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˗ˏˋ ◉ J 👨🏽‍💻 ˎˊ˗ ͏

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˗ˏˋ ◉ J 👨🏽‍💻 ˎˊ˗ ͏ @octothorp.bsky.social · 11h
wut 😶 🧊
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A long horizontal sign based on the ones at CTA stations that tell what stop you’re at. It’s gray with red, purple, and brown bands at either ends. Four pigeons are perched on the sign in various pigeon poses as a sunrise is seen in the background. The sign itself reads, ‘Maybe It will happen today’
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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Muse: oh wow it looks like you got shot and robbed. here’s what happened: after giving up your home address i told that dude “what are you gonna do, shoot me?” and that’s on me
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˗ˏˋ ◉ J 👨🏽‍💻 ˎˊ˗ ͏ @octothorp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Agents” in this headline = computer software/programs written by OpenAI. Whenever I see stories like this, I can’t help but think of Aaron Swartz and how he was treated, compared to the collective shrug this stuff—committed by multi-hundred-billion-dollar companies—is receiving from authorities.
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˗ˏˋ ◉ J 👨🏽‍💻 ˎˊ˗ ͏ @octothorp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So the YT algorithm has decided to start recommending me House Hunters episodes now .... but EXCLUSIVELY only the gay ones. 🥲
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i know what you are
Alt: i know what you are dog meme
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˗ˏˋ ◉ J 👨🏽‍💻 ˎˊ˗ ͏ @octothorp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This was so beautifully written! There is something so deeply, deeply broken in our society right now 😣 (And while yes, the most problematic angles were definitely amplified by social media, I can't help but also chide that initial stoking from the TV announcers too! Glad she called them out…)
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˗ˏˋ ◉ J 👨🏽‍💻 ˎˊ˗ ͏ @octothorp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lmao. I love that continued Ed Sheeran fuckery is how I found out there's a nor'easter storm happening this weekend 🤭
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Getlucky12341 @getlucky12341.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They literally allow wanted criminals at Universal Studios
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˗ˏˋ ◉ J 👨🏽‍💻 ˎˊ˗ ͏ @octothorp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After life got in the way for a bit, I finally finished “God Emperor of Dune” yesterday and now I don’t know if I should just stop there, or keep going with Books 5 & 6 too to finish out the original series 😵‍💫 🫩 🙃 📔📚
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˗ˏˋ ◉ J 👨🏽‍💻 ˎˊ˗ ͏ @octothorp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This…is why the entire concept of letting someone else control who YOUR ACCOUNT is blocking is terrible — especially with the way nuclear blocks work on this platform. But don’t try telling that to the fucking dorks at Bluesky, Public Benefit LLC.... They’ll just scream at you about waffles🗣️🙎🏻‍♀️🧇 … 🤭
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˗ˏˋ ◉ J 👨🏽‍💻 ˎˊ˗ ͏ @octothorp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
💯❕ I saw The Leftovers on that list and immediately knew the vibes were wrong 🙅🏽‍♂️ like, who wrote this???
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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liz holmes stan account @theranos.top · 25/09/2026
we used to have REAL MUSIC on the charts...
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˗ˏˋ ◉ J 👨🏽‍💻 ˎˊ˗ ͏ @octothorp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mr. Bernarr's self-titled album is such a joy to listen to fr ☺️
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WebDesignMuseum @webdesignmuseum.org · 20/09/2026
The peak of skeuomorphism: iOS 5 in 2011
The peak of skeuomorphism: iOS 5 in 2011
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˗ˏˋ ◉ J 👨🏽‍💻 ˎˊ˗ ͏ @octothorp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh no wait, I kinda agree w this one 🤭 lmao
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˗ˏˋ ◉ J 👨🏽‍💻 ˎˊ˗ ͏ @octothorp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lmao. Google, why?? 🥲
Four 3D views of a shocked yellow face rotating 180 degrees from front to back, revealing a butt at the rear.

Caption text below the graphic reads: “Just kidding! Butt, IMAGINE!”

Paragraph below this reads: “In 3D, we have to invent the unseen, finding the truth of a symbol so it feels warm and intentional from every perspective.”
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They’re right and they should say it
“The recklessness of the tech oligarchs pushing AI on our society has been matched only by their rampant dishonesty.”
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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's a good thing we don't have a mountain of fiction on why we shouldn't use AI in military equipment, because then humanity would look really stupid when the inevitable happens.
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˗ˏˋ ◉ J 👨🏽‍💻 ˎˊ˗ ͏ @octothorp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lmao. Isn't one of the main reasons iOS devs whine online that "designing for Android is so haaaard!! 😿😿" because of the fact that they have to consider multiple screen sizes and use adaptive/responsive designs? I wonder how many of them know what Apple is expecting them to do starting with 27.1? 😬
The 2026 iPhone Duo in 6 different positions (or "poses" as they call it in Cupertino), clockwise from top-left:

1. Closed, vertical
2. Open, horizontal
3. Open, vertical
4. Half-open, vertical
5. Half-open, horizontal
6. Closed, horizontal
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Squirrels on suicide missions have knocked out power to Castle Rock, Colorado twice this week. Our investigation has revealed a century of squirrel attacks covered up by the pro-squirrel media.
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have spent the afternoon scouring the archives to document a century of squirrel-on-human attacks in Colorado and the complicity of the pro-squirrel media. I will present my findings on Next at 6pm.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this week has gone on long enough tbh
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˗ˏˋ ◉ J 👨🏽‍💻 ˎˊ˗ ͏ @octothorp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh great..... Great great great! The Android 17 • QPR1 update fixed the Bluetooth battery status that they broke over the summer, but it also erased ALL app shortcuts & app activities 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 Suuuuuuuuper 🥲
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Digital lettering in a kind of fat marker style colored in bluish-greens. The letters have been extruded and warped back into space in reddish-maroon overwritten in in yellow-green inlines. Everything is outlined in white and set against an irregular mottled grayish-blue background shape. Perched in amongst the letters is seated a small pink bunny with its cheek resting in one paw, looking bored and impatient. The lettering, of course, reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Remmick will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Remmick in sinners
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 15/09/2026
FINNEAS has dropped out of Ed Sheeran’s tour: “Artists must not be silenced when they speak up for the oppressed. I have decided to withdraw from my upcoming tour dates with Ed Sheeran. I stand with Palestine and its people.”
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
NEW YORK (AP) — At least three supporting acts quit Ed Sheeran's tour after Macklemore is dropped over pro-Palestinian comments onstage.
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˗ˏˋ ◉ J 👨🏽‍💻 ˎˊ˗ ͏ @octothorp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Love it when everybody starts hating on someone you've hated for YEARS.... Like, yes! Welcome to the party 🤗 grab some chips
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Brooklyn Nine Nine: Welcome to the Party, Pal!
Alt: Brooklyn Nine Nine: Welcome to the party, pal!
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Una Mullally @unamullally.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Irish musician Aaron Rowe has said he is withdrawing as a support act on Ed Sheeran’s tour.
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is a very big deal. For those who don't know, this is not an opening act. This was the Irish band that backed Ed Sheeran on the tour, including at MetLife, on the song Galway Girl and others. He has lost his own backup singers and band over this. It's huge.
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˗ˏˋ ◉ J 👨🏽‍💻 ˎˊ˗ ͏ @octothorp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Lmaooooo This is absolutely sending me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 14/09/2026
the mold whispering into JK Rowling's subconscious: "you should put on your website a list of every mean thing you think anyone's ever said about you just in case someone doesn't know you're in the Epstein files"
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˗ˏˋ ◉ J 👨🏽‍💻 ˎˊ˗ ͏ @octothorp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Loool. Amber Ruffin is an absolute treasure!!! 🥰 😂 So so glad that @HIGNFYus.bsky.social is finally back for a new season! 😁 🙌🏽
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˗ˏˋ ◉ J 👨🏽‍💻 ˎˊ˗ ͏ @octothorp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
*deep negro spiritual inhale* All the time I turn around brothas gather 'round, always looking at me up & down, looking at my ( ¡ᵘʰʰh! ) I just wanna say it now: I ain't tryna 'round up drama little mama, I don't wanna take your man! And I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited and I ke—
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˗ˏˋ ◉ J 👨🏽‍💻 ˎˊ˗ ͏ @octothorp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yeah that transition animation is soooo smooth 🧈👌🏽 And watching it makes me wish Google had done something similar to make their ridiculous SINGLE home screen layout (which is shared across both the folded & unfolded states) kinda meaningful, instead of an embarrassing amateurish limitation 🥲🥲🥲
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teekay @iamtkp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
good morning
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˗ˏˋ ◉ J 👨🏽‍💻 ˎˊ˗ ͏ @octothorp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My dad made ribs yesterday, and it's taking every ounce of self-control to not just demolish these leftovers in one sitting today 🥲 🤤 🐖
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˗ˏˋ ◉ J 👨🏽‍💻 ˎˊ˗ ͏ @octothorp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wait..... THAT'S the "lesson" the writer took from reading these two stories‽!! That is absolutely mental... Jesus Christ
Earlier this year, a Waymo faked having mechanical problems to pull over when two passengers were drinking alcohol and firing a toy gun out of the back of the car. In that instance, the riders Waymo snitched on were also juveniles. So let this be a lesson to teens: if you’re gonna do dumb stuff, don’t do it in the back of a robotaxi.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Digital illustration in a black and white graphite/charcoal style. The title character of Nosferatu (2024) is advancing toward you with his big mustache and one hand reaching from under his big furry coat. Probably with ill intent. You are free to imagine that Orlock is in fact about to really give the business to someone who actually deserves it. Whoever you like. As the scratchy lettering around his head says, ‘maybe it will happen today’.
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Casey Newton @caseynewton.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Excited to put all my money into Jack Dorsey Uninsured National Trust Bank
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˗ˏˋ ◉ J 👨🏽‍💻 ˎˊ˗ ͏ @octothorp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This thread just kept getting better with every post 😁
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
pay living wages for all workers. tax the shit out of billionaires. happy labor day.
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˗ˏˋ ◉ J 👨🏽‍💻 ˎˊ˗ ͏ @octothorp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Was cleaning out old apps I don't use/need on my phone, and I'd forgotten how many random one-off experimental apps Google's engineers would release back in the late 2010s 😅 What a time!
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˗ˏˋ ◉ J 👨🏽‍💻 ˎˊ˗ ͏ @octothorp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Made the mistake of buying candy corn yesterday..... the bag is already ⅔ gone 🫣
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˗ˏˋ ◉ J 👨🏽‍💻 ˎˊ˗ ͏ @octothorp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
😊 This was cute..... And it was cool to finally get to see the story that sparked the TV show! But man is it short .... Only 75 mins! I definitely liked the changes they made to the story to expand & bring it to TV… And of course now I'm kinda feeling a Kim's Convenience 🏪 rewatch soon 😁
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
ME: everyone except dave can go to the carnival DAVE: hey no fair ME: not for you, no
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nacho likes airplanes @nachochip.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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