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stone cold steve autism

@nwife.bsky.social
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"if i am to be a guest at god's all-you-can-eat buffet, who would i be to not allow myself to simply indulge?" - me on the topic of dating women 📍 ma/ri, usa

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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
one more thought: id just like to thank effexor for saving my goddamn life fr idk im not used to having enough energy to actually be busy
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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
my life has worked out in a pretty cool way. being an assistant manager at a thrift store is gonna be such a good job for me in so many ways and then like im also creating an exit path from retail Slowly so i don't gotta do it forever. but its a rly fun job for at least the next few years
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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
educational Path update: i think i want to become a communications major now. but im probably not gonna declare until after i get my associates i dont think
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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
sorry i have been Dead. i am in college and also about to get a promotion at work and im so busy i barely have time to Breathe
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The Jigsaw Senator @senatormeow.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
they're selling twink dongs at the grocery store now
Hostess Ding Dongs x Twinkies mashup with delicious Twinkies cake covered in Ding Dongs fudge
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Ghostbara prints to usa: www.inprnt.com/gallery/guil... t-shirts, prints and much more to usa, europe and oceania: www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1595...
a painting of a ghost that's just a piece of fabric, but in the shape of a capybara
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Here are some nice (poisonous!) mushrooms
A cluster of rain-wet jack o lantern mushrooms grows from a stick strewn forest floor under a sunlit canopy. All photos by me
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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
i cannot wait to get my next paycheck
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⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆spookiki ⋆⁺₊🧿.˚⊹ @yourmotherxo.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
a lot of beautiful things have happened to me / i just need to remember what they are
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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I Love Everyone Actually
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mimill💖🛸 @mimillmon.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
cat scan 🐈
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 20/07/2025
@toughluck.bsky.social 👀
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hi it’s me @espeonxcx.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
A yellow tent from animal crossing new horizons with text that says “I’d hotbox tf out of that”
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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Hey, look, they named a pizza after you
A picture of a frozen pizza at a grocery store that says sausage chaser pizza on the label
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🪄🎃✨️BOOka✨️🎃🪄 @maybe-a-mermaid.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Me and who
2 earthworms curving into each other to form a heart, theyre photoshopped over a picture of a field surrounded by glitter effects
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Honey 💤 ZOMST ARC Ი𐑼 @honeyedstranger.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
How it feels to be on ur period
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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
i love all my mutuals who still follow and interact and support me despite being a mentally ill mess just saying
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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
ne ne papa wine wo choudai
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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
more to air out: all my dad wanted was to have a little girl. he had me and was so happy and loved me so much. he died when i was 10 but i know he died happy. frankly i dont know how long ill be able to stay alive for and maybe i want something like that okay
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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
open.spotify.com/track/2nifuj...
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Why Didn't You Stop Me?
Mitski · Be the Cowboy · Song · 2018
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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
MORE REAL TALK: sometimes i think like what if i just got my iud removed and TRIED. but also like my iud is literally the reason i can even hold down a job bc my natural periods are actually debilitating. i probably can't even get pregnant without it. this is stupid. lol
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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
drunk and just gonna admit it. i wish i was capable of getting pregnant accidentally and without effort and am incredibly jealous of ppl who have accidental babies. there i said it
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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
i discovered this cover on tumblr when i was like 14 and im still obsessed with it to this day open.spotify.com/track/4WNV9W...
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The Suburbs
Mr Little Jeans · Pocketknife (10th Anniversary Edition) · Song · 2024
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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
ok oomfies i have gotten my first period in 4 years . does anyone know of a good period tracker app that is irregular period friendly. i dont want some bitchass app telling me to take a pregnancy test if i go another 4 years without bleeding
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ soup ˖ ࣪ ⊹ @soupbowling.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
why does flirting with someone i actually genuinely like a lot feel like learning how to talk to another person for the very first time
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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
a kind of good thing about my Issues (probably heds) is i have rly soft skin. especially on my hands. ppl always tell me how soft my hands are and its cute. nobody notices the permanent blister i have on my hand from literally just opening bottled drinks. lolzers
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
There's nothing more punk rock than being kind to people
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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
yes im still on my anti beard crusade
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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
i dont even know why im on The Apps anymore. i dont even touch them i just like occasionally open hinge to see who liked me, press x on anyone who has a beard, and consider the people who don't and seem cool but ultimately am too shy to say anything 🧍🏻‍♀️
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Rosie🌷 @lozyrosie.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Don't forget to water your fish!
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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
i love hard cider and beer and my new friends and acquaintances i never speak to and weed and stupid memes and nature and pocket monsters and and
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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
anyways we're bringing back papa fuck
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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
i have to make The Manifesto my pinned
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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
n (パパファック♡) ★ 25 ★ they/she ENG ok/日本語 🤏🏻 average audhd media Enjoyer ♥ kmusic/jmusic + emo bands + nintendo + thrillers + more!! ♥ beer connoisseur and renowned Internet Philosopher . society is still not ready for me minors and people who like getting into internet conflict pls leave me alone. ty
SOCIETY ISn'T READY FOR ME.
I Am A Woman. I Am Gay. I Have Severe Depression.
I Think Killing People Is Bad. I Want To Fuck Anime Women With Large Breasts. My Teeth Are So Sharp, Sometimes I Wound Myself. I Have Never Had A Job, As Employers Are Too Afraid To Hire Me. I Once Slept On An Unmade Mattress For 6 Months. I Cannot Reproduce, As My Uterus Is Only Capable Of Spawning Demons. I Am Plagued By Frequent Back Pains. I Am So Sexy, God Had To Handicap Me By Making Me Explicitly Gay And Giving Me Debilitating Social Anxiety So I Could Not Fuck The Entire Population.
My Legs Don't Always Work. I Can't Watch Mainstream TV Shows Because They Are Unrelatable And I Am Just Too Cool To Understand. I Have Rabies.
Sometimes I Cry When I See Women, Because They Are Beautiful. I Use Internet Terms In My Everyday Speech And Nobody Knows What The Fuck I Am Talking About. My Brain Is Poisoned By The Information Age. I Have Gone 2 Months Without Leaving My House Before. I Want To Singlehandedly Fight All Of The Billionaires In The World. I Stan Loona. I No Longer Have Any Desire To Change Any Of These Factors.
I Love Myself. One Day I Will Overthrow God.
MILLENNA S FEAR ME.
ZOOMERS WANT WHAT I HAVE.
BOOMERS WANT ME DEAD.
Like And Share If You Relate :)
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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
new rule: from now on if there is any conflict on my tl and someone is Very Clearly the one in the wrong i am blockinh them on sight. life is too short for me to allow my hair to fall out in clumps over internet kinnie shipping drama or wtfever
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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
lowkey i may have some tea to spill lol
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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
i must just say i love all my oomfies on here ever if we like never interact at all yall are just like such cool people
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 05/07/2025
@toughluck.bsky.social
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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
drinking hard cider and sending my ex foot pics how is everyones elses night
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yumbrite @yumbrite.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
It's a pickle. It's a pup. It's a pupckle? [ #art #cuteart ]
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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
my ex's mom's fat little chihuahua died. im so fucking sad actually
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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
enrolled in my classes for the fall today and i found out that i don't actually need to do algebra for my degree and can substitute it with statistics.... THANK FUCKING GODDDDD
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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
i have reached the level of old where i just b forgetting to change my age in my bio after my birthday because same shit different toilet
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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
saw the unhinged ass cry for help shitpost i made as a chronically unemployed and severely traumatized 19 year old 6 years later randomly on my insta feed and got absolutely fucking oneshotted by it. how is everyone elses night going
SOCIETY ISN'T READY FOR ME.
I Am A Woman. I Am Gay. I Have Severe Depression.
I Think Killing People Is Bad. I Want To Fuck Anime Women With Large Breasts. My Teeth Are So Sharp, Sometimes I Wound Myself. I Have Never Had A Job, As Employers Are Too Afraid To Hire Me. I Once Slept On An Unmade Mattress For 6 Months. I Cannot Reproduce, As My Uterus Is Only Capable Of Spawning Demons. I Am Plagued By Frequent Back Pains. I Am So Sexy, God Had To Handicap Me By Making Me Explicitly Gay And Giving Me Debilitating Social Anxiety So I Could Not Fuck The Entire Population.
My Legs Don't Always Work. I Can't Watch Mainstream TV Shows Because They Are Unrelatable And I Am Just Too Cool To Understand. I Have Rabies.
私はババファック
Sometimes | Cry When I See Women, Because They Are Beautiful. I Use Internet Terms In My Everyday Speech And Nobody Knows What The Fuck I Am Talking About. My Brain Is Poisoned By The Information Age. I Have Gone 2 Months Without Leaving My House Before. I Want To Singlehandedly Fight All Of The Billionaires In The World. I Stan Loona. I No Longer Have Any Desire To Change Any Of These Factors.
I Love Myself. One Day I Will Overthrow God.
MILLENNIALS FEAR ME.
ZOOMERS WANT WHAT | HAVE.
BOOMERS WANT ME DEAD.
Like And Share If You Relate :)
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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
the cool thing about living on the border of two states is u can like, just claim both of them. im a masshole AND a rhodehole
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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
the sabrina carpenter strawberry dunkin drink fucks so hard
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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
my witchy friend did a tarot reading for me and twink boy and the results came out so good... we going ✈️ delusion
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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
lowkey i want to change my pfp to gangle from tadc (she just like me fr) but this n layout goes too fuckin hard
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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
shoutout to effexor tho fr
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stone cold steve autism @nwife.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
well shit i just started taking a snri... thats probably why i felt so awful today
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