definitely not JT @notjt.bsky.social · 12/01/2025the only shower i need is showering my girlfriend with love and affection 020
Reposted by definitely not JTworm girl @wormgir1.bsky.social · 11/01/2025becominf a big fan of gloop and stuff 082
definitely not JT @notjt.bsky.social · 10/01/2025every day, millions of Americans suffer from busted nuts 020
definitely not JT @notjt.bsky.social · 09/01/2025i would love a little creature for Christmas btw!!! JUST LETTING EVERYONE KNOW! 020
definitely not JT @notjt.bsky.social · 28/12/2024great mink man. i remember the first one i ever trapped in the winter of 2005. left it behind a waffle house in Atlanta and it still shows no signs of decay 010
definitely not JT @notjt.bsky.social · 28/12/2024thinking of posting a YouTube Video with a novel premise. let me know if you would watch/like/subscribe/cum 010
Reposted by definitely not JTTony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 13/12/2024The next auteur of our generation isn’t doing movies; he’s somewheres working on a YouTube video called some shit like “The Dark History of Splash Mountain: a Retrospective” that’ll get 16M views 011
definitely not JT @notjt.bsky.social · 05/12/2024*at the CERN supermassive particle accelerator in Switzerland* Listen buddy I'm from Queens I'm pretty sure I know how this thing works *creates a black hole that devours the earth in seconds* 010
definitely not JT @notjt.bsky.social · 04/12/2024asking the hawk tuah ai how to do my math homework and it keeps telling me to bomb various government buildings 010
Reposted by definitely not JTCrab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 03/12/2024thank you tony hawk's mass grave 042
definitely not JT @notjt.bsky.social · 02/12/2024reading this aloud as an icebreaker at my next job interview 010
definitely not JT @notjt.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Donald Trump COVERED in mango juice. donald trump dripping with pear juice. donald trump neck deep in apple cider. 110
definitely not JT @notjt.bsky.social · 02/12/2024FUN FACT: this actually brings his total to well over 150 011
Reposted by definitely not JTmy plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 01/12/2024white boys hit the blunt one time and say some shit like “well ill be damned” 3656
definitely not JT @notjt.bsky.social · 29/11/2024hey listen it was the 80's man. of course i was a henchman. we were all lackeys 021
definitely not JT @notjt.bsky.social · 22/11/2024america will never be fixed until we have another GAMER president 010
definitely not JT @notjt.bsky.social · 19/11/2024:0 sorry to hear man. when are they putting you down? 110
definitely not JT @notjt.bsky.social · 19/11/2024i met santa niccolo in brookyln in '92. after rear ending me at a red light, he called me a slur I've not heard since 011
definitely not JT @notjt.bsky.social · 18/11/2024hunting millennials for sport. need the head of a Hufflepuff to complete my mantle display 020
definitely not JT @notjt.bsky.social · 18/11/2024returning the recycled ocean plastic back to the ocean so it can be in its natural habitat ❤️ 010
definitely not JT @notjt.bsky.social · 04/11/2023so long as the waves lap upon our noble shores, there will always be SCAM MINK SALESMAN to erode the pillars civilization. beaver pelt superior 11/10 110
definitely not JT @notjt.bsky.social · 05/10/2023beaver pelts far superior. ... yuo are scam salesman 110
definitely not JT @notjt.bsky.social · 05/10/2023just booked my tickets to the whole tour. vinyl on the way as well 110
definitely not JT @notjt.bsky.social · 28/09/2023I'm NOT going all the way to Toronto unless fantango commands it 110
