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@oceanviewdining.bsky.social
934 followers 169 following 411 posts

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Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I'm old enough (three years old) to remember when the discourse was that the MLB playoffs were flawed because the best teams were getting eliminated early and mediocre regular season teams like the 2023 Rangers and 2021 Braves were winning titles
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Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Great job on this one, ESPN, really crushed it! I'm sure this WNBA who is utterly unremarkable in terms of actual skill definitely merited the spotlight
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Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
POV: you just saw the hidden evil
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Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Finally did it
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Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Utterly comical win probability curve here
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Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Meme of the Paul Dano Riddler with bottom text reading "He doesn't know!"
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Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Well, I would say it was the Seahawks and Patriots, respectively
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Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
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Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
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Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
That's so right
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Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Yeah that'll do it
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Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Jesse Rogers is certainly finding himself an interesting niche as a guy who carries water for adult scumbags who cross the line at baseball games
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Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Michael Baumann with the upset out of nowhere!
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Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Fellas, this is what you can get out of one (1) reply to @fraserramon.bsky.social
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Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Magic getting rinsed by this guy right now
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Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I think there are a lot of people with the Shedeur thing that have just been desperate to beat up on the kid tbh
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Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Houston right now
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Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
"It can't be all about the money" oh okay man
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Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
If this isn't the most bootlicking shit I've ever read in my life lol good lord
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Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I've always thought The Ringer's art style was way too extra, but I have to admit, it's incredible that they deep fried a picture of injured JuJu Watkins
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Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Baylor Scheierman putting himself on the shelf
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Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Found the Kanye subreddit
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Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
The post is funny but it's very important to remember that every post to AITA or any related advice subreddit is fake
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Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
This was where it ended
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Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
@samsheehan.bsky.social u like what u see?
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Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
10/10 no notes
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Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Never saved an image faster in my life dude
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Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Twitter is doing just fine. No cash flow problems to be seen here, no sir
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Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
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Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
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