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NurseKelsey (she/her) 🌈✨🎉❤️🏳️‍🌈

@nursekelsey.bsky.social
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Mama. Trauma ICU nurse. Introvert. Runner. Dog lover. 🏳️‍🌈 Strong believer in science & medicine. BLM. Prochoice.

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NurseKelsey (she/her) 🌈✨🎉❤️🏳️‍🌈 @nursekelsey.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I did a thing 😏
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NurseKelsey (she/her) 🌈✨🎉❤️🏳️‍🌈 @nursekelsey.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
You are never more urgently needed as a mom than the second your butt hits the toilet seat.
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NurseKelsey (she/her) 🌈✨🎉❤️🏳️‍🌈 @nursekelsey.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
When you only intended to pick the kids up from the bus but then realize you need to grab some groceries for dinner real quick & you end up Out In The World™️ in your Only At Home™️ clothes
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NurseKelsey (she/her) 🌈✨🎉❤️🏳️‍🌈 @nursekelsey.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
What amazes me that in a world where laypeople can create AI videos of bears & rabbits jumping on trampolines that are good enough to convince millions, the White House cannot even pretend to create a deep fake or AI image or “proof of life” photo beyond a distant, blurry, clearly poorly made one.
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
who wants a danger hug
A comic with 6 panels

1 a cartoon god sits at a desk, reading a paper, an adorable green cuttlefish in a bowl in front of him
"You're a cuttlefish" -god
"Yay! I love hugs!" -cuttlefish

2 zoom in on green cuttlefish in bowl, looking sad
"that's not what I meant" - god
"oh"-cuttlefish 

3 happy looking cuttlefish almost jumping out of bowl
"you have eight arms and two tentacles" -god
"for hugs?" -cuttlefish

4 sad cuttlefish again in bowl
"*sigh* no, not for hugs" -god
"oh" - cuttlefish

5 zoom in on god
"also, you're venomous" -god

6 happy cuttlefish, eyes big and full of tears
"danger hugs!"
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NurseKelsey (she/her) 🌈✨🎉❤️🏳️‍🌈 @nursekelsey.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Hello! Hi! Anyone out there?! It’s been forever since I popped on here. I broke my foot in early April which led to 4.5 months off work, 10 weeks non-weight bearing & everything in my life was on hold. But I’m finally back at work, back to morning walks & really missing having this community!
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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
This is your regular reminder that executive orders are not royal decrees. Because America has no king.
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NurseKelsey (she/her) 🌈✨🎉❤️🏳️‍🌈 @nursekelsey.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Given my family's experience with COVID over the last week, there are A LOT of people out and about right now COVID positive.
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NurseKelsey (she/her) 🌈✨🎉❤️🏳️‍🌈 @nursekelsey.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Day 12 since breaking my foot & full time living on the couch - I’ve finished 8 books so far! My dog has been a wonderful companion & our friends & family have been wonderful about bringing food & helping with the kids. Only 10 weeks left…. 🙃
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NurseKelsey (she/her) 🌈✨🎉❤️🏳️‍🌈 @nursekelsey.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Broke my foot last Friday & had surgery to place a screw today. Out of work for 12 weeks. Any tips for being non-weight bearing for six weeks appreciated. Also, any book recommendations always welcome. ❤️
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NurseKelsey (she/her) 🌈✨🎉❤️🏳️‍🌈 @nursekelsey.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
All of this.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
What drives me crazy about the anti-DEI rhetoric is everyone wants to be judged on merit. But you can't be judged on merit if you can't even get in the door because you don't fit some prejudiced definition of who is capable and who isn't
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
This x10000000000 “In other words: We, the opposition, are the majority. Take heart.” www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/they-are-a...
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They Are a Minority
Get your mind right.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 19/02/2025
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NurseKelsey (she/her) 🌈✨🎉❤️🏳️‍🌈 @nursekelsey.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
“There is no bad weather, just inappropriate clothing.” I said to myself on my walk in the -17° wind chill this morning. 😉
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
If you support any of this, you’re honestly just a terrible person. People’s lives are being upended and destroyed. For every 1% increase in unemployment, 40,000 people die—yet some are celebrating.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
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NurseKelsey (she/her) 🌈✨🎉❤️🏳️‍🌈 @nursekelsey.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
My new badge reel 😂
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NurseKelsey (she/her) 🌈✨🎉❤️🏳️‍🌈 @nursekelsey.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I just saw a comment “Thinking the Trump administration is only going to last four years is like thinking COVID was only going to last a few weeks.” 😭
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NurseKelsey (she/her) 🌈✨🎉❤️🏳️‍🌈 @nursekelsey.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Proud owner of a brand new Shark air purifier! 😍
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Becca Rea-Tucker @beccareatucker.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Hi, I’m Becca and I’m so excited to be here!
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NurseKelsey (she/her) 🌈✨🎉❤️🏳️‍🌈 @nursekelsey.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I wish there were a universal “I see you, thank you” look that masked people could share because currently I alternate between avoiding eye contact entirely because I’m awkward & looking too long hoping to catch their eye because, again, I’m awkward. All that to say: thank you, fellow maskers.
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NurseKelsey (she/her) 🌈✨🎉❤️🏳️‍🌈 @nursekelsey.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I’m generally an audiobook or podcast person, always something in my earbuds but lately with ✨The Horrors✨ I’ve been so overstimulated so I switched to listening to simply soft & peaceful classical music. My goodness. My heart rate, my stress level, my sanity…so. much. better. Highly recommended.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 06/02/2025
The real scam: making you fear the “the other” while the rich rob you blind. I wish every American understood this.
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Exactly. No is a complete sentence
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 06/02/2025
We’re focused on feeding our kids. Investing in our schools. Making sure child care is affordable. Regardless of the chaos unfolding in Washington, we’re making Minnesota the best state for kids to grow up.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
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NurseKelsey (she/her) 🌈✨🎉❤️🏳️‍🌈 @nursekelsey.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Recently I saw a friend in the most gorgeous purple KN95 mask so I asked where she got it & ordered my own. I’m excited! They’re so pretty!
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NurseKelsey (she/her) 🌈✨🎉❤️🏳️‍🌈 @nursekelsey.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
It’s interesting how I keep hearing “everyone is sick,” everyone is coughing” & “I’ve never been that sick-it was awful!!” & yet I still see so few fellow maskers out in the world. Do people still refuse to believe that masking helps? Even super liberal, educated, science-minded folx….not masking.
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NurseKelsey (she/her) 🌈✨🎉❤️🏳️‍🌈 @nursekelsey.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I am equal parts paying attention & horrified while also actively dissociating & then feeling guilty for finding joy while checked out. It’s fine.
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 Carla Williams 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @carlajwms.blacksky.app · 05/02/2025
Always a Black woman who has to save us.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/02/2025
Crockett: "If feels as if y'all have just decided that y'all are gonna castrate your constitutional duty & hand it over to someone who was unelected. It doesn't matter how many cheerleaders he had on the field campaigning for him. That doesn't mean he gets to go in and sit atop any of our agencies"
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Perfectly captured.
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Democratic lifeguard sitting in their lookout chair and pointing at a struggling swimmer: “oh my god he’s drowning! How awful!”
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WTF Seriously @stopbeingaderp.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Remember folks, RFK Jr isn't a scientist or a doctor. He's a guy with opinions. He refuses to believe proven science. He's a fucking douche-nozzle is what I'm getting at. He's the same caliber as any of trump's other picks: pure shit and completely unqualified.
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NurseKelsey (she/her) 🌈✨🎉❤️🏳️‍🌈 @nursekelsey.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
My 10 year old is getting her tonsils out today. Any tips from parents/caregivers who’ve been through it? I’ve been repeatedly told to stay on top of pain meds around the clock & keep her hydrated so we’ll certainly do that! Also please no horror stories about secondary bleeds 🙃
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NurseKelsey (she/her) 🌈✨🎉❤️🏳️‍🌈 @nursekelsey.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
What was the best part of your day today?
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Mikki Kendall @karnythia.blacksky.app · 25/01/2025
Civil rights were won through protests and lawsuits and literally fighting back. We are not in unprecedented times. We are in a horrible reboot of Reconstruction. Fight in every way possible. Flood those anti DEI tiplines with misinformation, spend 10 minutes every day telling your reps to stop this
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NurseKelsey (she/her) 🌈✨🎉❤️🏳️‍🌈 @nursekelsey.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
What was the best part of your day today?
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 23/01/2025
The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH** * Currently paused by Executive Order ** Grant reviews now all canceled www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
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Egg prices are soaring again. Here’s why and what to expect
Bird flu has killed millions of hens in recent weeks, shrinking the supply of eggs and hiking up prices at grocery stores.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Don’t underestimate the impact you’re making when you choose to wear a mask. You’re protecting your health & the health of your community. You’re helping ease the burden on our healthcare system. You’re standing in solidarity with disabled people & telling the government that no one is expendable
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NurseKelsey (she/her) 🌈✨🎉❤️🏳️‍🌈 @nursekelsey.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Has anyone had gum grafting done? How did it go? How long were you off work?
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
As best you can, ignore him.
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NurseKelsey (she/her) 🌈✨🎉❤️🏳️‍🌈 @nursekelsey.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I have so many feelings about the last few days but I know there is nothing he loves more than to be the center of attention, all eyes on him, everyone talking about him, everyone reacting (good or bad) to his every move...so I'm not talking about the last few days because fuck him.
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NurseKelsey (she/her) 🌈✨🎉❤️🏳️‍🌈 @nursekelsey.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I threw a bowl of boiling water off the back deck & it immediately turned to snowy steam. Amazing. This weather is kinda fun 😂
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Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Permanent mood.
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