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Djo “End of Beginning” Parody: And when I shit my slacks in Chicago I feel it Another version of pee You can take the man out of the shitty Not the shitty out the pants

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Just about the most homoerotic thing I’ve ever read

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If just once in my life a cinnamon raisin bagel tasted as good as it smelled, i could die a happy man

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Inquiring at my MtF friend: a Quest-shun-oni, my progest-er-oni

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The amount of things I’d fuck is close to the amount of things. Put that on my tombstone

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

We’re rolling 40 deep off 60 tabs of antacid, swag surfin’ at the texas de brazil. We live for open bar weddings, we LIVE for disney bar trivia night— we live to die young. Tomorrow I wake up in either Rio De Janeiro or Hell, and either way, tonight I’m making DAMN sure I won’t know how I got there.

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I’m at the Boris concert observing the drone rockers. I’m yelling shit from the back of the venue like “Yo they’re sustaining the FUCK out of this D7sus4 chord, open up the fucking pit!!!!”

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Northwestern Ella Langley: “He’s choosing Gonzaga I can tell”

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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The official chardonnay of the NFL

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Steve-o goes Electric at Newport Folk Festival (5000 volt shock to his nuts)

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Gnawing on another head of the Taco Bell diuretic lettuce, living mas tonight

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I’m a white collar alchemist. Working on an archaic transmutation that turns Excel Spreadsheets into footlong turkey clubs. The name of the spell is “direct deposit”

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Lorde “Royals” Parody: I’ve never seen a hymen in the flesh

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

UN Speaker: Before we sign the Israel-Palestine International Peace Accord, what say you, child philosopher? Child Philosopher: he who sits where he shits is one less a diaper UN Assembly: *grumbling agreement, frantic note taking*

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Funniest thumbnail + video titles combo I’ve ever seen. Head canon of a Misogynist techbro in shambles at this news

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

fuck-my-pissy is it cool if I get in on this? @aoc.bsky.social chicken jockey!!!!!!

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

catapult. ballista. trebuchet. Yea, if you’re a siege weapon of ancient civilization warfare, you best expect they give you a kickass name

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Guy who pisses standing up: “everytime I piss I’m marking my territory as the alpha, the apex predator “ Guy who pisses sitting down: “erm there’s actually hieroglyphic records of sitting pissers dating back to the nubians you know” Guy who pisses in the sink: “hey what’s up man how’s it going”

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Guy walking into men’s bathroom: “ugh, I hate how every video game has to have a poison swamp area now”

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I’ve had turkey sandwiches more transcendental than major life experiences

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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Good news! ANTIDOTE is now owned by POISON

an announcement that Indeed, the job search website, now owns Glassdoor, which is a website where people leave reviews of employers.
The entire fucking point of Glassdoor is that it's supposed to be candid and operate without the influence of employers or big business such that people can leave honest reviews of employers. This is entirely undermining its purpose.

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

*boiling skin molting back into my online persona* Anyways we’ve captured Tony Hawk, we’re get set him loose blindfolded, oiled and buckass naked in Mercedes Benz Stadium. Arthur Blank will be handing out kukris at the door and paying out 50k per permanent injury on the guy. Go Falcs!

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Not to ironically slip the veil, but as someone whos only active social media presence is as the persona “tony hawk’s mass grave”, articulating the use of social media as the performance of kayfabe is so pointed and accurate holy shit youtu.be/v4DpWMjg4p0

youtu.be

I'm about done with "political content"

YouTube video by Signified B Sides

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Confession: I haven’t heard this song in years but it’s replaced the word amazing in my vocabulary. I’ll be eating Indian Food thinking to myself “mhmmm this chana masala! This that shit that give a flower color”

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Average pre y2k Spotify bio: “P.E.E. (sometimes stylized as Pee, short for Potentially Egregious Error) is a San Francisco–born indie rock band known for their hook-laden, hyperactive blend of grind-pop and math-rock… (1/29)” Average post y2k Spotify bio: @shitpantstheband “great with children”

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Not to betray my kin in the generation war but the boomers & elder millennials are the only ones who know how to write a damn biogrpahy. Sick of these gen-z / gen-alpha artists whos bios are pithy little jokes or played-out insta captions— bitch I’m in the Spotify bio for your whole life story!!!!

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Forgetting to cut the seams on a new pair of dress pants’ pockets is like starting new game plus and losing all your inventory upgrades

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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Boys do not go to Jupiter to get more stupider that was a lie. They go to youtube

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

The more I think about it this is the closest man’s ever been to outlining the edges of the human spirit. I could give you my money, my charity, sure, but any human being would much rather give you a piece of themselves, a fragment of their essence; their favorite macaroni shape

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Observation about the truth of the human spirit: If the “round up $1.00 for charity?” Button at grocery checkout was “choose a pasta shape to donate?” Instead I think it’d see 3 times the use. You KNOW I’d be there like “yoooooooo team Rigatoni!!!! ‘Toni for the orphans let’s gooooo”

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Keeping a mood board that’s just a different pantone for that day’s best offering upon the porcelain throne

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Me and the fellas are up at 4:00 AM 5 Kentucky Fire Cured Swamp Stoagies™ deep googling “best funny bonobo monkeys tierlist bracket”

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Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave @chorbinc.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Why didn’t Mr. Beast ever get into the hydraulic press game? “World’s most EXPENSIVE hydraulic press!” or “I pressed $100,000 of Sturgeon Roe and Saffron!” or “Last to Leave HYDRAULIC PRESS Gets $1,000,000!!!” Imagine he flattens Chandler Beast. Shit would’ve done 50m views

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Haunter @holybible.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Honest to god have a dildo in my ass rn @hankgreen.bsky.social

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