Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Mike Evans is one of my all-time favorites, dude is so fun when he's on 000
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Ben Johnson is just trying to get these players killed at this point 000
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The postgame quotes from MLF and Ben Johnson are gonna be so good 000
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comThat's Your Voice? - I Think You Should Leave with Tim RobinsonALT: That's Your Voice? - I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson 000
Reposted by Fastest MarioUser with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 06/09/2026An account with this avatar was just blocked. 01631440
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 05/09/2026PCA would probably have been one of the better all-time MVP runners-up if that had happened. Actually makes me curious what that list looks like historically 000
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Being an elite defender and a top 2-3 hitter is rare, but it does have precedent. There's no comparison for Shohei hitting and pitching the way he has. If he got to, like, 150 innings, it would swing hard the other way, but he didn't. And that's not a knock on PCA 100
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I do think that the ticky tacky debates about whether it's more valuable to be the best defender in the sport or to throw 85 innings at a 1.79 ERA are pretty silly and sell Shohei short, if such a thing is possible 100
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I understand why Cubs fans are defensive. There's always going to be a desire to make things seem closer than they are, and an MVP race being a blowout is objectively pretty boring, so the league and the media want to drum up a competition. Plus the other guy is the most marketable man in the sport 100
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 05/09/2026My unasked-for thoughts on the NL MVP race is that it isn't a race at this juncture, it's obviously PCA and he should win by a pretty wide margin 100
Reposted by Fastest Mariosdy292.bsky.social @sdy292.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Enes Kantor should be banned from all WNBA & NBA areas. Simple. Full stop. He is specifically there to antagonize your force. Make fans uncomfortable and disrupt their experience and lastly, it’s fair to deem him a security risk because done antagonistic behavior. Stop the fucking tap dancing. 121171
Reposted by Fastest MarioBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Kinda weird Kanter isn’t in handcuffs. Never seen a guy at a game ask a player to fight (man or woman) from 10 feet away and not get lumberjack match’d by security. 673878365
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Enes Kanter is just an absolutely massive creep. A supremely subhuman being. Pond scum in human form 030
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Camp Miasma is going to awaken in someone a sexual attraction to honey mustard and it's hard to argue that it *wasn't* actively trying to do that 020
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Also, god, feels so bleak seeing Ian McKellen in these trailers. He's got the AI slop LotR movie coming up too. He's making bank of these things so good for him I guess, but man it sucks to watch lol 000
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Anyways the movie will make 11 billion dollars at the box office because they know people like Dr. Doom, and that's the only button they had left to press after they catastrophically fucked up the whole Kang thing 100
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 15/08/2026The fight scene with Thor they're so proud of is like the most boring predictable shonen villain setup. Omg he blocked Thor's attack so easily, he's so strong!! 100
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Probably a hot take but MCU Dr. Doom looks boring as shit. Robert Downey Jr doing a bad accent for a character with no setup, just some exposition being like "his family died and now he's eeeeeevil!" 101
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Sometimes you spend 45 minutes making a shitpost out of a scene from a TV movie from the 80s and you know what? That's fine youtu.be/mMAqola4AA8youtu.beThe brain worms wonYouTube video by Fastest Mario 000
Reposted by Fastest MarioBen Hanson @yozetty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Based on the attract screen, you won't see the name of this 90s arcade game coming... 9445831722
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Happy birthday Brian! Hope it's a great one 010
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Okayest show of all time. Enough good stuff to keep me watching but it's always sandwiched by weird and dumb decisions. A shame they've limited themselves so much by cutting these seasons down to eight episodes 000
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 10/08/2026"That's a proper fucking, by the Nooooorth!" is right up there with "bad pussy" for the worst lines in the extended GoT-verse lol 100
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Counterpoint boxd.it/4MlHnXboxd.itA ★★★★½ review of World Trade Center (2006)Great and emotional film 131
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I will say 2 takes basically the same core gameplay concepts and just does them all better and more smoothly. In a lot of ways, it's 1 again but with better tech and more money behind it 010
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I love MGS1 dearly but it is certainly tough to revisit in terms of gameplay. Incredible for its time but it's aged badly in that regard. Thankfully, if you plan to continue with the series, the gameplay only gets better with each successive game 100
Reposted by Fastest MarioSpooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026The other MLB teams when a new great player is available on the market 1375
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Literally both of those deals happened in better environments for the sport than the current one that has incentivized each of the last three champions to make their teams worse on purpose 000
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I wish it was a closer series but I was excited for the matchup. Also that Nats title in 2019 was electric 101
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I'm old enough (three years old) to remember when the discourse was that the MLB playoffs were flawed because the best teams were getting eliminated early and mediocre regular season teams like the 2023 Rangers and 2021 Braves were winning titles 020
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I'm as sick of the Dodgers as anybody, but 29 MLB owners are hoping like hell that they can ride the wave of Dodgers hate to a deal that raises their bottom line without having to spend money to win baseball games 131
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 02/08/2026The NBA is operating under a disastrously bad CBA that actively punishes teams for having great players. That's not better! 210
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 02/08/2026They are infuriating! But it does kind of feel like they're the only team playing the proverbial meta right now. Some of these other orgs should absolutely be going for this! Why are, like, the New York fuckin Yankees pinching pennies all the time? Maddening state of affairs in this league! 100
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Just need a salary floor without the cap. But idk, a lot of teams could have outbid the Dodgers on this one and they didn't. Think this is a pretty massive blown opportunity for my Brewers in particular. This is your opportunity to get one over on the boogeyman! Why are you not going for it? 100
Reposted by Fastest MarioBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Odysseus and his men landing on an island where they have to play basketball against the Harlem Globetrotters 573112556
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Not a coincidence that Sophie Cunningham is playing the culture warrior card now while she's a certain someone's teammate lol. She knows she'll be on Fox News or in a Ben Shapiro movie within three years 020
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Can't be ignored if you put her bullshit on the front page, that's for sure! 010
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Great job on this one, ESPN, really crushed it! I'm sure this WNBA who is utterly unremarkable in terms of actual skill definitely merited the spotlight 110
Reposted by Fastest Marioalt.tv.pink-opaque @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026film critics in 1955: I’m sorry this image goes too fucking hard, please take it away, put Oklahoma! back on 1260188
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Hunter Goodman has claimed the title of Big Dumper by right of conquest 010
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Saw the Rockies score today and immediately thought of @schmanthonyp.bsky.social lol 110
Fastest Mario @oceanviewdining.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Harper plays 10 mins a game if Doc is coaching lol 110
