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🔞21 (2005/02/28) • any • ADULTS ONLY I will repost fat mew balls onto your timeline🔞 discord: _blipshift_ home.blipshift.space

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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 3h
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the scratch cat in from of a building that says "die day at school" and a speech bubble that says "I AM GUNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 4h
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Kay on the blue?>??? @e3kay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me on discord, posting a stock image of a pickle and then saying "IM GONNA GERK OFF!!!!"
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Siris Pendrake 🎮 PROJECT SILVERFISH DEV 🎮 @siristhedragon.bsky.social · 7h
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQRc... **If you enjoy playing video games THIS AFFECTS YOU!** **If you live in the EU YOU NEED TO TAKE ACTION!**
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This could legitimately end Stop Killing Games.
YouTube video by Stop Killing Games
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🔞Blip🔞 (COMMS OPEN) @novaig.bsky.social · 4h
THINGS TO SAY TO
WINDOWS USERS
* This looks like shit
* Sell me this Paint.net
* Make it use the D Drive
* Who legally owns this windows license?
* I bought my own Windhawk
* What are your intentions with my C Drive?
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Daily Toby Trivia (Chapter 6 2027) @dailytobytrivia.bsky.social · 14h
If you try to use the Mystery Key on the hidden door in Snowdin, you will get unique text.
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Kaius ⛔ @kaius.bsky.social · 9h
of course not, no one's buying!
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Statler and Waldorf Muppets
ALT: Statler and Waldorf Muppets
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Whimsy Bunny Doodles 🐇 @whimsybunnydoodles.bsky.social · 12h
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💖Ruby💖🏳️‍⚧️ @digibutter64.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"7 Ways to Make a Trans Girl Happy" social media post
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MutaSheep but 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 @mutariesco.bsky.social · 16h
not only is this 100% true, this fun fact helps even outside of the pasture.
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Miss Cryptid🔞 @misscryptidart.bsky.social · 13h
womp womp
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link altink :spinny_cat_pan: :spinny_cat_nb: @link.js.meowingwo.men.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Cool ass image of a mammoth captioned "when the random wave of sadness ends and I remember I'm actually goated"
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Under the Surface of Classic Sonic @classicsoniccode.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A technical dive (😉) into Sonic 3's water palette swapping!
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shigeru Miyamoto has claimed that Toad is his least favorite character in Mario Kart. Despite this, in all footage of him playing Mario Kart 8, he picked Toad every time. Whether he was joking or specifically picking a character he hates to challenge himself is unknown.
I have an important question. Nintendo has also just released Mariokart 7 for the 3DS. In every iteration of Mariokart, I've always preferred to play as Toad. Who's your favorite character?
That's the most challenging question! I'm sorry that I cannot come up with an interesting answer. Somehow, it's habit to me, but I play with Mario. He's a very balanced character.
Who's your least favorite character?
Toad. [Laughs]
My favorite character is your least favorite character?
I understand that he has some popularity. Somehow.
In a 2012 interview with Entertainment Weekly, Shigeru Miyamoto has claimed Toad is his least favorite Mario Kart character.
In December 2014, Shigeru Miyamoto and Bill Trinen played Mario Kart 8 against YouTuber Rosanna Pansino. Miyamoto picked Toad.
Also in December 2014, Shigeru Miyamoto and Bill Trinen played Mario Kart 8 against YouTuber iJustine. Miyamoto picked Toad again.
Finally, in January 2015, the two played Mario Kart 8 against YouTube group Smosh Games. Miyamoto picked Toad again.
Whether Miyamoto simply had an enormous change of heart about Toad in the intervening 2 years, or whether he was picking his least favorite to challenge or punish himself, is unknown.
Source: information compiled by @SpriteCell, x.com/SpriteCell/status/1653842781897474048 ew.com/article/2012/02/10/shigeru-miyamoto-zelda, youtu.be/DNUcDkNI24o, youtu.be/3Q2KxS32Q1g, youtu.be/untLD6z6aql
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DTEE @dtee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what is wrong with him
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🔞Blip🔞 (COMMS OPEN) @novaig.bsky.social · 20h
its a crime if you havent seen YTP AVGN looks at poop and gets pink eye one of my favorite ytps genuinely
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Austin DT ᕦ(ˇòᴗó)⊃━☆ඞ @coolausdtindt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
triforcing posting deviantart submission showing nintendokid2222 posting edited mario and luigi artwork with mario crossed out titled: "luigi wallpaper" with the twitter post saying: "having art with people you no longer associate with"
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 23h
they didn't gaf
eula message from steam saying: "Please read this agreement in its entirety. You must agree to the terms of the EULA to play Minecraft Dungeons II."

the contents of the eula says: "https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/eula." there's two buttons. one to accept, and the other to cancel
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Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026
Meme, showing superheroes looking at two fighter jets in the distance. The jets are indicated as "Vibe coders", while the superheroes are indicated as "Caffeine addicted autistic people". In the second panel of the meme, one superhero says to the other: "Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power."
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{✦} BIG RAD DEMON DAD {✦} @viomarks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
like this
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glavo lilio @glavilio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is my favorite post ever
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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Mikaela / Soundwave @mikaelamlp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
2-panel comic of a boss at a board meeting. He says "Arright, listen up, everypony..."

His coworkers laugh.

"...I mean everybody. Shit."

Drawn by kturtle.
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/5338899/
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Oatmeal @ds.gay · 29/09/2026
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DitzyFlama @ditzyflama.com · 28/09/2026
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Kye // Kylerfunk @kye.bsky.to · 25/06/2026
139.
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Cut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Extremely rare footage of Joseph Cloutier's unreleased Run spinoff, "Walk".
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webel3 🔞 @webel3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
im certain its longer than that canonically
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
black and white greyscale photo of kanye west with a listed titled: "THINGS TO SAY TO YOUR PRODUCER." the contents of the list include:

• It sounds like a video game
• Sell me this pen
• Make it sound blue
• Who legally owns this fl studio
• I brought my own soundgoodizer
• What are your intentions with my loops
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GᴀʀʀC @garrtoons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You heard it here, folks.
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🏳️‍🌈Japanese crazy mascot Live🇯🇵 @chiitan-prt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🔸TikTok配信:12:00と17:00から配信します!みなさん見に来てください^^ 🏳️‍⚧️Chiitan TikTok Live Streaming🏳️‍🌈 at 11:00PM and 4:00AM START🗽NY time→ www.tiktok.com/@love2chiitan please follow me🤍
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Lorraine🍬 @lorandbehold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok here we go 🍝 Spaghetti Celesti: Devour the Heavens ⛅ is out now for free!! 🍴 the best pixel spaghetti of your life ↪️ prepare them & fork them perfectly ⭐ get those 5-stars reviews 😡 and be quick ! the people are hangry play it at punkcake.itch.io/spaghetti-celesti #fallingblockjam #pixelart
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social
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🔞 Bug 🐌 @snailerpark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Take Meowt by Franz Ferdinyan @wendysnowradish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A friend asked me about the time the original author of sonic.exe tried to fake his death to get out of refunding me $20 for a commission he owed me and I realized I’ve never shared that story here on Bluesky
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 28/09/2026
thinking about the batman cum injection again
"Hey doc, this shot isn't gonna make me shoot out someone else's cum out of my dick, is it? See, I'm planning on having a child with my wife, and I don't want my dick shooting out someone else's cum. Like say, Batman's cum. That would not be something I'd want."
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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's autumn time
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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Been messing around with Doom Builder
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TheShunbun @theshunbun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Russet and her encouragement 🖤
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ive evaluated ur post and it can be inferred your fucking mean
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
8 panel #furryhatersigma comic

kid says to man "hey fred, gimme a remake of a 90s classic with extra skill trees" to which fred says: "sir" before being interrupted by the kid then saying: "and hold the tank controls." fred then continues saying: "this is a pizza shop." the kid apologizes and states: "sorry for that but anyways let me get a pepperoni pie." fred then talks to someone else and says: "alright, one pepperoni pie for this gentleman right here." to which the chef then says: "coming right up!"
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🔞Blip🔞 (COMMS OPEN) @novaig.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
comms are still open btw
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 23/155 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This company just radiates predator energy
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 26/09/2026
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🜏 Elex 🜏🔜MFF @elex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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