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There once was a man from Japan, Whose limericks never would scan. When asked why it was, He answered, “Because I always try to fit everything into the last line that I possibly can.”

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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Tim Gunn Eww Gross
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Me fail English? That’s un-possible!” -Ralph
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He’s also masterful at not getting trapped in culture-war nonsense and stepping on rakes. Ossoff has the moral high ground, and he isn’t afraid to OCCUPY it.
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Our government will produce and distribute an actual *SNUFF FILM* at the same time it’s banning books & drag shows. WE ARE NOT OK
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Usa Flag
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’ve always thought our government should do more like the British here—just straight up yell at each other. It would be a lot more honest than this “My esteemed colleague on the other side of the aisle” BS 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😒😒😒😒
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fucking YES
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Excited Baby Says YESSSSSS!!
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Pro-life”
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You’re teaching them to love reading, and that you love them enough to teach them to love reading. Read to them every day, starting on the day that they’re born, make it fun, and don’t stop until they’re in 3rd grade.
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Believing Bullshit” by Stephen Law is also a great one. And people who are more into videos could watch the Amazing Randi’s appearances on the tonight show, debunking the faith healers and psychics.
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Again, he’s fundamentally a rapist/wife-beater. “If I can’t have you, no one can, Stop making me hurt you,” etc. He’ll destroy what he can’t possess. It’s disgusting and frightening but also…boring? He’s got NO juice, the hate just pours out of him now & ppl are getting sick of it.
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
All I want to know about this speech is how many times he calls Ken Paxton ugly. Everything else is lying.
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Im Halved I’m Halved
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
CBS News in 1945: “Former chancellor of Germany and sometime visual artist, Adolf Hitler, died today…”
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Philip Seymour Hoffman as Brandt: 'That's Marvelous'
ALT: Philip Seymour Hoffman as Brandt: 'That's Marvelous'
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is what happens when you cut funding for the arts in education.
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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The Critic: Nothing Of Value Was Lost
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I immediately suspected he was lying about the “lifelong democrat” thing, but maybe one good takeaway is that republicans are growing wary of calling themselves republicans. That sense of shame & embarrassment will be critical to our national recovery.
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is incredible; thank you, Sir!
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol, he called paxton ugly multiple times at Trump-a-palooza.
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“I love the poorly educated”
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of the best reviews I’ve ever read. It’s about a movie I’ll never see, based on a game I’ll never play, yet somehow I came away feeling like a) my soul got washed, and b) I could recite the whole screenplay??
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dang, that was absolutely terrific!
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎯 You don’t get to tell the cop that you thought the speed limit only applied to other people because you, personally, need to be Somewhere V. Important (as opposed to All These Peons)
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Agreed & I don’t think we’ve hit rock bottom. In the next 2y we could have another pandemic, environmental catastrophe, or economic depression on top of the Iran quagmire, & when he runs out of countries to invade he’s going to come for us. (Or at least he’ll try…he’s not very good at anything.)
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Austin Powers: Allow Myself to Introduce Myself
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There is SO DAMN MUCH misdirected anger in our country. Ppl would rather bury themselves economically (or even, in the case of Covid, literally) than deal with their own cognitive dissonance resulting from the consequences of their dumbass voting habits. They’ll never change, they’ll just die mad!
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The emoluments clause violations in the early weeks of trump1 were the test, and we failed. The *SECOND* we decided that some laws were antiquated & therefore not worth prosecuting, it was over. The slippery slope was a decade ago!
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I suspect it’s some of this that keeps leftist policies from taking hold, but there’s also the pervasive myth that in America, anyone can be one of those Rich Kids “if you just work hard enough”
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At least he didn’t spend this money helping Ken Paxton
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The WHCA two-step: 1. Surrender integrity for access 2. Lose access
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One big reason it seems like the markets corrected & we haven’t seen the “Armageddon” numbers yet is because China basically stopped buying oil. What do we think happens when they start up again?
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“I am dumb and feckless. Please vote for me and my friends.”
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Iran sure does, tho (Knows how to model the endgame, that is)
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Man's Hilarious Confused Look
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thank you for all of your work.
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The four-chord troubadour
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What’s the inside poop here? Does he just not want to have any vote re Hegseth generally bc it’s embarrassing, or does he know that there are republicans who’d vote to impeach?
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m nervous about how China will react. My (admittedly sophomoric) understanding is that they reduced oil purchases a few months ago & that lower demand is a main reason we haven’t seen the “Armageddon” prices so far. They could cook our goose if they wanted to…yes?
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh man, the lifted-truck bros are gonna be so mad they’ll have to, to….to…..put another 3%er sticker on their car or something
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Gotta believe that some of the hate comes from people realizing $5K is nothing; it won’t change anything for their own lives & meanwhile Trump keeps saying how “everyone” is getting rich. They’re starting to figure out the con. #It’sABigClubAndYouAin’tInIt
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Abider @obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I guess we finally know, “Why the long face?” 🐴
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Kash Patel defends FBI hiring policy on applicants who have engaged in bestiality
Senators question FBI chief on move to cut restrictions on agent applicants who have engaged in bestiality
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