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Noah Wilker

@npwilker.bsky.social
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Dad, tennis whore, foodie, lover of dogs and boats. Here for the same reason you are, prolly.

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Noah Wilker @npwilker.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Just. Pathetic.
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Just the dumbest people in the world
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Noah Wilker @npwilker.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
"The Fed needs to pay attention to something I'm imagining".
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Noah Wilker @npwilker.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Barfing out this lie nonstop to deflect from his massive f*ck up
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Niko Bowie @nikobowie.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Ten years ago today, in April 2016, the Boston Globe printed a satirical front page imagining a future Trump administration. The page was called "alarmist," "hyperbolic," "dystopian." But we’ve put up with so much since then it now looks like . . . a slow Thursday?
Boston Globe mock front page from April 9, 2016. Date says April 9, 2017, with giant headline “DEPORTATIONS TO BEGIN” and “Markets sink as trade war looms.”
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
*many people are saying* it sure looks like the White House wrote this for Pakistan’s PM, who posted it then quickly deleted the top part 😬
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Trump just cut a midterm ad for every Democrat in America. bsky.app/profile/fact...
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/04/2026
Trump is going on national TV tonight to look the American people in the eyes and say "two weeks"
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/04/2026
"These numbers are a disaster for President Trump ... the worst of all time at this point" -- Harry Enten ticks through Trump's absolutely dire polling on the economy
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David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
There was a deal on the table. And you bombed instead.
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Noah Wilker @npwilker.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
People learning too slowly that he's completely full of shit
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/03/2026
just a breathtaking self-own here from Ted Cruz
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/03/2026
Sen. Roger Marshall: "There's no doubt that our country is safer and securer than before President Trump was sworn in" (the State Dept yesterday issued a global advisory for Americans because of threats and instability caused by Trump ... )
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Senator Sheldon Whitehouse @whitehouse.senate.gov · 17/03/2026
Whiz kid.
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I don’t want to shock anyone but Trump did not in fact write in a book that Bin Laden would knock down the World Trade Center, although he’s been claiming this for a decade. www.cnn.com/2025/10/06/p...
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Pete Hegseth: “The only thing prohibiting transit in [the Strait of Hormuz] right now is Iran shooting at shipping. It is open for transit should Iran not do that.” What a fucking idiot.
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🎃Darin S Pumpkins🎃 @darinself.com · 03/03/2026
A oil prices have conveniently skyrocketed and no one can trace the money because its in a Qatari bank account. You can see the smile creeping on his face as he's talking because he's so proud that he's getting away with something so corrupt.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/03/2026
after absolutely eviscerating Kristi Noem and calling for her resignation, Tillis is applauded. He thens threatens to hold up nominees if she doesn't stop stonewalling him. My God.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/02/2026
Raskin: "I want the whole country to look at this. This is the attorney general of the US whose job is law enforcement. We've never had a witness who has misunderstood our rules and been unable to conform his or her conduct to our rules before. Excuse me."
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Andrew Karre @andrewkarre.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
And he performed live and didn’t lip synch.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
This is what ICE looks like
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Noah Wilker @npwilker.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
concentration camps
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Noah Wilker @npwilker.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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Noah Wilker @npwilker.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
#MAGA
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Rebecca Fachner @rebeccafachner.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
In less than a week the Kennedy Center has effectively closed and our local DC paper has been gutted, both by billionaires. I don’t think immigrants are our problem in this country.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Nine months out from the midterm elections, we face a coordinated effort by Trump, his administration, congressional Republicans and MAGA leaders to normalize a federal takeover of elections, enforced by ICE and federal agents. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/one-...
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One month into 2026 and Republicans are losing their minds
If Democrats win the majority, Trump’s authoritarian plan will be foiled — and he knows that.
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Ben Ross @benross.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I know we’ve gotten used to it, but this type of behavior is disgusting and people should speak up about it
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Noah Wilker @npwilker.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Can I prove it? No. Because it's false.
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Noah Wilker @npwilker.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Shut it down. @chrismurphyct.bsky.social @blumenthal.senate.gov @jahimes.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov @warren.senate.gov @whitehouse.senate.gov @fetterman.senate.gov
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
The indictment of the Proud Boys and Oath Keepers revealed that they had a cache of weapons, entered the Capitol in military formation, and were prepared to harm lawmakers. They were all pardoned and no doubt many of them are now in ICE
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The Wall Street Journal @wsj.com · 02/02/2026
Exclusive: A U.S. official has alleged wrongdoing by U.S. spy chief Tulsi Gabbard in a complaint that is so highly classified it has sparked months of wrangling over how to share it with Congress, according to people familiar with the matter.
on.wsj.com
Classified Whistleblower Complaint About Tulsi Gabbard Stalls Within Her Agency
Congress hasn’t seen the complaint, which was filed eight months ago with the U.S. intelligence community watchdog’s office.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Liam goes home… www.instagram.com/reel/DUOW4_E...
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Noah Wilker @npwilker.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
@nytimes.com Sleeping on the Epstein files is not a great look
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
“There was no way this person ran headfirst into a wall.” abc7ny.com/post/ice-min...
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ICE claim that a man shattered his skull running into wall triggers tension at a Minnesota hospital
Intensive care nurses immediately doubted the word of federal immigration officers when they arrived at a Minneapolis hospital with a Mexican immigrant who had broken bones in his face and skull.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 31/01/2026
This is just insane. It’s only a matter of time before DHS kills another innocent person here. (clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Noah Wilker @npwilker.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
This is a confession. He's so easy to read.
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Senator Sheldon Whitehouse @whitehouse.senate.gov · 30/01/2026
The Economist magazine, with a world-wide audience, steps in hard against Trump/Noem’s violent embarrassment of our country with ICE’s goon-squad behavior. It’s remarkable, and sad, that Trump’s America looks like this to the world.
economist.com
ICE’s impunity is a formula for more violence
Is America’s president building his own paramilitary militia?
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Noah Wilker @npwilker.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Staggering how unserious this administration is. For all the world to see.
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Where we are: 1. With the action in GA, the FBI has been mobilized as part of the plan to steal the 2028 election. And the DNI being on the scene is beyond ominous. 2. After bring chaos and illegality and killings to MN, the ICE assault on that city and others will continue with minimal changes.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
“.. U.S. Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard speaks on the phone while standing inside a vehicle loaded with boxes outside the Fulton County Election Hub and Operation Center after the FBI executed a search warrant there.” @reuters.com
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Genuinely interesting. Kristi Noem is snitching that Stephen Miller is the one who made up the bullshit about Alex Pretti. It would be genuinely useful if Congress can get her to admit that he has been dictating ALL OF THIS just like he dictated the murderboats. www.axios.com/2026/01/27/t...
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is under fire for issuing misleading and incendiary information that claimed immigration agents killed an armed Minnesota protestor Saturday because he wanted to "massacre" them.

But that language was dictated to Noem and her department by the man most responsible for the controversial operation: Stephen Miller, the White House deputy chief of staff and top Trump adviser, four sources tell Axios.
Why it matters: The episode illustrates the sheer power of Miller, Trump's close and longest-serving political adviser whose dominion in the White House far exceeds his title.

His influence extends to de facto oversight of Noem, though she's a Cabinet secretary who technically outranks him.
"Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen," Noem told a person who relayed her remarks to Axios.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
bars
screenshot of text from Adam Serwer in The Atlantic: "The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they're the ones who are alone. In Minnesota, all of the ideological cornerstones of MAGA have been proved false at once. Minnesotans, not the armed thugs of ICE and the Border Patrol, are brave. Minnesotans have shown that their community is socially cohesive - because of its diversity and not in spite of it. Minnesotans have found and loved one another in a world atomized by social media, where empty men have tried to fill their lonely soul with lies about their own inherent superiority. Minnesotans have preserved everything worthwhile about "Western civilization," while armed brutes try to tear it down by force."
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Stephen Miller is a very sick person, more so, IMO, than the president. And he is calling the shots. I remember when Terry Moran dared to make this observation and got fired from ABC for it.
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Noah Wilker @npwilker.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Noah Wilker @npwilker.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
There are **multiple** videos and angles that show what happened. Noem is a desperate liar.
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Noah Wilker @npwilker.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Both times
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
"Videos analyzed by The New York Times appear to contradict the accounts of federal officials, who said Mr. Pretti approached Border Patrol agents with a handgun and the intent to 'massacre' them. Video footage shows Mr. Pretti stepping between a woman and an agent who is pepper spraying her. ...
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