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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 25/08/2026

🚨BREAKING: Our union of over 12,000 baristas are officially calling for a Starbucks boycott. Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed:

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GW Pabst Blue Ribbon @notdavidlynch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

In one of those situations where I feel like I can't talk about it because it would be airing my dirty laundry in public, but I wish there was someone I could talk to so I could get this off my chest. Therapy on Thursday can't come soon enough.

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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

We're going to win so much, you may even get tired of winning

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GW Pabst Blue Ribbon @notdavidlynch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Someone explain this like I'm 10. Why isn't this literally selling access to insider trading?

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GW Pabst Blue Ribbon @notdavidlynch.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

If only there was some kind of major historical event that happened 10 years ago in Britain that might explain the utter chaos that has ensued in that country. Oh well, I guess we'll never know

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GW Pabst Blue Ribbon @notdavidlynch.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Taking up the mantle of #1 Toy Story 5 Hater. The more I think about that movie, the more annoyed I get.

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GW Pabst Blue Ribbon @notdavidlynch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Me trying to watch a film every day: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me writing a review of every film I watch: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck. Me admiring my Letterboxd stats: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

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GW Pabst Blue Ribbon @notdavidlynch.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

COME TOGETHER: A NO SURPRISES MYSTERY

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GW Pabst Blue Ribbon @notdavidlynch.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Today's my birthday. My boss asked me for my permission to email the team so everyone could say happy birthday to me. I said yes, and then he sent an email with my LinkedIn profile pic fed through AI to animate it. I would like to retract my permission.

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Cath Kastner @cathkastner.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I loved this so much I drew it

Pixel illustration of a Kelly Reichardt / Mariokart crossover with 9 characters on a yellow and pink desert background.
The title card reads KELLY REIKART with a portrait of the filmmaker and a camera on the sides

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GW Pabst Blue Ribbon @notdavidlynch.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

At the Bleak Week showing of Deliverance at the Coolidge and the pre-movie music is Lynyrd Skynyrd. Oh hell yeah.

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GW Pabst Blue Ribbon @notdavidlynch.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Who designed this? No, seriously, who the fuck designed this? I just wanna chat.

The cover of the 4K Ultra HD blu ray of Shrek 2. I'm gonna try to put this design into words, but it's so horrifying. It's a white background. Shrek stands in the foreground. You can see him from the chest up. He's slightly tilted. And he's staring into your soul with a closed mouth smile on his face. He knows something. He knows your most embarrassing secret, and he's barely containing his laughter. Fiona is in ogre form. She stands slightly behind Shrek, with her arms crossed as if she's in an 80s buddy cop movie, but Shrek isn't leaning back to back with her. He's too busy staring at you. She wants to get the joke, but she's completely lost. She has an awkward smile plastered on her face, and her eyes are to the side as if she were looking at Shrek and wondering what's going on. But Shrek is in front of her, so she's just awkwardly looking at nothing and pretending to be in on the joke. But the joke is on you, the viewer, because Shrek knows your secret. Please stop looking at me, Shrek. Please don't haunt my dreams.

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 28/05/2026

Doctor, I’m woefully underinformed about the employment status of the Alito family. Ah, the cure is simple. Go read the writing of the great reporter Jose Pagliery. But doctor, I am Pagliery!

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 25/05/2026

truly fb marketplace is a place of wonder and terror

cobra commander throne from a Facebook marketplace listing

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GW Pabst Blue Ribbon @notdavidlynch.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Watching The Way of the Dragon, the only movie Bruce Lee wrote and directed. The English dialogue feels like the fight scenes: a couple of quick words with barely any actual back and forth. I still don't know why the film is set in Rome when literally no one has spoken Italian.

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GW Pabst Blue Ribbon @notdavidlynch.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

In the past few years, my kids have become obsessed with playing Donut County with me. I do the voices in all the cut scenes, and it brings me peace to do this. I give Salt and Pepper upper midwest accents. I think it amuses me more than them, but I still do it.

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GW Pabst Blue Ribbon @notdavidlynch.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

She hundred acre on my wood until I pooh

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Alison Fisk @alisonfisk.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Reasons recorded for worker absence on this 3,250 year-old ancient Egyptian attendance register include ‘brewing beer’🍺 ‘stung by a scorpion’ 🦂 and ‘embalming brother’! 🤯 From Deir el-Medina, royal tomb worker’s village 📷 by me #Archaeology

My photo shows a dark beige coloured fragment of limestone measuring 38.5 cm in height and 33 cm max width, from Deir el- Medina, the royal tomb worker’s village, near ancient Thebes, Egypt. The fragment of limestone, known as an ostracon, was used as a cheap alternative material to papyrus, to record the attendance of 40 workers over a period of 280 days. The lines of text are written in hieratic script. Names and dates are written in black pigment, with reasons for absence written in red pigment

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GW Pabst Blue Ribbon @notdavidlynch.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Not me sending absurdly long text messages to the group chat laying out the entire weekend's worth of rep screenings that I can go to, begging someone to join me.

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GW Pabst Blue Ribbon @notdavidlynch.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

The blockade, which is an act of war, is still in place, yes? Then I'm not sure we can say that the war is over.

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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

don't worry everyone

starting tomorrow everything is going to be okay!

they JUST announced it

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GW Pabst Blue Ribbon @notdavidlynch.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

My playlist came up with Frightened Rabbit, and I feel like we're at a point in culture where I can say I miss Scott Hutchison and nobody will know what I'm talking about

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GW Pabst Blue Ribbon @notdavidlynch.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

The Brave Little Toaster was the scariest children's film ever

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GW Pabst Blue Ribbon @notdavidlynch.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Week 2 is an incredible success. We're seeing small goals and then taking the momentum from accomplishment and doing so much more. Even if we backslide in future weeks, the progress we've made is massive.

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GW Pabst Blue Ribbon @notdavidlynch.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

If the blockade is still in place, then presumably the Strait is still closed. And this is the new indefinite state of affairs? At what point does the stock market crash when they all realize the Strait is closed and oil prices will skyrocket even more?

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GW Pabst Blue Ribbon @notdavidlynch.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I told my wife I wanted us to set actual tangible goals for us to accomplish every weekend because we fall into these habits of not doing enough and falling further and further behind in basic housework. And for this first weekend, it's been a massive success! Let's see how it goes long term...

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

It’s pretty fucked up that the Nintendo Switch gave all the old games a rewind feature so people can just do that every time they mess up instead of doing what we did which is stop enjoying the game

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GW Pabst Blue Ribbon @notdavidlynch.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

My "not involved with Jeffrey Epstein" press conference has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my press conference.

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GW Pabst Blue Ribbon @notdavidlynch.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

The thing about this is that there *is* a path to redemption for people like Louis CK. Honest contrition and attempts to make amends would go a long way towards earning some sort of redemption. He just didn't take this path, so there is no reason to give him forgiveness he hasn't worked for.

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GW Pabst Blue Ribbon @notdavidlynch.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

My 9 year old is home sick and attempted to put a Kick Me sign on my back. D- for originality, D- for execution, A+ for still being so cute

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GW Pabst Blue Ribbon @notdavidlynch.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

This is literally the plot of Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die

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GW Pabst Blue Ribbon @notdavidlynch.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

America has not fully reckoned with the fact that, despite destroying many military targets, Trump has made Iran more powerful than it has been in the past century.

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GW Pabst Blue Ribbon @notdavidlynch.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Trying something that I hope will make my relationship significantly better but will likely make it significantly worse. Why am I doing it? Because I'm incredibly stupid.

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GW Pabst Blue Ribbon @notdavidlynch.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Thinking about that time my sister-in-law suggested to my wife that I was cheating on her when I go out at night despite my extremely active Letterboxd and the photos I take of every movie ticket I buy. You need to work harder than that to accuse me of dumb shit.

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GW Pabst Blue Ribbon @notdavidlynch.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

There are a thousand versions of this, but I still think about how people said Brad Bird clearly believed in the line "when everyone's special, no one is" when the line is spoken twice in the film, once by a 10 year old and once by the villain.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

ngl the updated branding for @bsky.app is bold

"BLUESKY: IT'S ALL 38 YEAR OLDS" in the style of Dune

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social i ate some raisins | | View full thread | LinuxGlen @linuxglen.bsky.social I didn't say Daniel Tiger was feudalist. I said *the Neighborhood of Make-Believe* is clearly aligned with paleofeudalist thought. | Neil Media @neilmedia.bsky.social You're still accountable.

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GW Pabst Blue Ribbon @notdavidlynch.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Why is the world in love again? Why are we marching hand in hand? Why are the ocean levels rising up? It's a brand new record for 1990. They Might Be Giants' brand new album.......FLOOD

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Wicked Queer @wickedqueer.boston · 13/03/2026

Introducing Wicked Queer 42. This year’s theme is Queer Audacity, a reminder that we need to celebrate, uplift, and to own our collective and personal power as Queer people. We picked a symbol this year to represent this energy, The Lavender Rhinoceros. Running from Gaypril 3-16, 2026.

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GW Pabst Blue Ribbon @notdavidlynch.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I watched this last night. Great with an audience

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GW Pabst Blue Ribbon @notdavidlynch.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Trying out a new display name. Is it too niche?

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GW Pabst Blue Ribbon @notdavidlynch.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Real ones understand on a basic level that this will fund the next World Cinema Foundation set, among other wonderful releases that I am excited to discover.

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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 11/02/2026

figured out how to make this website usable, finally

muted terms including me, you, a, post, i, the

my timeline with two posts one from jordan that reads “why tummy hurt” and one from heck’s maniac that reads “hnyuh”

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