oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 16hhaving a partner who cooks for you is rad, always. but a partner who cooks mango sticky rice?? come the fuck on 100
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 20hwhat is a worse discomfort - congestion or a pimple right on the border of your lip? 100
Reposted by oatKasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Here is my personal/official prompt list for Drawtober. Everyone is welcome to use it however they like! 8391141
Reposted by oatoat @oatbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026me as a teacher: “kids today are so sensitive” me at home: “where the FUCK is my good lotion, my hands are dry and i will murder” 001
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026too late to text your friends? leave your dumb thoughts on Bluesky™️* *not the ones about current events 000
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026youtu.beKids In The Hall - Simon & HecubusYouTube video by FBIVideo1 010
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026sometimes you just need to rent a karaoke room with your favorite people. hot damn. this life may in fact be worth living 001
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026this morning on my way to work, my brain said “leaving at 6:30 is goated when being early is the vibe” and now you have to deal with it too 001
Reposted by oatCheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026GoFundMe was a lot more effective when it was called taxes. 025877
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i was driving by new building construction today and wondering if an experienced human was leading the building or if it was AI. not like i was ever gonna buy a house, but sure as shit not a house built after like 2022 010
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026my school has a rolling flu shot clinic so i got my vax today. and even though my kids didn’t see which shoulder i got it on, they were all like homing pigeons. they kept touching me and playfully slapping me where the shot was. the bandage was not visible. deep ancestral knowledge 000
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026this weekend i finished the BBC Poirot episodes with David Suchet and it’s too early to start rewatching them. but it’s also too early to start twin peaks. help me 🫠 100
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026it’s been about a month. donate to the Dolly Parton Imagination Library please 000
Reposted by oatSpoopy Name: SUDDENLY JAX DISCOURSE @dottiedoggo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026PLEASE help me out urgently needed Down to needing $160 for an un expect med bill now due in 6 days so asking for help Sorry short notice didn’t know it was coming. If you can assist me with it: www.PayPal.me/DeeDentalDamn Thank you #TransCrowdFund #MutualAid #MutualAidRequespaypal.mePay Den Elms using PayPal.MeGo to paypal.me/DeeDentalDamn and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries. 011
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026we’re rapidly approaching the point where the rich are the Eloi from HG Wells’ “The Time Machine” and tbh i couldn’t be happier to create a society of reading- and math-literate kids who can easily replace them 000
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026polar opposite of my partner, who refuses to put enough pressure on my body to even crack my back, which is sweet in its own way. you really think a tall hulk of a person can get broke like a celery? thank you for being gentle with me… 001
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026one of my 1st graders, after dismissal has started but they haven’t dismissed him yet: “can i play on my computer?” me: “not right now sweet, they’ll call you any minute.” him: *in the cadence of an old man* “DAMmit.” me: *holding back laughter* “not a school word, honey” 000
Reposted by oatNilah "Nine Jobs" Magruder @nilahmagruder.com · 23/09/2026I have a lot of discussions with people who just don't believe individual action can have much of an impact even though world history is full of examples proving otherwise. By the way the two women who spearheaded this were Mary Manning and Karen Gearon. Nimrod Sejake was in Ireland in exile. 1365156
Reposted by oatSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 23/09/2026They not even checking the meat anymore… they just putting the sticker on out 65018
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026me as a teacher: “kids today are so sensitive” me at home: “where the FUCK is my good lotion, my hands are dry and i will murder” 001
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026gave this #dtiys to my 1st graders and the results were great (1/3) 2304
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026hey fellow 38-42 year olds. do you have dead skin? here is a body wash i use and love. rub it on with your hands and let it sit. wash it off. get your exfoliating gloves and GO TO TOWN, because your skin has been prepared. no washcloth needed for this - put it on, wash off, then exfoliating gloves 100
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026one of my autistic 1st graders talks to himself while he works, and as long as he doesn’t get loud, he knows it’s fine. today we were going on a scavenger hunt through a book (about libraries) and he was saying “let me cook you some delicious eggs. i will cook for you, skeleton baby.” lol 000
Reposted by oatCopper Hamster @copperhamster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My friend got a picture of them all together. 77125325119
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026my sources tell me that AI is vaxxed. i am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this. 001
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026me and my nephew have a pitch but it involves my nephew (12 years old) and he’s the doctor 010
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026what do you mean? of course i’m fine. this is the normal black sentient bile everyone barfs up 000
Reposted by oatcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go 123145112811
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026i ordered this shirt so fucking fast that my thumbs bled. then i doubled down and commissioned a shirt from a local Black designer/educator (Carl Sagan quote). BUY FROM ARTISTS 110
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026i don’t think people realize how much or little their skills would translate to a barter economy. i on the other hand can teach children from birth to 7 years, plus i can knit. if you don’t have skills or goods you can barter, maybe learn some. i want a money-less society like right now 100
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“the gayest movie ever made”? weird, i didn’t know zack snyder made velvet goldmine 001
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026sure would be a great day to free Palestine. anyway, what’s up? anything going on 000
Reposted by oatoat @oatbee.bsky.social · 23/08/2026well, i’m not from here. i didn’t realize that buying property near the enchanted forest meant dealing with all the fairy shit. and there’s SO MUCH fairy shit! and you never can get the glitter off the paving stones 011
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026weird that my dad is nice now that he’s a Presbyterian. that’s weird right? but nice also. he’s kinder now. that’s nice, right? he seems less fearful of Islam now. that’s good, yeah? 100
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026my partner just said the cutest thing. “i have something to tell you! but i forgot. oh god. improvisational jazz recipes. a comet. chili. hedwig and the angry inch was in there. god damn it. i’m going over my train of thought… i really…” 15 years and it still feels like the very first time 000
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026we were dancing to a kidz bop video with sign language today, and one of my 1st graders was like “how come people use a language we can’t understand? only THEY understand it. kind of rude.” and i was like “welllll do you know who uses sign language?” no… “Deaf people. people who can’t hear.“ 110
