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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun

@ralphy.ca
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People have thrown dirt on my name and others have given flowers. But it's all a garden to me. Beloved pervert. Vancouver. Venter. Shitposter. America's sweetheart.

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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 10/10/2026
Say what you will about R. Kelly (piece of shit), his stupidity was at its finest with "Trapped In the Closet"
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 08/10/2026
I'm sorry, what?
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 07/10/2026
Facetiming loudly with NO earphones? Fuck you. Die.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 06/10/2026
holy crap, today at work can't get any worse. the only redeeming thing was me talking to my work crush. <3
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 05/10/2026
I'm trying to work but getting micromanaged to hell and back really is pissing me off
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 04/10/2026
Genuinely fucking hate these gaza bots
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 03/10/2026
Aaaaaaaaa people whining loudly in the bank. Shut the fuck up please.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 03/10/2026
This pink Darth Vader from the thrift store is on my desk at work because it looks adorable as hell.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 03/10/2026
"support small businesses" but said small businesses use ai generated shit for their signs instead of supporting a local graphic designer.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 03/10/2026
Ms. Rachel is amazing
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 02/10/2026
oh my God this is the greatest thing I've ever heard in my entire life
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 01/10/2026
This looks so funny
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 30/09/2026
This Madison Beer emote works so well with Joker from Persona 5
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 30/09/2026
"Barbie Girl" is such a fun song. Also, this is my band consisting of Persona 5's Joker, Chappell Roan, Laufey, and Stone Cold Steve Austin.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 30/09/2026
I didn't.... I didn't know it's Zelda themed when I ordered it. I just like the color. 😭
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 30/09/2026
Oh no, I'm getting a crush again
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 29/09/2026
Goddamn, they're going into DMs now.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 29/09/2026
Posting two blog posts tonight just because I'm performative. www.ralphy.ca/2026/09/conv...
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Convenience of Choice
Lately I've restarted by CD collection after I bought a CD player on a whim. I specifically bought this JUST because it looks like a record ...
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 29/09/2026
Delusions are better than my reality ✨
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 29/09/2026
Baby, I was born this way. Britney Spears said that.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 27/09/2026
Me arriving 2 minutes before the group chat ended. I MADE IT!
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 27/09/2026
These lapel pins are ADORABLE
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 26/09/2026
Weekend beef bowl
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 26/09/2026
Somehow I look forward to seeing the dentist. I enjoy going there.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 26/09/2026
When I'm in a horrible headspace, I put on the movie "Goodfellas" before bed.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 25/09/2026
This accountant ghosted us for 2 years and now replied. If I wanted to be ghosted, I'll talk to women.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 25/09/2026
I just wanna be content with life, man
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 24/09/2026
as a lawyer, throwing a bitch fit at the law firm is totally the way to go. jackass. die.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 23/09/2026
Being a man is so easy. All we do is be depressed over a woman and play video games.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 23/09/2026
I don't sympathize to people with “attractive people problems". LMAO fuck off with your privilege.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 22/09/2026
Did I tell you that Chappell Roan included a letter to her dead grandpa in her album lyrics sheet with songs about getting eaten out and doing it crazy style? Man, that was fucking weird.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 21/09/2026
Mental health days matter.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 21/09/2026
FUCK OFF
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 21/09/2026
Booted up my Switch Lite JUST to play Final Fantasy 1 Pixel Remaster for a bit. Somehow this didn't make me fall asleep compared to when I played Dragon Quest XI earlier today on the PS4.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 20/09/2026
I'm so fucking tired of these fake Gaza accounts spamming.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 20/09/2026
I bought a new game JUST to see if I can kick the Fortnite habit. I cannot.
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ANT @allelitegraps.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 15/09/2026
Somehow I wanna install Fortnite on my Switch 2 to play it on the go but I just KNOW I'll have a miserable time playing it in handheld mode
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 13/09/2026
Editing a meme using an old Nickelodeon show I love (Rocko's Modern Life)
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 11/09/2026
Someone in my apartment building left a box of DVDs out so I had to pick a dozen of them. These are just some of the ones I chose.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 10/09/2026
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 09/09/2026
I hate reaction videos with this shitty ass style of thumbnail. "OH MY GOD, GUYS, IT'S SO HYPE!" Take a shower.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 07/09/2026
How the hell are Nintendo 3DS XLs so expensive now? I bought a used one in 2023 for $213 Canadian and now they're like $395. The fuck happened?
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 07/09/2026
I bought a pint of strawberry frozen yoghurt and I'm happy tonight
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 07/09/2026
Went for a walk today. It's peaceful.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 05/09/2026
Maaaan, all the progress I made in therapy has been set back. :(
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 05/09/2026
Just finished watching Coyote vs Acme in the theater. If I were to rate it on a scale of 3000, 1 being awful, 2 being a masterpiece, 3000 being bad, 950 being great, and 155 being excellent, I'll give this movie a 2002, which is not bad, pretty okay.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 04/09/2026
I just got a random pocket dial voicemail from Florida.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 04/09/2026
Gonna be watching Coyote vs Acme tomorrow night. This is gonna be me tomorrow.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 02/09/2026
I thought that said "Salmon Porn" 😭😭
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