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Nighthand

@nighthand.bsky.social
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I'm a writer and game enjoyer who likes bad jokes. Find me online anywhere Nighthands are sold.

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authorblues @authorblu.es · 05/10/2026
If you can afford to spend $100m to buy legislation, you have proven why you should be taxed. If there was an ounce of justice in the world, he would be taxed twice as much punitively.
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Tie, Rapidly Approaching @tietuesday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
screaming "trans rights free Palestine fuck all recruiters tricking the young gambling is a blight and i think we will look back at it the same way we do cigarettes now" at the start of every stream to give everyone an ad-free experience
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is gonna be the only job left once AI takes all the rest of them.
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Of course, it's all a distraction from how it's ALREADY killing us, by hastening the climate's destruction and directly/tangibly rolling back progress we had made in addressing it.
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Tie, Rapidly Approaching @tietuesday.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
while rebuilding my PC, turns out I still have that video of the phone game with the greatest character lines you've ever heard saved reposting this banger here so people don't think im having a stroke when i quote it
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 09/09/2026
I will say it is funny watching OpenAI boast about solving a complex math problem using millions of dollars of compute (and someone else’s work) all while remaining unable to solve the most obvious math problem (how to make their services profitable)
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
The virgin AGI existential risk vs the chad global warming
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Okay to be fair, it's a sign of intelligence for the app to tell AI bros to shut the fuck up and stop talking to it.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the most sophisticated large language model is no closer to artificial general intelligence than an alarm clock, and it will never get any closer
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AccountingNightmare @accnightmare.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
New Christopher Larkin (Hollow Knight composer) OST just dropped??? This one's a total banger. 👀 christopherlarkin.bandcamp.com/album/moonli...
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Moonlighter 2: The Endless Vault, by Christopher Larkin
31 track album
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Aubo 🏳️‍⚧️ @aubryjoi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
90s pals ⭐️💜 [ #cuteart #illustration ]
A little doodle of two of my long cat characters. Squiggle, who is themed after a 90s iconic jazz cup, is back to back with Arcade, who is themed after a 90s arcade carpet pattern. They’re laughing and looking like they’re sharing a good time.
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Crungo @crungokong.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026
Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)
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Sataen @sataen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Look idk who needs to hear this cause I've seen alot of artists over the years dig this exact hole, but you need to finish your commissions. A percentage of your clients are going to be repeat commissioners. Another percentage of your clients heard about you from word of mouth. 🧵
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Person who has seen only 1 movie: The best movie ever made is Boss Baby
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A_Raving_Loon @a-raving-loon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A black and white kitten on break from his morning zooms.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 18/08/2026
So my buddy @wobblypython.bsky.social has been suspended for "violating child safety rules" for posting a gif of a kid being tossed into a pool. This gif is available within bluesky's built-in gif feature, you can post this same gif right now. You can't make this up.
a bluesky suspension notice indicating that a post broke child safety rules, the test of the post was "Have we tried cooling the servers down?" this was a very tame joke post about the servers being down yesterday that featured a gif provided by bluesky's own gif service of a child being tossed into a pool
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Zach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 12/08/2026
Twitch now uses your channel to train generative AI by default. You can opt out of some training here: www.twitch.tv/settings/sec...
Training for Generative AI

Allow your channel content to train generative AI content models at Amazon. Turning this off does not opt you out of Twitch and Amazon using your channel content for other purposes described in the Twitch Privacy Notice, including using AI-supported Twitch features that benefit the community by facilitating streamer growth and monetization (such as real-time sponsorship campaign assistance), viewer discovery (such as recommendations), and community safety (such as AutoMod). Learn more
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Inbal Breda @greyannis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Might as well post it here! A magical girl animation I've been slowly chipping at over the weekends for ages.
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Celestial Fang 🩸 Artist @celestialfang.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Some long vertical oil paintings I’m working on!
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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
An aircraft passenger oxygen mask: a drop down passenger mask with air bag and yellow plastic mouth and nose cover, oxygen tube has been cut; Demonstration model used by flight attendant crew for passenger instruction. Has text on the side indicating that it's non-functional.
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This is art, to me.
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Lyarrah @lyarrah.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Creating a master thread for all of my tabletop games! All of these are homemade by me and many feature illustrations from my friends! They're all built to be playable IRL or via screenshare And they're all FREE! (you're allowed to pay me if you want to though) lyarrah.itch.io
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A_Raving_Loon @a-raving-loon.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
View from below of a black and white kitten guarding a ledge.
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Goldcan @goldcan.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Free Balloons🎈
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Can't put her story in a Magic set, that might cut into the Marvel cross-over sets. Nope, all she gets is a comic most Magic fans will never see.
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Matt (Tired) @mattfrith.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Please observe my madness... I'll finish this eventually ;') #pixelart
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Celestial Fang 🩸 Artist @celestialfang.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Finished sculpting this! I’ll take proper photos once it’s dry 🩸
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Jordan Harper @jordanharper.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
How long is a million seconds? ​

First, let me ask you a question: How long do you think a million seconds is? In terms of days, weeks, years, decades, or whatever.

Turns out it's 11.5 days. That's it. Less than two weeks.
How long is a billion seconds? ​

Now, how about a billion?

A billion seconds is 31.7 years.

So a million seconds ago was last week, and a billion seconds ago was 1993.
How long is a trillion seconds? ​

Okay, last one. How long do you think a trillion seconds is?

A trillion seconds is 31,689 years.

A trillion seconds ago, humans were still in the Stone Age. Writing hadn't been invented. Agriculture hadn't been invented. We were hunter-gatherers using basic tools.
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The much-memed Evony "come play my lord" ad edited to have job application language and a ZipRecruiter logo instead.
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Celestial Fang 🩸 Artist @celestialfang.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Does my sculpture go hard so far
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
very happy to see that the oot remake sticks to its localized title in the german version
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
one of my favorite sketchbook comics, anime press conference
PANEL 1: A close-up drawing of Goku from Dragon Ball.
PANEL 2: A mayor is reading prepared remarks from a lectern to the press. MAYOR: "Goku is the Mickey Mouse of fighting"
PANEL 3: MAYOR: "Luffy is Goku but with long arms and--" REPORTER 1: "BOO!" MAYOR: "Let me finish--long arms and flip-flops."
PANEL 4: REPORTER 2: "Mr. Mayor, are you speaking in terms of official policy recommendations or as a private citizen?" The mayor dabs away sweat. MAYOR: "Please, Tom, there'll be time for questions at the end."
PANEL 5: REPORTER 3: "These are serious allegations--" MAYOR: "Every Gundam is worse than Voltron--" REPORTER 4: "Man, fuck this!" 
PANEL 6: MAYOR (visibly sweating): "Please, I have to get through this: Every Gundam is worse than Volton because his hands are lion mouths." REPORTER 1: "BOOOOOOOOO"
PANEL 7: Security hoists up a reporter to eject him. SECURITY 1: "You're done, Fake News" REPORTER 1: "This is a democracy!"
PANEL 8: The mayor continues. MAYOR: "Pokemon was a dry run for QAnon." REPORTER 1: "The people have a right to a free press!"
PANEL 9: MAYOR: "Naruto is the Donald Duck of fighting."
PANEL 10: Another reporter stands up and interrupts the mayor. REPORTER 5: "How many more--" MAYOR: "Boruto--" REPORTER 5: "How many more of these--" MAYOR (insistent): "BORUTO is Naruto with worser hair."
PANEL 11: REPORTER 6: "How many more of these unfounded allegations are you going to--" MAYOR: "Questions at the end, Laura!"
PANEL 12: MAYOR: "Evangelion is suicidal ideation Tenchi Muyo."
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Given how frequently an unchecked AI doing something to a system ends up fully and irrecoverably deleting it, I suggest letting all the AIs "improve" themselves. I also recommend letting them "improve" their company CEOs in the same way, but that's another story.
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Lucky_Bun @luckybun.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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Lucky_Bun @luckybun.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I don't need to be "protected" from seeing porn, I need porn artists to be protected from being debanked, having their work stolen by AI, being abused for the content of their work, and going broke.
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
screenshot of lyrics.com on a purple background, it reads:
"The Simpsons Main Title Theme"
Ah The Simpsons
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Smight 🐌 @smight.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The totals are in! Thanks for a great marathon, everybody! Nice work @tietuesday.bsky.social and team in all the organizing and great events. See you next year!
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
THE PIT CREW TRANS AM IS STILL GOING, A CHARITY STREAM TO RAISE MONEY FOR TRANS LIFELINE arcadep.it/transam/ AND TONIGHT/TOMORROW SUNDAY AT 3 AM PST/6 AM EST I WILL BE HOSTING A POWERPOINT PRESENTATION, COVERING THE TTRPG DISASTER AND OTHER STUFF NEOPETS SCHOOL.......... 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a powerpoint slide showing a neopets logo, saying "Neopets School... 2!!!!!!!!!!!

brought to you by prettypinkpansy for the Pit Crew Trans Am"
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Say what you like about this piece but the image depicting a rocket launching from the middle of a city, doing untold damage to an immense number of people, and using it to slather praise on a billionaire's vanity project that undermined public investment in space, is pretty accurate.
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Carrie Sloane @carriesloane.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I drew from many sources of inspiration for this piece, blending a stylized sci-fi/fantasy aesthetic with motifs I adapted from historical Armenian decorative arts (I'm part Armenian, and love all decorative arts!) Here’s some of my main sources:
Sources for ancient Armenian computer project
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Lucky_Bun @luckybun.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
You know I think Horizon Zero Dawn/Forbidden West might be right, billionaires *are* the most useless, pathetic, emotionless monsters in our society and we *must* kill them all before their megalomaniacal incompetence destroys this amazing, beautiful, and singular earth on which we live.
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Tie, Rapidly Approaching @tietuesday.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
this is only a week away and ngl im getting nervous (but its good) every event I've helped plan is going to be a banger, I'm biased as hell but also trust trust i'm so much better at game design than mr beast, beast games aint got shit on me
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Emily Aster @emilyaster.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
After more than a year of effort, it's finally here- my DMC series retrospective and Netflix DMC video essay! Please enjoy!!
youtube.com
For The Love Of The Game: A DMC Retrospective
YouTube video by Emily Aster
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 09/05/2026
Whoops forgot to Capitalize a "Tuesday"
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Fujoshi Mountain Sect Leader @gin-and-chthonic.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Cay @caymanwent.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Repost to make it die faster
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Ida Ꮚ•ꈊ•Ꮚ @floofyfluff.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Cherry blossom axolotl plush 🌸
A photo of Charlotte being hugged by two hands against a background of small cherry blossoms. As she is seen from above, one can see her back and her tail clearly, as well as the embroidered cherry blossom on her bum. She's the perfect cuddle buddy!A photo of Charlotte, the cherry blossom axolotl, plush being help up in the air in front of a fully bloomed cherry blossom tree by two hands. She is smiling, her tail showing under her, with the tail fin shaped like a cherry blossom petal. She is loving the spring sun! A photo of Charlotte, the cherry blossom axolotl, on top of a white table with cherry blossom branches and trees around her. Her body is a sift white, while her head gills are pink, with cherry blossoms embroidered in them. She is laying down, chilling as she smiles happily. Having a lazy day, are we?
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