Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Mike Evans is one of my all-time favorites, dude is so fun when he's on 000
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Ben Johnson is just trying to get these players killed at this point 000
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The postgame quotes from MLF and Ben Johnson are gonna be so good 000
Reposted by Fastest MarioUser with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 06/09/2026An account with this avatar was just blocked. 01631440
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 05/09/2026My unasked-for thoughts on the NL MVP race is that it isn't a race at this juncture, it's obviously PCA and he should win by a pretty wide margin 100
Reposted by Fastest Mariosdy292.bsky.social @sdy292.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Enes Kantor should be banned from all WNBA & NBA areas. Simple. Full stop. He is specifically there to antagonize your force. Make fans uncomfortable and disrupt their experience and lastly, it’s fair to deem him a security risk because done antagonistic behavior. Stop the fucking tap dancing. 121171
Reposted by Fastest MarioBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Kinda weird Kanter isn’t in handcuffs. Never seen a guy at a game ask a player to fight (man or woman) from 10 feet away and not get lumberjack match’d by security. 673878365
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Enes Kanter is just an absolutely massive creep. A supremely subhuman being. Pond scum in human form 030
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Camp Miasma is going to awaken in someone a sexual attraction to honey mustard and it's hard to argue that it *wasn't* actively trying to do that 020
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Probably a hot take but MCU Dr. Doom looks boring as shit. Robert Downey Jr doing a bad accent for a character with no setup, just some exposition being like "his family died and now he's eeeeeevil!" 101
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Sometimes you spend 45 minutes making a shitpost out of a scene from a TV movie from the 80s and you know what? That's fine youtu.be/mMAqola4AA8youtu.beThe brain worms wonYouTube video by Fastest Mario 000
Reposted by Fastest MarioBen Hanson @yozetty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Based on the attract screen, you won't see the name of this 90s arcade game coming... 9445821721
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 10/08/2026"That's a proper fucking, by the Nooooorth!" is right up there with "bad pussy" for the worst lines in the extended GoT-verse lol 100
Reposted by Fastest MarioSpooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026The other MLB teams when a new great player is available on the market 1375
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 02/08/2026The NBA is operating under a disastrously bad CBA that actively punishes teams for having great players. That's not better! 210
Reposted by Fastest MarioBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Odysseus and his men landing on an island where they have to play basketball against the Harlem Globetrotters 573112556
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Not a coincidence that Sophie Cunningham is playing the culture warrior card now while she's a certain someone's teammate lol. She knows she'll be on Fox News or in a Ben Shapiro movie within three years 020
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Great job on this one, ESPN, really crushed it! I'm sure this WNBA who is utterly unremarkable in terms of actual skill definitely merited the spotlight 110
Reposted by Fastest Marioalt.tv.pink-opaque @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026film critics in 1955: I’m sorry this image goes too fucking hard, please take it away, put Oklahoma! back on 1260188
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Saw the Rockies score today and immediately thought of @schmanthonyp.bsky.social lol 110
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Obvious flagrant on Wemby. Really bad non-call 010
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Genuinely not sure you can play Fox in the second half if you want to win this game 141
Reposted by Fastest MarioJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/06/2026the mlb regular season is heating up 312183246
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Some catastrophic hero ball from Fox this quarter 050
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Brunson is selling and the Spurs still can't do it. This is over 020
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 06/06/2026No way that should have been a T on Robinson lol come on 000
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Broadcast trying to make excuses for an obvious trip from Hart lol 000
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Unbelievable that KAT got that pass to the corner off lmao 010
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Castle having 3 fouls is probably good for the Spurs because it forces them to play Harper more lol 000
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Wemby does not have the psychic advantage on Towns that he had on Chet, KAT is punking him 100
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 06/06/2026The trailers for the new minions movie truly make me feel insane 000
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Feels like it doesn't bode well for the Thunder that they're trailing at the half after how bad that second quarter was for San Antonio 010
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Caruso throwing guys to the ground, par for the course 000
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Utterly comical win probability curve here 010
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Jayson Tatum making an incredible comeback from his Achilles injury just to lose to a dogshit Sixers team in the first round would be an incredible bit, I have to admit 030
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 27/04/2026The NBC scorebug makes this playoff game look like Summer League 010
