oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 21hhaving a partner who cooks for you is rad, always. but a partner who cooks mango sticky rice?? come the fuck on 100
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026my tuxedo cat, Bear Bear, has what i call “the sleep magic.” simply by laying on me (his second favorite activity aside from eating), he can induce me to full-on snoring REM sleep 010
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026what is a worse discomfort - congestion or a pimple right on the border of your lip? 100
Reposted by oatKasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Here is my personal/official prompt list for Drawtober. Everyone is welcome to use it however they like! 8394143
Reposted by oatoat @oatbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026me as a teacher: “kids today are so sensitive” me at home: “where the FUCK is my good lotion, my hands are dry and i will murder” 001
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026too late to text your friends? leave your dumb thoughts on Bluesky™️* *not the ones about current events 000
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026nervously throwing the hitler gang sign whenever there is a pause in the conversation 020
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026putting my hand in the mouth of truth and saying i’m not a liar like i don’t even care 000
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026youtu.beKids In The Hall - Simon & HecubusYouTube video by FBIVideo1 010
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026trans men take NASTY DUMPS and DRIVE TRUCKS and SCRATCH THEIR ASSES 020
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026sometimes you just need to rent a karaoke room with your favorite people. hot damn. this life may in fact be worth living 001
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026this morning on my way to work, my brain said “leaving at 6:30 is goated when being early is the vibe” and now you have to deal with it too 001
Reposted by oatCheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026GoFundMe was a lot more effective when it was called taxes. 025877
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i call this the “fix your car” problem. so many guides say step one, pop the hood. great. step two, fix the car 030
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026like maybe we need a logistics class? or a logistics standard that increases for each grade level? how do you tell/teach another human so they can replicate your experience 030
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026we literally do this in first grade when we write “how-to” informational pieces. it starts early 110
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i recently saw practical magic 2 (lol lmao) and my favorite part was when the Big Bad Male was pontificating, they muted his dialogue and the whispered dialogue of the women took focus. shit movie otherwise but great choice there 020
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i was driving by new building construction today and wondering if an experienced human was leading the building or if it was AI. not like i was ever gonna buy a house, but sure as shit not a house built after like 2022 010
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026my school has a rolling flu shot clinic so i got my vax today. and even though my kids didn’t see which shoulder i got it on, they were all like homing pigeons. they kept touching me and playfully slapping me where the shot was. the bandage was not visible. deep ancestral knowledge 000
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026my partner has been having migraines every night for two weeks. he thinks it’s ragweed but it might be the pressure 000
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026fun fact: a made-for-tv movie of Thirteen for Dinner that stars Peter Ustinov as Poirot also stars David Suchet as Japp. it is intensely surreal 000
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026this weekend i finished the BBC Poirot episodes with David Suchet and it’s too early to start rewatching them. but it’s also too early to start twin peaks. help me 🫠 100
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Peter Cushing warhammer enthusiast *rubber stamps the file with the word “CANON”* 030
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026it’s been about a month. donate to the Dolly Parton Imagination Library please 000
Reposted by oatSpoopy Name: SUDDENLY JAX DISCOURSE @dottiedoggo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026PLEASE help me out urgently needed Down to needing $160 for an un expect med bill now due in 6 days so asking for help Sorry short notice didn’t know it was coming. If you can assist me with it: www.PayPal.me/DeeDentalDamn Thank you #TransCrowdFund #MutualAid #MutualAidRequespaypal.mePay Den Elms using PayPal.MeGo to paypal.me/DeeDentalDamn and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries. 011
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026we’re rapidly approaching the point where the rich are the Eloi from HG Wells’ “The Time Machine” and tbh i couldn’t be happier to create a society of reading- and math-literate kids who can easily replace them 000
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026polar opposite of my partner, who refuses to put enough pressure on my body to even crack my back, which is sweet in its own way. you really think a tall hulk of a person can get broke like a celery? thank you for being gentle with me… 001
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026one of my 1st graders, after dismissal has started but they haven’t dismissed him yet: “can i play on my computer?” me: “not right now sweet, they’ll call you any minute.” him: *in the cadence of an old man* “DAMmit.” me: *holding back laughter* “not a school word, honey” 000
Reposted by oatNilah "Nine Jobs" Magruder @nilahmagruder.com · 23/09/2026I have a lot of discussions with people who just don't believe individual action can have much of an impact even though world history is full of examples proving otherwise. By the way the two women who spearheaded this were Mary Manning and Karen Gearon. Nimrod Sejake was in Ireland in exile. 1365156
Reposted by oatSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 23/09/2026They not even checking the meat anymore… they just putting the sticker on out 65018
oat @oatbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026me as a teacher: “kids today are so sensitive” me at home: “where the FUCK is my good lotion, my hands are dry and i will murder” 001
