Reposted by Hagatha CrustyJohn Sauer @johnsauerart.bsky.social · 14hSummoning The Imp Of Delinquency, 9"x12" oil 2024 (sold) #mischeif #halloween #johnsauerart 0103
Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 11hTimes it's okay to use speakerphone in public 1. To have a messy breakup 2. To ask about someone's weird medical thing 3. To ask experts things about my specific special interests for me because I have phone anxiety 040
Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 20hReminds me of the bit from "Bugs Bunny Rides Again" 000
Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Gus always falls asleep in the middle of movies 061
Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026 Third date after the first blood moon, but before Jupiter enters the fifth house, unless mercury is in retrograde, then it's the first date after the third sunday of the equinox. Don't schools teach anything any more? 000
Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 Should be included in psychological assessment tools for personality disorders, honestly. 010
Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I shove my phone camera in the eye hole for bird pics a lot. 010
Reposted by Hagatha CrustyMike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s October 1st 844371534
Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Saw a good sticker in Harrisonburg Virginia 021
Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026When it gets cold enough that the non-lap cat becomes a lap cat 🥲 150
Reposted by Hagatha Crustydisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm here you fuckaas bitch 112922
Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Cities are so cool. Like yes, I would like to go to trivia, then karaoke, then see a live band and finish off the night with a vegan burger at a metal-head bar on a weeknight. 1101
Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I've been basically offline for the last 2 months and I can confidently say everyone online is clinically depressed and everyone irl is also clinically depressed. 080
Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Today is also my wedding anniversary, but only 6th. 110
Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Even candy flipping I just don't want anyone's face that close to me. 010
Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This is super beside the point but who fucks on LSD? Good lord, no thank you. LSD is for hanging out in nature and never using a mirror. 232
Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Everyone on my gift list gets Darn Toughs for xmas 000
Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Tons of brass bands from all over, great place to get in with local players and freeee 010
Reposted by Hagatha CrustyHagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 21/10/2025 trapped by the boob in a mammogram machine when the apocalypse starts 151
Reposted by Hagatha Crusty👻 oct-BOO-cryptid 🎃 🜬 @octocryptid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Debating if I should continue my healing journey or go insane 064
Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026What if we kissed by the clitoris rock formation 130
Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026You can make fun of burning man, God knows I do, but it's the best time you can have while having a terrible time. 060
Reposted by Hagatha CrustyPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Some people are so universally beloved that I think we shouldn’t be told when they die. Let us figure it out eventually but never receive confirmation. We should always be able to idly speculate that somehow there’s a chance they *could* still be alive 13031300
Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026One of Dolly's underrated bests youtu.be/CD8bW1rWqOA?...youtu.beDolly Parton - Why'd You Come In Here (Official Video)YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO 030
Reposted by Hagatha CrustyEric Orchard @inkybat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I don’t trust artists who get less weird as they get older. Something went horribly wrong for that to happen 6986
Reposted by Hagatha CrustyRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 25/08/2026my one guarantee to my customers is i am absolutely not going to listen to your input about what you want under any circumstances 922312
