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Zeph (FFXIV brainrot)

@npcgremling.bsky.social
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#1 in anxiety ||Casual FFXIV player -> STORMBLOOD [70/100%] || Haurchefant is my husband I SHIP WHAT I WANT [N S F W (75%)] Proship ; Multiship ; Multifandom; Crackships; Proproblematic 🤪 MDNI Etc etc

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Mharwyb @ GWF! @mharwyb.horse · 25/09/2026
I think an important part of the textual ponyplay is that Haurchefant wants you to bottom.
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The docility to accept well-nigh impossible commands, the physical talents to carry them out-to a warrior born such as I, there are no virtues greater in a steed!
I say, be my personal steed! There will be none greater, furred or feathered. The finest carrots you will have. Your feet I will scrape. and...
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半生 @yellowdog2024.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Slow Eating Training
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an intelligent and sensitive pervert @skibadanger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"you're so friendly and cheerful" thank you sir I am imagining two fictional men going at it filthy style to stay sane
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Zeph (FFXIV brainrot) @npcgremling.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
JUST A LIL GUY!!
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双葉 @hutaba0718.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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おぼまこ @oborogena.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Haurchefant
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juuni 🦋 white mage 🌷 @juunibug.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
People need to realize that you can say things that are packaged “politely” and still be a jerk. Snark, passive-aggressiveness, belittling without swearing, yelling, or name calling is still rude and insensitive.
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輪子湖わこ🔞💃 @wacowacoco.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
バニー月間開幕トップバッター オルシュファン
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Zeph (FFXIV brainrot) @npcgremling.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Damn do you ever just get the ick from a single interaction and it literally ruins everything and now you gotta walk away for 5 yrs and cool off
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🎠 @mmhberry.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
estinien and alphinaud, endwalker "I'm warning you, if I hear "Sir Estinien" one more time, I'll call you "Alphinette" until the end of your days, understood?"
"I'm warning you, if I hear "Sir Estinien" one more time, I'll call you "Alphinette" until the end of your days, understood?"
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Kana7o @kana7o.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
HAURCHEFANT!! PLUSHIE!!! TAKE HIM OUT ON DATES! LET HIM WATCH YOU WORK! BRING HIM ON YOUR NEXT ADVENTURE!! 100 PRE-ORDERS TO SUMMON HIM, NO CRYSTALS NEEDED!!! acggoods.com/product/haur...
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ɘnnis @ennokos.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Trang ✦ @trangmn.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
stories retold ❄️ #ffxiv
Nette recalling her adventures, with Haurchefant in Coerthas. Where he stands, the snow has melted away, making way for springtime plants. A broken shield lies in front of his memorial. His spirit is enjoying their time together, holding a cup of hot cocoa. A view of Ishgard in the background.
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e.k. weaver @bigbigtruck.com · 09/07/2026
i dreamed you couldn’t post memes unless they had a wizard in them so i took a short break from work to doodle the one i kept posting on here in the dream
a rough sketch of a wizard holding his hat and staff, with impact text reading I HAVE NO QUALMS WITH YOU, FRIEND / BUT THIS TALK IS TEDIOUS AND I WISH IT CEASE
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Pastel Moth @yanderewriter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Omegas gagging on knots. They lock deep in their throat and cut off air flow. They're coughing and choking but all they get is a sore jaw and a deep groan from the alpha forcing their heads down. They're teary eyed and their vision is fading but their alpha just fucks deeper with abandon.
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
his life is very difficult
three-panel comic

panel one: lex luthor and clark kent having sex

lex: fuck, clark, i'm so close, i'm--

panel two: clark licks the back of lex's head. lex's brain shorts out.

panel three: lex and the joker at the park with the joker's hyenas.

lex: ...so i guess i have another new fetish now.

joker: good god, man

#clex #superlex
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둥식(Doong) @doong-24.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Zeph (FFXIV brainrot) @npcgremling.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
DUCT TAPE
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Flex Tape: Instant Water Leak Repair
ALT: Flex Tape: Instant Water Leak Repair
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iteratrum @iteratrum.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
well, you know
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ShiroOoOo ࣪ ִֶָ☾. @dragonbarrows.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
au ra tail sensitivity in my onion
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vosyl @vosyl.eurosky.social · 14/06/2026
"one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate" by Papayajuan2019 on Tumblr.
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🔞Dessie's/Baphy's Bedchambers🔞 @dragonsbedchambers.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
try to be the reason a dragon climaxes
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tiredandtranz.bsky.social @tiredandtranz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Never give to the bigot bucket
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Zeph (FFXIV brainrot) @npcgremling.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The funniest thing about this is that his body isn't there 😭 wkfhejsknshd
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☆.*。・. Hodie @hodie.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Zeph (FFXIV brainrot) @npcgremling.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Does anyone know an artist that draws like, sexy feral teeth art and does comms
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Zeph (FFXIV brainrot) @npcgremling.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The funniest sequence of events omg
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Kb-mon🔞 @kbmon.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
A behemoth tyrant commission i got to work on 🤤 #ffxiv
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elf yaoi @deniweenie.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
moving the ardbussy to main 🤲
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Mel 🔜 GATEway FATE 504 @melshardae.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
thank you so! much!! for 2k followers!!! 🙂‍↕️💖 as a thank you for the milestone I'm giving away one custom apparel comm with any base I've ever used - repost to enter - must be following, no giveaway accts, etc - tell me the character you'd pick in the replies!!! I'll draw a winner on June 13!! ✨
Thank you for 2k! 

Giveaway!!
- one custom item with any base apparel product I've ever used 
- bags, hoodies, jackets, tees, whatever your heart desires
- open worldwide and since it's a gift I can send to the EU!
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Brother Claude 🔞 @claudeandmei.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I wanted an excuse to repost this close up panel so I made it into a little animated loop ☺️
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unholy // @voidedpages.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
i drew his mouth a bunch as a warmup today yay yippee his pout is cute
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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Desperately horny and flushed service tops that bite their lip and gasp out “does — does this feel good?” when they’re fucking someone
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PondHQ @pondhq.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I’m at my mcfricken limit fam
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Tia Lin @tialinffxiv.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
As of now we still don't have any solid proof to confirm that those designs are legit, aside from PR man stating that it is not genAI. We also cannot be 100% sure of it being genAI, however there's a lot of sus details, some also can be results of AI upscaling. This reddit comment is also important
Text on screenshot: I do want to throw my 2 cents in as an artist who has done work in the industry like this: this merch is not usually made in-house. Game studios frequently outsource merch and promotional artwork to freelance artists who they find on social media. This is usually contract work and it’s headhunted by the studio’s art directors a lot of the time. I’ve been scouted off Twitter, Artstation, and once even off FurAffinity (a lot of MtG card artists are furries, if you’ll believe me).

In the last few years, there’s a huge influx of competition pushing me and other artists in the industry I’m friends with out of these contracts. This competition comes from artists who are telling studios that they’re legitimate but who are not disclosing use of AI.

There have been many incidents with large game companies in the last few years hiring artists for contract work like this, but the artist doesn’t disclose AI use to the company.

I think they absolutely need to start vetting better and holding up art under the microscope. However, I don’t want people to have the mental image that there’s some SE exec sitting around AI generating pictures going “oh yeah, that’ll be GREAT for merch”. The unfortunately more likely case is that someone posing as a freelance artist lied to their team, and no one looked closely at the final product.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Brand Manager getting ready for Pride Month
8 panel comic

Panel 1: Yellow guy is working on a laptop in the background. In the foreground is a Brand Manager.
Yellow Guy: “Sir, shall I put up our rainbow profile picture?”

Panel 2: Brand Manger snaps his head round and hisses “Cool your jets, Eugene. I’m checking the Profitometer”

Panel 3: Gonna do my best to explain this. We see The Profitometer. A huge machine that whirs and ticks. A digital display at the top of the machine reads “Supporting Pride equals”Beneath this display is a huge gauge with “Max Loss” on the left and “Max profit” on the right. There is a needle that is pointing exactly half way between the two extremes.

Panel 4: Close up on Brand Manager’s face. His teeth are gritted. Sweat trickles down his brow.

Panel 5: Close up on gauge. The needle remains exactly central

Panel 6: Close up on Brand Manager’s eyes. They are concentrating intensely. Also, more sweat.

Panel 7: Close up on the gauge. The needle clicks ONE DEGREE towards profit

Panel 8: Brand Manager screams like a football coach “GO GAY EUGENE”
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Wolcred Week ♡ @wolcredweek.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Thancred (Nutkin)
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Mike Elgan @mikeelgan.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Now you can keep track of how many billions the AI companies are losing on AI. (Red is spending, green is revenue.) isaiprofitable.com
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elf yaoi @deniweenie.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
third repost is the charm right
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nAius @naiusart.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Haurchefant of the Silver Fuller #FFXIV #FFXIVart #Haurchefant
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オチャ🍵 @0cha3.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
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オチャ🍵 @0cha3.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
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オチャ🍵 @0cha3.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
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Zeph (FFXIV brainrot) @npcgremling.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
JUST A BABY 😭💕
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Neunian @neunian.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
her radiance ☀️✨️✨️
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