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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
bought a bunch of weird-looking pumpkins and brought them to school. (pics related but they’re not the actual pumpkins.) my favorite part was the kids slapping and knocking on them and one kid said “they’re shallow!” so i corrected “they’re HOLLow” and one of them said “of course, hollow ween”
orange and green turban pumpkin - a pumpkin that is more flat and looks more like a filled donut than a pumpkinwhite pumpkinblue pumpkin - a dusty blue that looks gray or green in certain light
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rod Serling at the beginning of the twilight zone. I’m imagining this post in his voice
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Notes app screenshot that says:
Song ideas
I'm Growing Fond of Dracula
Death's the Only Way (of Getting Extra
Sleep)
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ronald McDonald is making a clearly tired face. text is in comic sans and reads “just about mcfucking had it”
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my students drew a pumpkin girl in their own style. this artist imagined a whole background that was not in the originalmy students drew a pumpkin girl in their own style. the student wanted to name the girl Lori (which has been erased) but decided on “Jordan”
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my students drew a pumpkin girl in their own style.  we see a mostly black and white renditionmy students drew a pumpkin girl in their own style. this is full color and features bunniesmy students drew a pumpkin girl in their own style. the name is obscured for privacy. this student focus on her dress patternmy students drew a pumpkin girl in their own style. the color choices are very different from the original
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
gave this #dtiys to my 1st graders and the results were great (1/3)
my students drew a pumpkin girl in their own style. this one includes the mushroom bunnies but just bunniesmy students drew a pumpkin girl in their own style. this student focused on the girl and the colors of her clothingmy students drew a pumpkin girl in their own style. this student focused their drawing on the facemy students drew a pumpkin girl in their own style. this student focused on how the pumpkin girl made her feel (yellow and pink)
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i will always request more plant pics
Werner Herzog saying “i would like to see the baby” in the mandalorian
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hey fellow 38-42 year olds. do you have dead skin? here is a body wash i use and love. rub it on with your hands and let it sit. wash it off. get your exfoliating gloves and GO TO TOWN, because your skin has been prepared. no washcloth needed for this - put it on, wash off, then exfoliating gloves
kwailnara dalgona exfoliating body wash
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
terrible idea 4358: frozen beer concentrate
Minute Maid orange juice frozen concentrate oozing out of its package into a large plastic pitcher. a wooden spoon waits nearby to stir/mash/beat the frozen logPabst blue ribbon beer
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i will never get over how gossamer opens bobby pins with its teeth. A+ animation
gossamer opens bobby pins with its teeth in “water water every-hare”
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
showing my Gen X coworkers this was so different from showing my millennial coworkers
Simpsons meme. A Simpsons character is replacing a “364” with a “365” on a sign that says “Days without Charlie Kirk saying something racist”
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
just saw the new netflix doc about that bad Australian breakdancer. white hagiography. they really tried to make me feel sorry for her. i don’t! and i felt like her invoking misogyny for her failure was one of the reasons we all disliked her! do a doc about a Black girl who has the world against her
poster for the Netflix doc “Raygun: Breakkng Badly”. rachel gunn is doing her “iconic” kangaroo move
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
since there’s a block now, here’s the quoted skeet for posterity
hailey @hailey.at

bsky isnt ready for this but, if you need a reason to not use words like "clanker" that isn't "well its kinda not a great thing to do" (it isn't) imagine this:
future model that has you in its training data, knows you posted that word online with joy, and denies your insurance claim as a result
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
if you grew up in poverty in the USA and you got signed up for Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library, you might have kids of your own. it’s been going (31 years) for longer than i’ve been teaching (19 years)
Celebrating
31 Years
of Dolly Parton's Imagination Library
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
let’s be friends!
Oat
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
hey do any of you losers play livly island like me
Livly Island
Owner Name
Oat
mmnfr6v7
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
i think trans women should be able to make little jokes without the rest of the community coming down on them like they’re ruining the optics when the opposition never cared about optics
Norman Rockwell man standing up to talk meme
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
agent cooper from twin peaks is talking to diane on his tape recorder in the car. the pacific northwest outside has been replaced with tv static. text reads: “what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i'm frothing with hate”
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
11:11 PM • Sep 5, 2025
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
so my nephew hates Rose, talks about the Doctor’s eyebrows, and tells me he hates Jack Harkness because he’s gay. then after season 4 i get this text:
You know what I'm sad about?

What?

Rose got to live the rest of her life with the doctor clone but jack didn't (eight crying emojis)

Awwww I'm sorry honey

Sad face
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
promo from the 2011 miniseries “the slap.” it continues, “whose side are you on?”
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Killua from HunterxHunter and his yoyo
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
new swear just dropped
an ad for a plushie of the Virgin Mary. the item description reads “Holy Breathing Mary”
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
perfect convo with my nephew
Me: “I like the fun episodes in every series rather than the big important ones. I call it "just hanging out on the ship" (I also love One Piece, so I love it when the crew gets to just kick back and have fun)”

Nephew: “I've never seen one piece but they have they're own Lego sets”

Me: “It's an amazing show but like... so far it's like 1100 episodes.
That is not a typo”

Nephew: “Dear God what kind of monster do they have drawing that”
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
buy them this and wink knowingly
The Quicksand Book by Tomie dePaola
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
she looks like she’s a lamb in the nativity decoration, regarding the baby jesus
tabby cat relaxing on a sidewalk at the top of some steps. she is luxuriating in the outdoorsslightly different angle of the cat in the same position and setting as the first pic
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Marge Simpson holding a potato and saying “I just think they’re neat!”
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
i could be wrong, but i think it’s a ballerina hippo from fantasia made to look like Degas’ “little dancer.” maybe everyone already caught the references, but they made me laugh.
a hippo in a tutu from the Disney movie Fantasia Edward Degas’ sculpture “Little Dancer of Fourteen Years”
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
sopranos screenshot. silvio is saying “it’s anti Italian discrimination”
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
“B. Hinds? Is there a B. Hinds here?”
moe on the phone taking a prank call from bart
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
i love big boi so goddamn much. between this and his love of Kate Bush? shit. you know he considers the owls in his studio as pokemans
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
intrusive thought #45706
an egg topper is a device that applies pressure to an egg in a particular way, which results in the top of the shell popping off in a perfect hemisphere marc andreessen
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
about a year ago i got this shirt from @flaviusvalens.bsky.social and it’s still beautiful and i still get loads of compliments. treat yourself to one today! bsky.app/profile/flav...
tie-dyed shirt with blue, brown, purple, and red dyes, plus negative white space
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
MOODY GARDENS PYRAMID
Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
this Quran app has an audio file you can download that reads the Quran in Arabic, in the traditional musical tones. it is fantastic to listen to, even though i don’t know Arabic
Quran by Quran.com app in the Apple App Store
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
sketchbook page showing crude outline drawings of “fall things.” shown: leaves, thanksgiving food, squirrels, hot drinks in mugs, meat, mushrooms, squashes, acorns, cornucopia, and pumpkin spice lattessketchbook page showing “spooky things,” including flowers (hush) skulls, teeth, ghosts, cats, spiders, lips with fangs, snakes, urns, and pumpkinssketchbook page depicting farm animals; chickens, horses, cows, honeybees, snails, beetlessketchbook page depicting farm and woodland animals; duck, fox, deer, hedgehog, owl, frog
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
a human, depicted just slightly better than a stick figure, is seen here reclining
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
for the first time in a long time, i drew pictures.
a line drawing of an extremely grumpy frog
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
STELLA WIFE
so many people are sending Goku love so he can make a spirit bomb
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
we caught a lizard today on the playground! we just had a field trip talking about animal classification so everyone was using their new vocab. “i see his spine! i see the ribs! he’s breathing! is it lungs or gills?? lungs, duh! lizards are dry! he changed color!” when i let it go they all screamed
a white adult hand is holding a green anole lizard while Black and Brown childrens’ hands pet it, all very gently
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
respectfully, Bhutan’s flag kicks ass
the flag of Bhutan is a yellow an orange field divided diagonally. it features a badass line drawing of a fucking dragon
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
invest
various examples of tiki glasses/cups
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
i too wish to possess one of the Three Treasures of the National Palace Museum
the jadeite cabbage is piece of jadeite carved into the shape of a napa cabbage head, with a locust and katydid camouflaged in the leaves
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Prime Minister Nielsen, my people yearn for freedom
tweet from Bob Golen @BobGolen

Greenland deploying their weather on us was an unexpected first strike.
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Adam Scott as ben wyatt from parks and rec. he’s supposed to be saying “it’s about the cones” but it’s been edited to say “it’s about the infrastructure”
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Werner Herzog with a speech bubble
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Kim Poong and Senshi are the same person, etc
celebrity chef and webtoon artist Kim Poongdungeon meshi character Senshi
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oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Son Jong Won and Laios are the same person, change my mind
Son Jon Wong, Korean celebrity chefLaios from dungeon meshi
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