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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 12h
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hand holding up a sign that reads "ICE IS TRAINED TO KILL US"
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Arizona guy @ocotillos.bsky.social · 20h
“Magic”
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can you imagine if Hasan Piker said something like this? The NYT would have a 6 byline story on it in 30 minutes. They'd publish 15 op-ed pieces within a week and it would be the topic of every podcast they produce.
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Anthony L. Fisher @anthonylfisher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Found the perfect screengrab to use the next time someone tries to tell me I’m missing out on important discourse by not using Elon Musk’s mircoblog site
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/10/2026
anyway in a just world a giant cartoon piano would fall on hanania and tracey in the middle of their pro rape podcast
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Arizona guy @ocotillos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m using AI to make my wife cum so I have more free time to look at my phone
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Conan O' Brien Throws to Commercial @conanintro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Arizona guy @ocotillos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A couple more layers and this is a Mr. Show sketch
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 28/09/2026
Former ‘South Park’ writer Toby Morton has created a website to expose information about Cornell University’s administration in response to the group sexual assault case: “Accountability should not disappear when the headlines do. And we all know this headline will disappear.”
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Arizona guy @ocotillos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Only one way to beat this
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We're Called Juggalos
ALT: We're Called Juggalos
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Arizona guy @ocotillos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think you’re risking setting off the biases of the interviewer, whether it’s a reusable water bottle or a pumpkin spice latte or a canned energy drink. I brought my big metal water bottle the last time I was looking for a new job.
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's disgusting watching people buying into the "Tucker Carlson is making sense?!" bullshit and it's probably time to wrap our heads around the fact that the people susceptible to this are unconsciously fascist curious and just need the ugly delivered to them in an "acceptable" package
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Arizona guy @ocotillos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Funniest possible outcome
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Arizona guy @ocotillos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKING SAMURAI VEN… aw crap never mind
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Arizona guy @ocotillos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
(Complimentary)
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Arizona guy @ocotillos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Shit
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵
Martin Kao, CEO of defense contractor Navatek, poses next to Sen. Susan Collins for a photo. Collins is holding a model of a boat in her hands. Behind them is a large sign with the Navatek logo.
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Arizona guy @ocotillos.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Good job snuffing out unity before it starts.
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Arizona guy @ocotillos.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It must take so much energy to be as racist as Stephen Miller. Just thinking of different groups of people to get mad at for minding their own business and living their lives and figuring out how to make their lives worse
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 01/07/2026
Begging a single journalist out there to ask how this policy will be enforced.
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David Schraub @schraubd.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Big winner for Dems is an “Anti-Pedophilia Protection Act” which prohibits genital inspections or other intrusive “gender verification” tests in youth sports.
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Arizona guy @ocotillos.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The problem with political centrism is eventually you run out of other people’s money
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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This birthright ruling is why I just refuse to tolerate all the Democrat garment rending over NY voters choosing progressive candidates. They are incapable of governing in this moment. The politics of appeasement and centrism gets us to a 5-4 decision on the constitutional question.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Lot of bad rulings today, but realistically this basically drags U.S. youth sports into a perma-AAU setting. Don't want your kid's dick and balls checked by the state because he grew his hair out? Sorry, the cops can just do that now. Ruling will just privatize and make expensive kids playing ball.
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Arizona guy @ocotillos.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I live in America and I hate suffering, so this checks out
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/06/2026
JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights
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Taylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The govt’s effort to remove anonymity from social media/the internet is not remotely about “protecting children”, it’s about enabling stuff like this
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Arizona guy @ocotillos.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
… should I be watching soccer?
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Arizona guy @ocotillos.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It’s weird how many horny rap songs there are yet you almost never hear the word “boner”
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The Irish Times @irishtimes.com · 27/06/2026
Hungarians turn out in thousands for first Pride march since Viktor Orbán was voted out
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Hungarians turn out in thousands for first Pride march since Viktor Orbán was voted out
Far-right former prime minister had sought to outlaw event among other anti-LGBTQ+ policies
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Arizona guy @ocotillos.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Woman: “ …Wouldn’t I also be a lion?” Incel: “In this metaphor I’m trying to have sex with a zebra. Or maybe like, an ostrich?”
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Arizona guy @ocotillos.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
ANYWAY, I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT WHEN I SAW THAT NEWS.
THATS BECAUSE THE ARTICLE YOU READ WAS FALSE, AND HERE IS THE EVIDENCE THAT IT'S FALSE
WELL, EVEN SO.
THE FACT THAT I COULD BELIEVE IT TELLS YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THE CURRENT STATE OF AFFAIRS.
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EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
SORRY I MEANT TO SAY GEE WHIZ
WHAT AN INTERESTING
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Arizona guy @ocotillos.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Moderate Democrat before jumping in: “We’ve instituted a 16-page, 2 hour application process to make sure you’re poor enough to swim in the public pool!”
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Arizona guy @ocotillos.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
You have to give Zuck credit, he has a good eye for things that make society objectively worse
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Arizona guy @ocotillos.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Given how necessary this set must be for storyboarding, I hope you deduct it on your taxes
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Arizona guy @ocotillos.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Why would they write a story where everyone just says yes? The tension between stupid vaccine opinions and knowing lots of people with Lyme disease is the whole point
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Arizona guy @ocotillos.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It’s weird how people call this a stressful show. To me it’s a hangout show where the characters are always growing and getting better. I’m rooting for pretty much every character.
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Arizona guy @ocotillos.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
In Arizona just south of Phoenix. AZ just got a Buc-ee’s so I assume it’s gone now
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Arizona guy @ocotillos.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
True, I expect pharma to keep the v word out of their marketing for this. “Protection shots” “Tactical biological tick defense”
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Arizona guy @ocotillos.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Hikers stay on trails. Hunters are more at risk
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Arizona guy @ocotillos.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
He’s clearly never met a canvasser for a moderate dem, which only seems to happen in the general election. They’re always progressives who are apologetic about the candidate’s centrist stuff.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 27/06/2026
"Gather around, everyday working people, and allow me to lay out a grand vision for a brave new world. A world in which all economic functions are done by computers and robots. A world where the very concept of having money no longer exists (for all of you)."
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In Our Glorious AI Future, There Will Be No Such Thing as Money (For You)
“In the future, there is such a thing as money. But there’s no such thing as your money. All the money is our money.”
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Arizona guy @ocotillos.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
“It’s wild what used to pass for crime and corruption back then”
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 25/06/2026
i truly cannot grasp the minds of people who watch film or tv adaptations of books they like just hoping to see the page rendered exactly on the screen. a completely alien way of moving through the world
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Arizona guy @ocotillos.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Mission Accomplished
Alt: George W Bush after winning the gulf war and proving neoliberalism is the way.
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Arizona guy @ocotillos.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Yeah I don’t know how you even do art about the seductiveness of violence without pulling in chuds like moths. I think of The Shield, which (spoiler) was 2 seasons of fuck around followed by 5 seasons of Find Out and people, including cops, were watching all the way through rooting for Vic
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Arizona guy @ocotillos.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Sal Buscema wins. He looks like he’s posing for the cover of an old country album
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