jack o’brien @obrienjohnjack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026told a straight woman at brunch she should be Amelia Bedelia for Halloween 040
jack o’brien @obrienjohnjack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026found my new favorite bookstore in little tokyo 080
Reposted by jack o’brienJason Gore @jasongore.bsky.social · 10/10/2026PUBLISHER: We’d like you to write a book with MrBeast. JAMES PATTERSON: Money? Sounds good to me! 191
jack o’brien @obrienjohnjack.bsky.social · 10/10/2026i’m a sucker for a themed cocktail. this is the Crystal Lake 1253
Reposted by jack o’brienMichael Varrati @michaelvarrati.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This upcoming EXORCIST movie is the seventh in the franchise. I just hope they make two more so the tagline can be "possession is 9/10ths of the law." 2286
jack o’brien @obrienjohnjack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026watching East Of Eden and thinking about Mike Faist’s fat hog in his old timey pantaloons. Cathy made points 140
jack o’brien @obrienjohnjack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026what video game should i get for this heatwave? Dune today? or Star Wars Podracer on Tuesday? 200
Reposted by jack o’brienillumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/10/2023sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds 5386202584
jack o’brien @obrienjohnjack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I Can See Everything is THREE HOURS omg we are about to feast 140
jack o’brien @obrienjohnjack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the way Mulder and Scully use email is so funny to me 010
jack o’brien @obrienjohnjack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026if i wrote a book and a prestigious critic said this about it, i maybe wouldn’t include it in the pull quote but 🤷🏻♂️ 010
jack o’brien @obrienjohnjack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026now why is this star wars video game character making me feel a certain way 171
jack o’brien @obrienjohnjack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026tomorrow morning i will have my first cup of coffee in one week. i am making a plan. might wanna go to a special shop for it. t-minus like 12 hours. 130
jack o’brien @obrienjohnjack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026a side effect of hollywood not making comedies for so long is that when people see the slightest irony in a horror movie they guffaw like hyenas. 170
jack o’brien @obrienjohnjack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026guy who clearly knows nothing about sex: “it’s like sex” 051
Reposted by jack o’brienkenny 🙋🏻♂️ @itskenny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026thinking about when Wendy Williams held that guy’s hand like this 2242
jack o’brien @obrienjohnjack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Not to go #feet mode on here but these tabi socks might be my favorite souvenir from Japan. Having that one toe gap is so clutch. I can hold a pencil in there! 0100
Reposted by jack o’brienMichael Varrati @michaelvarrati.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The iced coffee discourse is such corporate claptrap. It's a beverage. Bring it wherever you please. To an interview. To a victory. To a defeat. To a midnight gathering where you're expected to tell a scary story to a tribunal of peers who are expecting excellence. Life is short. 14114
Reposted by jack o’brienAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Room empties out at the UN as Netanyahu begins his speech. 1883286226990
jack o’brien @obrienjohnjack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026there were two types of gays in LA last night: Robyn at the Forum gays and Mel C at the Fonda gays. 250
Reposted by jack o’brienZach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 23/09/202666% of straight women don’t wash their ass and will not see heaven. 161
jack o’brien @obrienjohnjack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026a week without an iced americano is tantamount to a coma for me at this point 120
jack o’brien @obrienjohnjack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026my teeth are killing me after the dentist. how am i going to get to sleep 010
Reposted by jack o’brienKKSliderVEVO @weaselingaround.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Clue (1985) 🤝 inviting your friend in a polycule to your wedding one plus two plus one plus one 0203
Reposted by jack o’brienpriscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026yeah man, that's the beauty of LA 2943
jack o’brien @obrienjohnjack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026there should be a podcast about me hosted by guys that want to fuck me 150
jack o’brien @obrienjohnjack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026interesting choice of book in the dentists waiting room. maybe for people getting their jaws wired shut? 010
Reposted by jack o’brienPop Crave @popcrave.com · 16/09/2026New posters for ‘The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping.’ 08213
jack o’brien @obrienjohnjack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BREAKING: Chop Chop Master Onion will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran 140
Reposted by jack o’brienChris Yogerst @chrisyogerst.com · 15/09/2026Paul Verhoeven for the win here -- “It’s an honor, isn’t it?” he said, laughing, before adding: “When [the Trump administration] talks about Starship Troopers, they should be aware that it’s based on the style of Leni Riefenstahl..." 183
jack o’brien @obrienjohnjack.bsky.social · 14/09/2026do I want to be the type of person that has a mars attacks bumper sticker on my car?  140
Reposted by jack o’brienGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/02/2025 341181224
Reposted by jack o’brien☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026we joke about how white people don’t have culture but as someone who grew up with an asshole father who prides himself on This Kinda Thing the truth is white culture is harming other people, taunting them when you can’t harm them directly, and then victimizing yourself when either has consequence 26313
Reposted by jack o’brienAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/09/2026Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... " 1375339678300
