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Commander Paizuri

@notoriouspaizuri.bsky.social
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Artist trying to be good NSFW Account/ 🔞/ Minors will be [REDACTED]

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rde @rde-irl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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GoldMaster COMMISSIONS CLOSED @goldmaster-art.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh yeah I almost forgot to post these here
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明星菫青 @akeboshikinsei.com · 09/10/2026
YOU
GO BACK TO DRAWING
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 09/10/2026
I dunno how you can look at the past 20 years of american pop culture and not understand how we got to the point where people are excited by the prospect of infinite personalized slop content
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Fascinating and Terrible World of the Sado-Masochist Homosexual @toskarin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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mara @maraganger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i bring a "no game is too hard if you put your mind to it" vibe that gets me killed on the spot on the internet
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Lumin 🔜 Eclipse [1st Cour] @screwy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There's something truly magical about Epic vocally embracing generative AI in Fortnite, and then getting a Ryu skin that's poppin' the fuckin Hado-Kirk
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Sun Tzu's Art of Vore @rhena.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
lol this idiot i'm dueling is putting his sword away even though he didn't cut me at all. i don't seem to have cut him either but whatever, i'll get him in my next attack. just as soon as he's done sheathing his katana
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Andrew Hulshult @andrewhulshult.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 06/10/2026
society if puritans hadn't effectively convinced multiple generations that Women Don't Get Horny
future utopia
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 06/10/2026
is there anything sadder than fanboys of the biggest things on the planet who get seethingly mad at anything less than universal praise
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KaL the GhouLecKo @kaly.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026
it is so funny how through out the history of games everyone that worked in sales sucks shit and would destroy the industry if they could via www.designroom.site/vib-ribbon-o...
an article about the history of vib ribbon, it's the intro portion of the article which says that no one in Europe's marketing department wanted the game
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 06/10/2026
Witcher 3 hitting higher steam concurrents today than they did at their original launch is gonna push more developers to release more stuff for their older, already wildly successful games, and y'know what good
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 06/10/2026
Bethesda could stick 40 guys into a room and have them make a Skyrim expansion every other year and sell 20m x 20-30 USD each time and they're frankly stupid for not doing so
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 06/10/2026
#normalizeupdating15yearoldgames
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 30/09/2026
end result of a decade+ of corps treating art like Product and fine-tuning it to this end, many don't view art as a thing made by another person as a form of communication, they view it as a product like milk or eggs, ergo if you can have a machine endlessly produce things to your tastes, good
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 30/09/2026
This makes complete sense when you look at what projects dominate pop culture, is an machine that spits out slop according to a checklist really that big a difference from a highly corporate movie or game that has 100 different middle managers making sure it follows 100 brand guides?
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 30/09/2026
there was a quiet compromise reached between corporations and the mass market where it was fine to devalue, censor and generally pummel and harass creative into submission if they never had to feel sad, confused or angry about something in a movie or game or show
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 30/09/2026
Or to put it more briskly: This is the natural end result of applying 'the customer is always right' to art.
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 28/09/2026
lrp: yeah there's a lot of people who will get into corporate art and then be mad when it doesn't go any further than being kinda libbed out and it's like idk what you were expecting man
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 28/09/2026
Your options are corporate slop that means nothing or stuff made by actual human beings that has meaning but also might have parts that put you off or make you uncomfortable, you can't have it both ways
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Häschen Schwartz🐰👑VILLAINOUS VTUBER @schwartzsama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The thing about all discourse about JRPGs, turn based combat, random encounters, whatever is that they don't even make RPGs like that anymore! Square, Atlus, they all listened to you! You guys got what you wanted and still complain online about it!
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DitzyFlama @ditzyflama.com · 28/09/2026
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 25/09/2026
all western horror devs know is bad stealth segment, invincible stalker enemy, forced fleeing segment, and lie
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Adam 🐙 @mrkrabs173.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i should make more diagrams when i'm mad as fuck at video games i still think about these ones i made while playing mega man zero
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Middlebrow” is the perfect level of brow for a movie to be. if you want smarter read a book if you want dumber read some posts
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RemPhase (COMMISSIONS CLOSED) 🔞 @remphase.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Zoro Fab @zorofab.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me, when given a limited set of character creator options with a cartoon art style: This will be the ideal representation of me, the way I wish to be seen in this world. Me, when I can customize a realistic character down to the very pores on their skin: Time for Nigel Thornberry.
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 22/09/2026
oh my fucking god Mamdani is saying the shit I've been saying for years he is truly the chosen one
“If you are staring at an example of social disorder or social inefficiency, and the left refuses to explain either why it has happened or how they will fix it, then the right gets to point at someone in the immediate area and say, ‘That’s who did it.’”
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Commander Paizuri @notoriouspaizuri.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
SSBM and really Smash as a whole The amount of good times I've had with the series is basically insurmountable
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Frozen Ocelot @frozenocelot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Once again a reminder. Don't give them a damn thing and CANCEL YOUR NITRO!
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Berry 🍇 @nyamukoneko.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
namco museum
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澄澈之冰 @chengchezhibing.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
*你是她抓来的人类维修工*🤖
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Niko @telosratoskr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I like how this turned out so I'm posting it here ^^''
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Erin Tierney | Veil’s Edge Games @veilsedgegames.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ID: tumblr post by user corsairesix 
Text: Hey I'm sorry that guys who only watch children's cartoons have bad takes about literature sometimes, but the imagined past where people have great reading comprehension and interact thoughtfully with adult themes doesn't exist
Also you're starting to sound like a RETVRN guy

Some gothic lit blog: How is it that society has gotten more puritanical than ever in the last five years?
Guy they invited on the actual news in 1996: Pokemon was created by Satan
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Commander Paizuri @notoriouspaizuri.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
just for the hell of it since I may give it a try tonight, I googled black desert online and uh Gooner is gonna get added to the dictionary at this point huh
Is Black Desert Online a gooner game?
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TheShunbun @theshunbun.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sanbun wishing you luck and good fortune 💕
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Mysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND) @mysteriousz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 17/09/2026
we should bring back 'are games art?' discourse but only about AAA Giga Mega games
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 17/09/2026
Your game had 5000 people on it? Not art, sorry.
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 17/09/2026
this is only half a joke, what good is 'art' where you can't feel any individuals effect on it because it's so watered down and restricting by hyper-intrusive corporate mandate
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rawgum @rawgum3d.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Mei
Mei (Overwatch)
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Commander Paizuri @notoriouspaizuri.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
LRT: imma try to go to my local guitar center tomorrow If I see that poster there I'm flipping it off
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Pumpactionmusket @pumpactionmusket.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Holy shit. All of the submission videos are just being uploaded immediately at the bottom of the webpage without any moderation whatsoever. Somebody is getting fired for this. openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope...
ffff
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spooky boner @starrdiver.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
consider the following
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KHARU @kharuart.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Ragyattha
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🌸 mari! 🌸 @nosummernocry.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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