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There once was a man from Japan, Whose limericks never would scan. When asked why it was, He answered, “Because I always try to fit everything into the last line that I possibly can.”

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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 18h
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of the best reviews I’ve ever read. It’s about a movie I’ll never see, based on a game I’ll never play, yet somehow I came away feeling like a) my soul got washed, and b) I could recite the whole screenplay??
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I guess we finally know, “Why the long face?” 🐴
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Kash Patel defends FBI hiring policy on applicants who have engaged in bestiality
Senators question FBI chief on move to cut restrictions on agent applicants who have engaged in bestiality
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
God DAMN, hahaha
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Chat is it “mack-luh-more” or “mack-ul-more”
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WRMS Traffic & Weather Reporter on the 2’s @carnegro.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026
I missed FAMU honoring Dolly Parton at Miami Friday night.
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Doesn’t matter how he died, the effort to make Charlie Kirk a Revered Cultural Hero failed for the same reason you can’t make chicken salad out of chicken shit. Rush Limbaugh died of drugs & cheeseburgers and NO ONE quotes him/talks about how great he was, no observances, nothing. Just gone.
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Dolly Parton and Fred Rogers are gone, which means that the new moral center of the American conscience is Weird Al. I didn’t make the soup, I’m just telling you what’s in it.
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Weird Al Yankovic in Suit
ALT: Weird Al Yankovic in Suit
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The tree that moves some to tears of joy is, to others, just a green thing standing in the way….As a man is, so he sees. —William Blake www.alternet.org/trump-dc-gol...
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Trump cuts down oldest cherry blossoms in DC for his golf course
A few years ago the cherry blossoms given to the U.S. from Japan in 1912 had to be removed to rebuild the flood wall on the Tidal Basin in Washington D.C. The oldest trees left remained within East Po...
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Make your own 👇 gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton refused to license “I will always love you” to Elvis Presley bc he wanted (iirc) 50% of the songwriting rights. Just imagine for a second, as an emerging artist, saying “no” to Elvis Fucking Presley! No one compares to Dolly. Not then, not now, and probably not ever. RIP.
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
**CORRUPTION IS THEFT** That’s THE message, for the love of god
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“Why do liberals hate exercise?” —multiple village idiots
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
How I know this is bullshit: Why would a moon-factory need “humanoid” robots? Humans are quite limited, with our measly 2 hands. Why bother to build a factory on the moon, staffed by robots, then sacrifice efficiency to make the robots human-like…all for an audience of 0? #IDontWantToLiveOnTheMoon
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The near-misses will continue until morale improves
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
“I’m glad it’s you in there and not me.” lol
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/07/2026
Trump taps on Lindsey Graham's casket
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
sometimes you just feel like dancing
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hide your daughters, and your sports teams, from Donald Trump
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I know it’s not a competition but this country is at least as misogynistic as it is racist, and it is really really REALLY racist.
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Also reaffirming the insufferable “I drove my kid to practice, ergo *I* earned this & deserve payment for MY labors” These people, my god
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
what we need to do to the Supreme Court
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Mickey Mouse Rummaging
ALT: Mickey Mouse Rummaging
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Straight to Queen Bee today, unassisted!
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
In b4 Trump tells them it’s raining
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
So all the billionaires moved away in protest and crime went down, huh
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
You needn’t have visited the site to be mad about this story but those who *have been there are doubtless *SUPER* PISSED bc it’s hard to overstate how strict the rules are for visiting the memorial, not the least of which is THOU SHALT NOT ACT LIKE AN ENTITLED, LOOKY-LOO/JACKASS AT THE MASS GRAVE.
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Larger point here is that Trump’s refusal to endorse hurts Cornyn and Paxton MUCH more than his crazy ramblings hurt Talarico.
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
So, I have some experience going in front of elected bodies in a public forum & being given exactly 3 min to speak. Folks, doing this is HARD. I wrote out my speeches and practiced at home, & I was still nowhere near as compelling as this young man. No notes. The kids are alright.
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This right here, children, is why you take Humanities classes. Lest you get your entire ass handed to you by the Chinese who know western history better than you do.
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
2 things: 1. If you, as a parent, allow your little girl anywhere near Donald Trump, you should be thrown in jail for child abuse. 2. Zero chance in hell Trump would have said anything remotely similar to a boy. www.comicsands.com/trump-girl-h...
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Trump Slammed After Mocking Little Girl's Volleyball Aspirations Due To Her Height In Viral Clip
His lack of tact is truly astounding.
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Several Onions @amusitr0n.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
a good name for a horse would be Kris Klipclopperston
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
If you are an elected dem, it is incumbent upon you to have at least three threatening Trump posts ready to cite in moments like this. He threatens his political enemies EVERY DAMN DAY, they are not hard to find!
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
D.L. HUGHLEY: “Iran is stronger today — they fought the mightiest military in the world to a standstill… If I fight Mike Tyson and he doesn’t knock me out - I fuckin’ won.” @realdlhughley.bsky.social
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This cool begonia varietal is going great guns
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Me, after chaperoning that middle-school jazz band bus trip to Atlanta:
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I’ll give my Nobel peace prize to the photographer who captures the “who farted?” look on Hegseth’s face when he sees this
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Announcing the Kennedy Center 2026-27 season, featuring the Bugtussle All-City Kazoo and Jug Band Semi-finalists
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Amazing statement from the chaplain of the MN Timberwolves, I’m guessing in response to the craven press release co-signed by so many local CEOs today (inc the Timberwolves!) calling for the “deescalation of tensions” here but refusing to assign any specific blame or even *mention* ICE / CBP
STATEMENT FROM MATT MOBERG, CHAPLAIN OF THE
MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES

IF YOU'RE A CHURCH POSTING
PRAYERS FOR PEACE AND UNITY TODAY
WHILE MY CITY BLEEDS IN THE STREET.
MISS ME WITH THAT SOFTNESS
YOU ONLY WEAR
WHEN IT COSTS YOU NOTHING.

DON'T DRESS AVOIDANCE UP AS HOLINESS.

DON'T CALL SILENCE "PEACEMAKING."

DON'T LIGHT A CANDLE AND THINK IT SUBSTITUTES FOR SHOWING UP.

TONIGHT AN ICE AGENT TOOK A PHOTO OF ME NEXT TO MY CAR,
LOOKED ME IN THE EYE AND TOLD ME,
"WE'LL BE SEEING YOU SOON."

NOT METAPHOR.
NOT HYPERBOLE.
A THREAT DRESSED UP IN A BADGE AND A PAYCHECK.

PEACE ISN'T WHAT YOU ASK FOR WHEN THE BOOT IS ALREADY ON SOMEONE'S NECK.
PEACE IS WHAT THE POWERFUL ASK FOR WHEN THEY DON'T WANT TO BE INTERRUPTED.

UNITY ISN'T NEUTRAL.
UNITY THAT REFUSES TO NAME VIOLENCE
IS JUST LOYALTY TO THE ONES HOLDING THE WEAPONS.

STOP USING SCRIPTURE LIKE CHLOROFORM.
STOP CALLING YOUR FEAR "WISDOM."
STOP PRETENDING JESUS WAS CRUCIFIED BECAUSE HE PREACHED GOOD VIBES AND PERSONAL GROWTH.

YOU DON'T GET TO QUOTE SCRIPTURE
LIKE A LULLABY,
WHILE INJUSTICE STAYS WIDE AWAKE.

YOU DON'T GET TO ASK GOD TO
"HEAL THE LAND"
IF YOU WON'T EVEN LOOK AT THE WOUND.

THERE IS A KIND OF PEACE THAT ONLY EXISTS
BECAUSE IT REFUSES TO TELL THE TRUTH.

THAT PEACE IS A LIE. AND LIES DON'T GROW ANYTHING WORTH SAVING.

THE SCRIPTURES YOU LOVE WEREN'T WRITTEN TO KEEP THINGS CALM.
THEY WERE WRITTEN TO SET THINGS RIGHT.
AND SOMETIMES THE MOST FAITHFUL THING YOU CAN DO IS STOP PRAYING AROUND THE PAIN AND START STANDING INSIDE IT.

IF THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE-GOOD.

GROWTH ALWAYS IS.
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
“The more you fight, the more it will hurt.” Every time they open their mouths, they tell on themselves. #Rapists
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
IMPEACH-CONVICT-REMOVE IMPEACH-CONVICT-REMOVE IMPEACH-CONVICT-REMOVE IMPEACH-CONVICT-REMOVE IMPEACH-CONVICT-REMOVE IMPEACH-CONVICT-REMOVE IMPEACH-CONVICT-REMOVE IMPEACH-CONVICT-REMOVE IMPEACH-CONVICT-REMOVE IMPEACH-CONVICT-REMOVE @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Even if they did buy the 5-year-old fast food (which I don’t believe) that doesn’t make kidnapping him or using him as bait an OK thing. Epstein often connected his victims to college and job opportunities, too; abusers almost always want to be seen as “helpful.” DON’T FALL FOR IT.
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
He’ll drop the suit right after Dimon presents him with the J.P. Morgan Money Bag Award for Lifetime Achievement in Money-ing. Comes with matching monocle.
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I’m a cancer survivor. My doctors didn’t try to “reform” my tumor. They cut it out, poisoned it, zapped it with radiation, and then starved whatever cells might have remained that imaging missed. And it worked! This post is about #ICE.
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
He’s a rapist whose psychological makeup is 100% id. “I want it. You have it. I’m taking it.” That’s the explanation for every action he has taken, both as president & in his private life.
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Note to self, never let Mike Waltz stay in your Airbnb
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Womp, I say, verily. Womp.
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I’m a cancer survivor. My doctors didn’t try to “reform” my tumor. They cut it out, poisoned it, zapped it with radiation, and then starved whatever cells might have remained. This is not a post about cancer.
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Can @democrats.org grab a clue from this? People are crying out for you to PUNCH DONALD TRUMP (metaphorically, ofc) IN HIS FAT, STUPID FACE EVERY DAY. “Trump is a crook who protects pedophiles. He gets no D votes & no money to advance any portion of his agenda, EVER.” Impeach-convict-remove
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