Oaksy ✨ @oaksy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I know some people love it but the world is ugly should be removed from the worlds collective consciousness somehow 002
Oaksy ✨ @oaksy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Let it be known - I am first in line for a bell beast stuffy 000
Reposted by Oaksy ✨one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 01/08/2026MLB TRADE DEADLINE UPDATE: Phillies announce they are trading a bullet into my fucking skull. 29811
Reposted by Oaksy ✨Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/07/2026emptying a clip into my lettuce 432555376
Oaksy ✨ @oaksy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026The night walk is becoming increasingly important to me n Bruce 000
Reposted by Oaksy ✨PatMakesArt @patmakesart.bsky.social · 10/05/2026FLYERS DONE SIXERS DONE YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS 210332
Oaksy ✨ @oaksy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Obsessed w the non Matt gelb host on Phillies therapy who crashed out for 45 minutes every week 100
Reposted by Oaksy ✨Matt Gelb @mattgelb.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Wake the neighbors. Call your mother. Crack open a cold one. The Phillies have won a baseball game. The 10-game losing streak is over. 1638831
Oaksy ✨ @oaksy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Best part of playing blue prince is living with Dan bc they tell me the answers when the puzzle is dumb 010
Oaksy ✨ @oaksy.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Books on yah phone is the greatest invention for anyone who works in the field 100
Oaksy ✨ @oaksy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026I love the Olympics I love to see the ugliest man do the most flips I’ve ever seen 000
Reposted by Oaksy ✨caro @litecholera.bsky.social · 14/02/2026as a stand alone movie, “Wuthering Heights” is insane (positive), and as an adaption of its source material, it’s insane (negative) 011
Reposted by Oaksy ✨dooski 🦑 @doo.ski · 08/01/2026cant wait for baseball season to start so me and the boys can go back to barking like wild dogs from the nosebleeds at citizens bank park surrounded by deeply concerned parents and children 082
Reposted by Oaksy ✨one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 01/02/2026in spite of everything, I am somehow still excited about Phillies baseball coming back. 71278
Reposted by Oaksy ✨Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 22/01/2026"Should we vote to give more money to the people shooting my constituents in the face?" is not a complicated political question. And yet, Democrats don't seem able to answer it. 18178531922
Reposted by Oaksy ✨Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Well, it’s the 9th anniversary of this today. No special reason for mentioning it now, obviously 3637271482
Reposted by Oaksy ✨rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 16/01/2026i wrote about laughing at ICE and that one margaret atwood quote about men being afraid of women laughing at them www.patreon.com/posts/148398... 121547315
Reposted by Oaksy ✨Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/01/2026for nfl teams like the pittsburgh steelers and houston texans, football is the name of the game 30113898
Reposted by Oaksy ✨mattbosque @mattbosque.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Hey Andrea? Hey Andrea? go FUCKING BILLS 021
Reposted by Oaksy ✨Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Happy solstice. Remember always that the light returns as the cold sets in. Hope returns even as everything gets worse. 543596
Oaksy ✨ @oaksy.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Why is Santa hot in commercials this year ?? Santa is famously an old not hot man - why are we doing this 000
Oaksy ✨ @oaksy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Football is the dumbest sport - what do you mean the guy picked up the ball to give it back to the ref and got the 2-pt conversion 010
Oaksy ✨ @oaksy.bsky.social · 18/12/2025If these drillers moved any slower, we would all become a glacier and get to work slowly shaping the geologic picture of the eastern seaboard 010
Oaksy ✨ @oaksy.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Breaking ! Girl with surgically repaired ankle incredibly nervous on ice - more at 11 010
Reposted by Oaksy ✨Kermitment - A Muppets Podcast @kermitment.com · 10/12/2025Have you taken a moment to think about Rowlf today? 23952142
Oaksy ✨ @oaksy.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Uh oh! Turns out 2 hits of weed at night was the only thing getting me to sleep at a normal time ! 010
Oaksy ✨ @oaksy.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Everyone thinks they have the number one kitten but I’m the only one whose right 190
Oaksy ✨ @oaksy.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Mr. Defunctland hates and loves the Disney corporation so much, it’s literally inspiring 0233
Reposted by Oaksy ✨Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 16/11/2025🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history. 341129472
Reposted by Oaksy ✨rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11/11/2025that said i do think del toro’s frankenstein erred by cutting the creature’s canonical performance of Puttin On The Ritz 735530
Reposted by Oaksy ✨lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/11/2025i would not be awed by the geico gecko if i met him or grateful for the money he's saved me on my car insurance. i would immediately step on him 58136985
Oaksy ✨ @oaksy.bsky.social · 07/11/2025If life were fair - my reward for how bad this year has been would be to find my old bike from college on Facebook marketplace 110
Reposted by Oaksy ✨Isabel J. Kim @isabel.kim · 06/11/2025i have been DYING to share this cover for SO LONG so everyone please look at it and not my face. 1114533
Oaksy ✨ @oaksy.bsky.social · 02/11/2025It’s wild that tom Brady hasn’t learned how to cheat out to camera yet 000
Oaksy ✨ @oaksy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025The funniest part of living by a college athletic complex is periodically hearing the national anthem in the middle of the day 000
Oaksy ✨ @oaksy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025If you break your ankle so bad you’re foot is facing the wrong direction - try to make sure you’re not enrolled in grad school at the time because otherwise you’re going to be in hell 200
Oaksy ✨ @oaksy.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Everyone I would late night phone call to yap has to betrayed me 110
