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Paul Horn

@nrohluap.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy
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Just another human looking to build community and share without making yet another techbro a billionaire. Cybersecurity professional. Family guy. Human for three […] 🌉 bridged from ioc.exchange/@nrohluap on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "Eat, Drink, and be Scary" Felt Banner. I think it is offensive to call skeletons scary. This one is just trying to host a nice dinner party. Maybe he thinks humans are scary. I'd argue that skin is creepier than bones. collabs.shop/vsylud
A Halloween-themed pennant banner with a black center on an off-white background. The text reads "EAT, DRINK, &" at the top and "BE SCARY!" at the bottom. In the middle, a skeleton sits at a laden table with pumpkins, candles, and food, holding a glass. An orange bat is illustrated below the bottom text.
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Prof. Sam Lawler @sundogplanets.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
A neighbour was out very late last night finishing up the harvest. A bit more light pollution than usual in photos, but found a tiny bit of auroras, and it was late enough that there weren't many satellite streaks. Yay.
A combine unloading grain into a truck, out in a field, all lit by extremely bright lights on the farm equipment.  The stars are visible above, particularly the Pleiades.  The Milky Way stretching vertically across the sky, with pink auroras visible on the horizon below, and trees along the bottom of the photo.  The Andromeda Galaxy and the Pleiades are easily visible.
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Paul Horn @nrohluap.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
The Two Towers for #thicktrunktuesday #photography #canon
A view straight up the trunks of a pair of pine trees.
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Paul Horn @nrohluap.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Curious clouds shapes provide a background for crows and flying machines. As the evening progressed, the clouds were canvas for one of the finer sunsets we’ve had in a while. #photography #phonephotography #corvids #sunset
A small airplane is flying against a backdrop of cloudy skies, with several birds visible near the bottom of the image.The same small plane continues its pattern of touch-and-go landing practice as the evening progresses. A vibrant sky filled with colorful clouds at sunset, showcasing shades of pink, orange, and blue.A vibrant sunset sky filled with colorful clouds in shades of pink, orange, and blue. A large murder of crows is visible, creating a delicate pattern against the backdrop that appears to echo the arc of the cloud formation.
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Paul Horn @nrohluap.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Some days there’s #MagicInTheMundane. #photography #phonephotography
The base of a patterned water glass is visible at the center top of the picture, sitting on a light-colored tile surface. The glass casts a hard shadow toward the camera, extending to the base of the photo at each lower corner. 

In the middle of the photo, vibrant patterns of light scatter across the shadow and spill onto the brightly lit tile surface.
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Paul Horn @nrohluap.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Moose found himself a sunny spot in front of the (fake) fireplace. It’s going to be 94 degrees today, but the morning was too cool for this floof’s taste. #dogsofmastodon #dogs
Moose, a large off-white dog, relaxes in a block of sunshine on the throw rug in the family room. 
His reflection is visible in the glass front of an electric fireplace flanked by storage cupboards.
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Bill Reese @reesecommabill.gardenstate.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
I got my ballot for November's general election in the mail today. 1 hour later it was filled out and deposited in the safe drop box outside Chatham Borough Hall. It's only September 24. I am not fucking around. #NJ #Vote
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Andrew Wooldridge ⛰️ @triptych.social.lol.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
@nrohluap if you use the staff of Ra you might find the well of souls
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Andrew Wooldridge ⛰️ @triptych.social.lol.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
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Paul Horn @nrohluap.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
The new house seems to have been built in a perfect west-facing alignment. We hated the dark hallway with the solid front door. We swapped it this week for a similar door with a window at the top. Behold! The new door casts a cross on photos on the far wall at […] [Original post on ioc.exchange]
The sunset shines in through a door with a window at the top. The window has two grid lines that divide the window into four sections. The grid in the window casts a shadow on the distant wall of the house. The X formed by the grid appears to fall on a photograph of an infant held in adult arms.
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Paul Horn @nrohluap.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
Stella burned another life today. Thanks to a perfect storm of errors, she was able to get out of the house, wander up the street and cross to the other side. Mom let her out to the side yard, where she’s usually not allowed. I had opened the garage side door […] [Original post on ioc.exchange]
Stella, a brown terrier with a white muzzle, looks up smiling at the camera from behind a wooden chair leg.
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Melissa BearTrix @melissabeartrix.gives.hugz.online.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
I'm very proud of tooth.fairy.id.au Hugz & xXx tooth.fairy.id.au
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Welcome to the Tooth Fairy Portal
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
I don't usually take Uber, but next time I do, I'm doing this
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Paul Horn @nrohluap.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
Moose is all tuckered out from a play date today. #dogsofmastodon #dogs
Moose’s white and black muzzle is propped on a patterned pillow on a navy blue couch. His eyes are closed.
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Paul Horn @nrohluap.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
There was a time when all the cool trees were growing lamps instead of branches. #photography #idyllwild #canon
A vintage green industrial lamp is mounted on the side of a tree, with a curved arm extending from the trunk. The background is a blurred natural setting with green foliage. The lamp and arm show some light aging, especially the cover of the lamp. 

The tree trunk occupies the left side of the picture.
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Paul Horn @nrohluap.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
I wandered down an old pathway below our cabin. An acorn woodpecker was digging for lunch in an old branch among the oak trees. I missed the moment he pulled out a grub, but got a few decent shots. Canon R6 mk II, RF 100-500 f/4.5-7 L #photography #canon #birds #idyllwild
An acorn woodpecker perched on a tree branch, displaying its wings and vibrant red crown against a blurred background of green leaves. It looks like it has lost its footing and is scrabbling to get back on the branch. The woodpecker has regained its footing, and looks toward the tree trunk to the upper right. Another view with the bird nearly vertical. A winding path through a forest, bordered by stone walls and surrounded by trees. The ground is covered in dry leaves, creating a natural, serene atmosphere.
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Paul Horn @nrohluap.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
“Hello! Would you like pet my snout?” #Idyllwild #canon #photography #alpaca
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Paul Horn @nrohluap.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
An afternoon of little fluffy clouds. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ecdn5SGT1E #littleFluffyClouds #theorb #rickieleejones
Blue sky covered with little fluffy clouds.
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Paul Horn @nrohluap.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
I have found the perfect description for my midnight awake periods: “Mind Circus.” From the label of an IPA of that name brewed by the legendary Russian River Brewing Company: “This beer acknowledges everything that keeps us up at night. Maybe it’s work, the kids, a project you have been […]
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈 francis @francis.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
i spent my ADHD power creating a brand new tool to replace boring old lorem ipsum with dog and cat noises. i call it Barksum Ipsum. use it to add joy and whimsy to places wherever you need filler text. dog-coded developers need dog-coded tools […] [Original post on furry.engineer]
An advert for Barksum Ipsum. The poster is divided into two separate halves. The left side is white, with black text reading "Boring. Corporate". It has a design for some sort of social media, with lorem ipsum text as the main text.

The right side of the poster, is yellow with a pattern, with text in white reading "Fun. Whimsical." This side also has the same social media design as the left, however it is now in black, and the lorem ipsum text is replaced with Barksum Ipsum, covering the text in "wruff"'s, "bark"'s and other dog-coded text.
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Paul Horn @nrohluap.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
Crescent moon and Venus hanging out in the western sky this evening. #astrophotography #canon
A crescent moon is visible in a dark sky, with Venus located above it. At the bottom of the picture, thin clouds add a subtle background to the scene. A close view of the crescent moon and Venus in a dark sky. The crescent moon and Venus float above a double streetlight and the top of a tree.
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Paul Horn @nrohluap.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
Eloise … part dog, mostly parrot #dog #dogsofmastodon
A monochrome photo of Eloise perched on the back of the couch behind her human. She’s a little white dog with a lucky left ear that’s usually drooping a bit.
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Paul Horn @nrohluap.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
I hear it’s World Lizard Day. I’ve not yet met our lizard overlords. Are they working their way westward? #lizard
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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
As grotesque and obviously AI generated images start to appear on every single menu, poster, billboard, etc I’m starting to understand why the Amish are like that
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Paul Horn @nrohluap.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
Dog. Some assembly required. #dogsofmastodon #dogs
Moose, a large white Anatolian Shepherd, sprawls upside down on a dark blue couch. His head is resting on a large patterned throw pillow. His legs are splayed in all directions, ands he clearly lacks any sense of modesty.
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Paul Horn @nrohluap.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2026
Late afternoon clouds make a neighbor’s window look like an abstract painting. #Fensterfreitag #photography #phonephotography
A window with three panes reflecting colorful clouds and a calm sky. The reflections create a dreamy, abstract appearance against the light-colored building.
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Paul Horn @nrohluap.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 07/08/2026
“Why u r rong way upp, hooman?” #dogsofmastodon #dogs
Goofy Moose, an Anatolian Shepherd, has rolled upside down on the bedroom carpet. His black muzzle droops open on the left side, and a few teeth show. His white forehead is wrinkled and his ears are askew on the rug.
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wendythedruid @wendythedruid.thistlenfern.org.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026
A basketball coach with a roster, a front office, and a job to protect walked into the loudest night of the WNBA's season wearing four words: Trans Kids Belong. Then she stood in a hallway and told reporters flat that the innuendo about trans women being […] [Original post on thistlenfern.org]
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Grant Gould @nonnihil.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 04/08/2026
Finally got around to reading @cwebber 's dustycloud.org/blog/faulty-towers-v… ... and yeah, that's exactly what it feels like. I think she nailed it. 😔
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Faulty Towers, vibe sickness, and the vibe bobsled
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MinmiTheDino @minmi.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/08/2026
[Description of meal, including meat, along with its rejection by a picky 5yo] What I made: sheet pan chicken with potatoes, scallions and asparagus What I ate: sheet pan chicken with potatoes, scallions and asparagus What my husband ate: chicken and potatoes What my younger son ate: chicken […]
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Paul Horn @nrohluap.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 23/07/2026
Behold Moose: King of Toe Beans. #DogsOfMastodon #dogs #toebeans
Moose, a large white Anatolian Shepherd, lies asleep on a blue couch with his head on a white pillow. 

In the foreground all four feet are tangled up together, with all the toe beans visible.Another view. He has relaxed a bit, and limbs splay in all directions. A wide angle lens makes the toe beans dominant in the photo. His eyes are slightly open - he’s noticed me taking his picture.
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Paul Horn @nrohluap.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026
#silentsunday
A smooth oval rock lies in damp shoreline sand at the beach. The sand has golden sparkles from mica (fool’s gold) and dark streaks of iron fillings arranged by the waves at higher tides. 

The image is shaped a little like a shaggy terrier, with heavy eyebrows, a wispy beard and the rock as its nose.
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Christopher Neugebauer @fedi.chrisjrn.fyi · 13/07/2026
Went to #sensorio in Paso Robles last week. The pictures off my camera didn't do it justice, the 5-min edit off my DSLR is a bit closer.
The Field of Light at Sensorio in Paso Robles. A bunch of rainbow-coloured blobs follow the contours of the valley under a twilight sky.
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Paul Horn @nrohluap.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 13/07/2026
#silentsunday
A silver and grey sunset of broken clouds is interrupted by a ragged flock of pigeons racing across the sky from left to right.
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Paul Horn @nrohluap.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2026
To Busy To Be (Sittin' On) The Dock of the Bay #TooBusyTo #HashtagGames
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Paul Horn @nrohluap.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2026
The clouds put on quite the show today. At the end of the day, they donned Liberty spikes for the finale. #phonephotography #clouds
A dramatic sky filled with clouds, featuring shades of blue, gray, and warm tones. Several birds are flying across the lower part of the image. At the top of the image, an arc of tall grey spikes look like they could be thin trees growing on top of a dark hilltop.
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myrmepropagandist @futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gy · 09/07/2026
For two weeks I've had that PBD saying "I know you like the number" stuck in my head as an earworm and now it's being replaced with "eggs do not lay eggs" "eggs do not lay eggs" "goose undervalued" "eggs do not lay eggs" I need to make techno song to purge this stuff through aggressive […]
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026
Oooh, it was NTP! Spicy!
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2026
I’m going to be pretty surprised honestly if Telstra being totally down for four hours isn’t DNS.
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Paul Horn @nrohluap.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2026
#silentsunday
A large rock with the phrase "WHAT AM I!?" etched into its surface, surrounded by a natural landscape with sparse vegetation.
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Paul Horn @nrohluap.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2026
“What? It’s my stuffed duck. I can un-stuff it if I want. Now back away slowly, or the pillow gets the treatment too.” #dogsofmastodon
Moose, a white Anatolian Shepherd, reclines on a throw pillow on a large area rug. Under one front paw is an unfortunate blue stuffed duck, with just a hint of orange beak showing. 

White fluff is visible around the duck, and a large clump hangs under Moose’s jaw.
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Paul Horn @nrohluap.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026
OK then. #AlexaFail
A screenshot of the Alexa app, which has changed to display a black screen with a large white button that says “Ok”

Clicking the button does nothing.
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Paul Horn @nrohluap.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026
Moose is enjoying the West Wing. Nicer to watch with him than Boomer, who preferred to try to eat things on the screen. #dogsofmastodon #westwing
A dog lies on the floor watching a television show featuring two people seated at a table, engaged in conversation. The living room has a cozy atmosphere with a cabinet displaying decorative items and a door leading to another room.
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Paul Horn @nrohluap.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2026
Our new neighborhood has created a patriotic display in honor of the Reflecting Pool Refresh, just in time for the 80th - er, 250th Birthday Celebration . It mostly reflects an uphill neighbor overwatering their new plants, but I digress. #reflectingpool
A close-up view of a concrete curb and gutter, featuring a greenish layer of algae or moss alongside a dirty water channel. 

Clearly vandals have been busy seeding the pristine gutter runoff with algae spores. 

No word on arrests yet, but suspicious gangs of youths on electric motorcycles have been spotted doing wheelies down nearby streets.
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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 28/06/2026
Each broom agent can spawn additional, autonomous broom agents, each with their own pails. This allows apprentices to accelerate monotonous water-fetching tasks and save their time and energy for more interesting and useful work
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myrmepropagandist @futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026
There is some kinds of sit in... (sprawl out?) protest by the empty food bowl. The Civil Rights Movement is one thing, but fewer know about the Nibble Rights Movement.
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Prof. Sam Lawler @sundogplanets.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/06/2026
Great way to end the session with a shout-out to Brian May, who started his PhD, took a decades-long break to be a rock star, then finished his PhD, on zodiacal dust
Stan Dermott and Brian May, both smiling at the camera, with Brian May holding a copy of Stan Dermott's Solar System Dynamics textbook/bible.
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Prof. Sam Lawler @sundogplanets.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
Between my normal meetings and writing, I'm watching a few talks at the American Astronomical Society's (AAS) Division for Dynamical Astronomy (DDA) annual meeting this week. They have this fantastic option where you pay US$10 and you can watch all the talks at the meeting. I'll try to share […]
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Paul Horn @nrohluap.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 21/06/2026
#silentsunday
A seagull stands on the sandy beach with the ocean waves in the background. The sky is partly cloudy.

The seagull is facing to the right but the head of the bird is looking left down the shore
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j-r conlin @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy · 16/06/2026
Current status:
A sign on a bridge in a wooded glen informing folk "Creek does not require coins to operate"

Every sign answers a question.
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