definitely not JT @notjt.bsky.social · 12/01/2025the only shower i need is showering my girlfriend with love and affection 020
Reposted by definitely not JTworm girl @wormgir1.bsky.social · 11/01/2025becominf a big fan of gloop and stuff 082
definitely not JT @notjt.bsky.social · 10/01/2025every day, millions of Americans suffer from busted nuts 020
definitely not JT @notjt.bsky.social · 09/01/2025i would love a little creature for Christmas btw!!! JUST LETTING EVERYONE KNOW! 020
definitely not JT @notjt.bsky.social · 28/12/2024thinking of posting a YouTube Video with a novel premise. let me know if you would watch/like/subscribe/cum 010
Reposted by definitely not JTTony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 13/12/2024The next auteur of our generation isn’t doing movies; he’s somewheres working on a YouTube video called some shit like “The Dark History of Splash Mountain: a Retrospective” that’ll get 16M views 011
definitely not JT @notjt.bsky.social · 05/12/2024*at the CERN supermassive particle accelerator in Switzerland* Listen buddy I'm from Queens I'm pretty sure I know how this thing works *creates a black hole that devours the earth in seconds* 010
Reposted by definitely not JTCrab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 03/12/2024thank you tony hawk's mass grave 042
definitely not JT @notjt.bsky.social · 02/12/2024reading this aloud as an icebreaker at my next job interview 010
definitely not JT @notjt.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Donald Trump COVERED in mango juice. donald trump dripping with pear juice. donald trump neck deep in apple cider. 110
Reposted by definitely not JTmy plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 01/12/2024white boys hit the blunt one time and say some shit like “well ill be damned” 3656
definitely not JT @notjt.bsky.social · 29/11/2024hey listen it was the 80's man. of course i was a henchman. we were all lackeys 021
definitely not JT @notjt.bsky.social · 18/11/2024hunting millennials for sport. need the head of a Hufflepuff to complete my mantle display 020
definitely not JT @notjt.bsky.social · 18/11/2024returning the recycled ocean plastic back to the ocean so it can be in its natural habitat ❤️ 010
