.
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Oksii ✚ 🇺🇦 @oksii33.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A city scorched by Russian aerial bombs, artillery and drones: Phoenix border guards showed what Druzhkivka in the Donetsk region looks like now. Life in the city has come to a complete standstill. The few remaining residents are forced to survive in inhumane conditions. 📹: SNGSU
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
taiko 🐟
a stylized 3d render of a cat playing taiko (except the drum is a can of wet food and the sticks are churu)
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Jordan @oddityodssey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And this was when teenage me realized he didn’t mind a girl breaking him.
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Jordan @oddityodssey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Can’t I do both?
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Jordan @oddityodssey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Utterly striking
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Jordan @oddityodssey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A long trip to Japan. Like, a month or more. Just to wander.
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