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The Oboe Hater

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WHEREVER NACHO PENETRATION IS LESS THAN TOTAL, YOU'LL BE THERE.

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The Big Lebowski is like watching someone do a blind playthrough of a point and click adventure game and get everything right first try

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yoshi ate all the indigenous ppl on that island btw

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[letting a goose sit in my lap while I drive] I'll use the pedals, you can do the horn.

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my wife told me she's never once in her life "installed software." a holy queen, her hands unspoiled by the dust of the material world

Accidentally watched the wrong Wizard of Oz spin off. No singing in this one, only horror and a chicken shitting in a rockman's mouth

Tried to watch Forrest Whitaker's new movie but couldn't see it for the trees.

Hello, since everyone seems to be doing this here are some things about me. 1. I like to make things up 2. I invented the Uroclub (you're welcome)